Hi My Name's Cindy
Self Lyrics


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Mystery date and you can't be late
Thought it wouldn't go any deeper
Stalling and stalling to the voice of debate
Laugh at her jokes and then leave her
You can't get out
Well maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
You got to keep an open mind
hi, my name is cindy and I'm a transistorosexual

now it's all run amuck
For the next five hours you're fucked

fallen in a well and you can't get out
Thought you couldn't fall any deeper
You learned about love and the opposite sex
That there's fucked up people
You try again
Maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
You got to keep an open mind

hi, um, my name is cindy
I'm your blind date and I'm really blind

now it's all run amuck




For the rest of your life you're fucked
* repeat *

Overall Meaning

The song "Hi My Name's Cindy" by Self appears to be a cautionary tale about blind dating and the unexpected twists and turns that can come with it. The first verse describes a situation where the singer has a mystery date and can't be late, but initially thinks it won't be too serious. However, as the night progresses, they find themselves stuck with someone they can't get away from and may not be as compatible with as they thought. This is reinforced by the chorus, which repeats the phrase "now it's all run amuck" and suggests that they will be stuck dealing with the consequences for a long time.


The second verse takes a similar tone, but adds a new layer of complexity. The singer falls into a well metaphorically, suggesting that they have become trapped in a situation they didn't intend to be in. They learn about love and the opposite sex, but also that there are "fucked up people" out there. Despite this, they still try again and consider the possibility that their blind date may be pretty or rich, but they need to keep an open mind. The chorus repeats again, emphasizing the idea that the situation has gone wrong in a major way and the singer is stuck dealing with it.


Line by Line Meaning

Mystery date and you can't be late
You have a date but you must be on time or something bad can happen.


Thought it wouldn't go any deeper
You didn't think this date could get any worse.


Stalling and stalling to the voice of debate
You're trying to avoid the inevitable argument by stalling.


Laugh at her jokes and then leave her
You're pretending to be interested and amused, but plan to leave her as soon as possible.


You can't get out
You feel stuck in this situation.


Well maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
You're trying to convince yourself that there might be something good about your date.


You got to keep an open mind
You need to be receptive to the possibility that your date may surprise you.


hi, my name is cindy and I'm a transistorosexual
A new character named Cindy is introduced who identifies as attracted to electronics and technology rather than humans.


now it's all run amuck
Things have gone completely out of control.


For the next five hours you're fucked
You're in for a terrible five-hour date.


fallen in a well and you can't get out
You feel trapped and unable to escape.


Thought you couldn't fall any deeper
You believed things were as bad as they could get, but it turns out there's still more to come.


You learned about love and the opposite sex
You gained some insight into romantic relationships and the people you're attracted to.


That there's fucked up people
You realize that there are some very dysfunctional and toxic individuals out there.


You try again
You're willing to give dating another chance.


Maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
You're still trying to stay positive and keep an open mind about your future dates.


You got to keep an open mind
You need to approach new situations with an open and flexible attitude.


hi, um, my name is cindy
Cindy reintroduces herself, perhaps as a reminder that even though things are chaotic, she is still there.


I'm your blind date and I'm really blind
Cindy reveals that she is actually blind, which adds another layer of complexity to the date.


For the rest of your life you're fucked
The terrible date has left a lasting impact on you, and you feel doomed to a bleak future.




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: MATTHEW DON MAHAFFEY

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