Big ole butt
Sean Combs Lyrics

I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
I was leisurely enjoying myself at the mall, casually drinking a milkshake

Playin' the wall, takin' a break
I was standing against the wall, taking a momentary rest

Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earrings
I was appreciating the beauty of the girls wearing bamboo earrings

Baby hair and bodies built to swing
Their meticulously styled baby hair and attractive figures were made for dancing

That's when I seen her
That's when I saw her

Her name was Tina
She introduced herself as Tina

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
Her elegance and gracefulness resembled that of a ballerina

I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L
I greeted her by saying, "Hello, my name is Big L"

Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
Please don't inquire about my current state, because, let me tell you, I'm living fabulously

But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
Although I must confess, my actions may be considered deceitful

Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
Because my girlfriend is unaware that I am actively searching for other romantic opportunities

To make a long story short, I got the digits
In summary, I managed to obtain her phone number

Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I called her on the phone in my car and went to see her in person

I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
I was pleasuring her intimately, expressing gratitude, and marveling at her beauty

Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
Reclining luxuriously like royalty on silky satin sheets

That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
That's the current situation and you understand the nature of our encounter

She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
She possessed a generously proportioned backside, and I was fulfilling my role

I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
I must admit that my girlfriend is attractive

But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
However, Tina was incredibly arousing, and my friend Earl can testify to that

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
Her legs were so alluring that they surpassed the appeal of stockings

When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
Upon returning home, I greeted my girlfriend with a kiss on her cheek

But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
Yet, at the back of my mind, there was the memory of the woman with a large buttocks

I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
I sat my girlfriend down, I couldn't suppress my feelings any longer

And said to her with a devilish grin
With a mischievous smile, I spoke to her

Tina got a big ole butt
Tina possesses a substantial posterior

I know I told you I'd be true
I know I promised to be faithful

But Tina got a big ole butt
However, Tina's prominent rear end is undeniable

So I'm leavin' you
Therefore, I will end our relationship

I went to the high school about three o'clock
I visited the high school around three o'clock

To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
My intention was to attract the attention of an attractive person

My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
My friend's jeep was playing music at a high volume

Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
We were enjoying cold forty-ounce beers, smiling and laughing

Girls all over, the kind I adore
Girls were everywhere, precisely the type I find appealing

I felt like a kid in a candy store
The abundance of attractive individuals made me feel euphoric and excited like a child in a candy store

That's when I seen her
That's when I saw her

Her name was Brenda
She introduced herself as Brenda

She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
Her buttocks were of such memorable quality

I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
I instructed my companion to halt the jeep

She's only seventeen but, yo, don't sleep
Although she is only seventeen years old, do not underestimate her

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
I danced energetically to the beats like a professional football punter

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I intensely observed her attractive rear end like a skilled hunter in pursuit of large game

I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
I commented to the girl, "Hey, you seem fatigued

Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
Why don't we find a place to rest, unwind next to the fire"

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
I placed her prominent buttocks on a rug made of bearskin

She gave me a kiss, I gave her a hug
She kissed me, and in return, I embraced her warmly

I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
I assured the girl, "Those young boys are insignificant

You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
If you desire to engage in unconventional activities, allow me to kiss your belly button"

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
I playfully circled and provoked it, causing her to squeal

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
I took out a pack of condoms and prepared myself

When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
After we finished, I wiped the perspiration from my eyes

When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
I proceeded to the kitchen and retrieved some sweet potato pies

Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
Tina unexpectedly entered my house while I was eating

You know what I said
And you already know how I reacted

Too bad you caught me cheatin', but
Regrettably, you discovered me being unfaithful, however

Brenda got a big ole butt
Brenda possesses a significant posterior

I know I told you I'd be true
I know I promised to be faithful

But Brenda got a big ole butt
However, Brenda's substantial rear end is undeniable

So I'm leavin' you
Therefore, I will end our relationship

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
I visited Red Lobster to enjoy a meal of shrimp and steak

Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
During the period when the waitresses were on their lunch break

I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
I drove into the parking lot and parked my car

Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
An individual in the vicinity exclaimed, "I don't care about your identity"

I paid it no attention, I walked inside
I disregarded the comment and proceeded to enter the establishment

Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
Since Brian possessed a firearm and remained relaxed in the vehicle

I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
As I entered, all eyes were on me

And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
The atmosphere was filled with a sense of excitement and anticipation

I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I took a seat, ordered my meal

I said to the waitress, "I don't mean to be rude
I politely stated to the waitress, "I apologize for any perceived rudeness

But I'll take you on a platter"
However, I would enjoy having you instead of the food"

She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
She pointed out, "You already have a girlfriend." I replied, "That is irrelevant

You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
You appear to be more alluring than a piping hot pizza

What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa
I inquired, "What's your name?" She responded, "My name is Lisa, as indicated by my name tag

I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
I replied, "Alright, you possess intelligence and other positive qualities

But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
However, when you finish your work shift, I will return"

She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
She gazed at me and requested, "Please explain yourself more explicitly

L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
I, L, responded, "We're going to engage in our activities here"

She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
She seemed confused, so I reassured her with the expression, "You will understand soon enough"

I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
I arrived promptly at ten on the designated time

When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
As she exited the establishment, I passionately kissed her

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
I gently pushed her back inside and removed her coat

Laid her on the table and place my order
I positioned her on the table and initiated our encounter

And have her a tip much bigger than a quarter
I graciously rewarded her with a tip considerably larger than a quarter

On and on to the break 'a dawn
We continued our activities ceaselessly until daybreak

All over the restaurant, word is born
Throughout the entire restaurant, this tale shall be confirmed

I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
I noticed someone coughing, prompting me to glance at my watch

I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I was astonished to discover that it was already nine o'clock

I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
I hastily retrieved my pants and donned my Kangol hat

Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Guess who I saw? Oh, it was Brenda!

Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember
Oh, she was an employee at Red Lobster, but I did not recall

Lisa got a big ole butt
Lisa possesses a significant posterior

I know I told you I'd be true
I know I promised to be faithful

But Lisa got a big ole butt
However, Lisa's substantial rear end is undeniable

So I'm leavin' you
Therefore, I will end our relationship

See ya
Goodbye

Lisa got a big ole butt
Lisa possesses a significant posterior

I know I told you I'd be true
I know I promised to be faithful

But Lisa got a big ole butt
However, Lisa's substantial rear end is undeniable

So I'm leavin' you
Therefore, I will end our relationship

See ya
Goodbye