Little Big Man
Screeching Weasel Lyrics


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I′m not just some dilettante
If you'll excuse me, I′ve got names to drop
You think my lyrics don't make sense?
Well, maybe you're a little dense

Pretentious? Moi? Don′t be absurd
Sure, I use some twenty dollar words
But brother, I′m the salt of the Earth
And while my band might be subpar
And I'm stuck here tending bar
I hold my own with all the punk rock stars

My politics are so correct
I march along in perfect step
And all my pals think like I do
That′s how I know I've got a clue

Now let me make this crystal clear
You point and laugh at all that I hold dear
But I′ve got the respect of all my peers
And they're allowed to take the piss
But if you cross me then I′ll shake my fist
And tell the internet about it

I'm a big man

It's time for me to show my ass
And pass some rumors on as fact
Now don′t you dare call me a clown
I′ll have my lawyer shut your website down

I went on tour with NOFX
I didn't really have a job with them
But I′ll have you know they're personal friends
I got to ride Fat Mike′s giraffe
And we all sat around and laughed
At everyone who's sick of my act

Little big man




I′m a big man
Little big man

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Screeching Weasel's song "Little Big Man" embody the pretentiousness and hypocrisy often found in the punk rock scene. The singer claims not to be a dilettante but then drops names to prove his worth. He defends his use of "twenty dollar words" but also claims to be the "salt of the Earth". His politics are "so correct" and his opinions align with his friends, leading him to believe that he "knows" things. He warns others not to cross him or they'll feel the wrath of his internet presence, exposing his insecurity and need for validation.


The chorus, "I'm a big man / Little big man", is a contradiction in terms and suggests that the singer is trying to present a tough persona despite his true lack of confidence. He boasts about going on tour with NOFX and riding Fat Mike's giraffe, but it's unclear if this is true or just another example of him trying to impress others. The overall message seems to be a critique of the punk rock scene and its tendency to elevate certain individuals based on false pretenses.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm not just some dilettante
I'm not just an amateur; I have knowledge and experience


If you'll excuse me, I've got names to drop
I have important people to talk about and flaunt my connections


You think my lyrics don't make sense?
You believe my music doesn't have a coherent message?


Well, maybe you're a little dense
Perhaps you don't understand my refined lyrics


Pretentious? Moi? Don't be absurd
Me, affected? That's ridiculous


Sure, I use some twenty dollar words
I employ complex vocabulary in my lyrics


But brother, I'm the salt of the Earth
I'm the real deal, honest and genuine


And while my band might be subpar
My band's abilities may not be top-notch


And I'm stuck here tending bar
And I find myself working as a bartender


I hold my own with all the punk rock stars
I'm just as respected as other punk rock musicians


My politics are so correct
My political beliefs are unassailably right


I march along in perfect step
I unwaveringly support my political ideology


And all my pals think like I do
All my friends share my political beliefs


That's how I know I've got a clue
Being surrounded by like-minded individuals confirms my beliefs


Now let me make this crystal clear
Let me be perfectly clear about my following statements


You point and laugh at all that I hold dear
You mock the things I hold important


But I've got the respect of all my peers
My fellow musicians regard me highly


And they're allowed to take the piss
They're allowed to make fun of me


But if you cross me then I'll shake my fist
However, if you criticize me, I'll retaliate


And tell the internet about it
And I'll publicize our conflict on the internet


I'm a big man
I'm an important person


It's time for me to show my ass
Now, it's time for me to reveal my true self


And pass some rumors on as fact
And I'll spread some gossip as if it's true


Now, don't you dare call me a clown
Don't even think about calling me foolish or inept


I'll have my lawyer shut your website down
I'll pursue legal action against you for defamation


I went on tour with NOFX
I toured with the band NOFX


I didn't really have a job with them
I didn't actually have a specific role on the tour


But I'll have you know they're personal friends
But I want to convey that I am on good terms with the band members


I got to ride Fat Mike's giraffe
I had the opportunity to ride on a novelty object owned by Fat Mike


And we all sat around and laughed
And we all shared some humorous moments


At everyone who's sick of my act
Mocking those who are tired of my work


Little big man
I'm a small person with a big ego


I'm a big man
I'm an important and impressive person


Little big man
I am a small, insignificant person with an unwarranted sense of importance




Writer(s): Foster Benjamin M

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