Lossepladsen bløder
Sebastian Lyrics

Hans Christian har saksen fremme til silhouetters broderi
Hans Christian is using scissors to cut out silhouettes for embroidery

mens en anden om kridtet klemmer til lidt lokumspoesi.
while another person squeezes out a little bit of bathroom poetry from the chalk

Skorstensfejr'n og ballerinaen danser tango på rådhusspir't
The chimney sweep and ballerina are dancing tango on the town hall spire

det ga' fjorten da'e i spjældet for der var malet for en tier.
It gave him fourteen days in jail because he had painted something for less than ten kroner.

Her' alt hvad du behøver, du ka' ta hvad du vil ha'.
Here is everything you need, you can take whatever you want.

Lossepladsen bløder, Paradis er langt herfra.
The dump is bleeding, paradise is far away.

Mona-Lisa in natura med Henry Solskin i en snor
Mona Lisa in the flesh with Henry Solskin on a leash

og Superman har fået bjælder så man ka' høre hvor han bor
and Superman has gotten bells so you can hear where he lives

og de kristne læser jura, paragraffen om blasfemi
and the Christians read law, the paragraph about blasphemy

mens de spiser frikadeller med andre UFO'er klokken ni.
while eating meatballs with other UFOs at nine o'clock

Don Juan med kvindebryster vil vise at han tør
Don Juan with woman's breasts wants to show that he dares

ved sexoplysnings-liveshow kan han lære lige hvordan man gør.
At a sex education live show he can learn exactly how to do it.

Fru Callas ej at forglemme i en Istedgade-dør
Mrs. Callas not to be forgotten in an Istedgade doorway

har lånt hr. Christoffs stemme, nu sælger hun som smør.
she has borrowed Mr. Christoff's voice, now she is selling like butter.

Don Quichote og Sancho Pancha de roder på møllens loft
Don Quixote and Sancho Pancha are looking around in the windmill's attic

hvor de vækker Tornerose - det syn's hun sgu var for groft
where they wake up Sleeping Beauty - she thinks it's pretty rough

hendes prins på det hvide muldyr har vundet sig et slot
her prince on the white mule has won himself a castle

i sæbe lotteriet, nu kan hun rende ham så skråt.
in the soap lottery, now she can run diagonally towards him.

Og Snehvide vil ud af ræset, og hun har den indre glød
And Snow White wants to get out of the race, and she has the inner glow

hun har malet sig meget gul i fjæset og hun har læst den lille røde
she has painted herself very yellow in the face and she has read the little red one

mellem bladene fandt hun hr. Nixon vildledt hertil af nogen
among the pages she found Mr. Nixon misled here by someone

men så tog han sin livvagt med til en film om Al Capone.
but then he took his bodyguard to a movie about Al Capone.

Picasso han har malt portrætter, lissom konen der vasker bleer
Picasso has painted portraits, like the wife who washes diapers

men han maler kun skeletter - for det er det eneste han ser
but he only paints skeletons - because that's the only thing he sees

og vi jokker på hinanden, det er ved at være sent
and we step on each other's toes, it's getting late

Men nu kommer skraldemanden - han ska' til at gøre rent.
But now the garbage man is coming - he's about to clean up.

Her er alt hvad du behøver du ka' ta' hva' du vil ha'
Here is everything you need, you can take whatever you want.

så, nu er der sgu nogen der løber til Paradis ved siden af.
so, now there's someone running to Paradise next door.