La Salle De Bain
Serge Lama Lyrics

Comme il serait doux d'être auprès de vous Dans ces moments où Vous refermez la porte derrière vous.
The singer longs to be with the person they desire when they go into the bathroom and lock the door for privacy.

Pour me cacher tout, le meilleur de vous Toutes vos manies Ces coins secrets qui me sont interdits.
The singer imagines the person in the bathroom doing things that are forbidden or private, and wants to know all about them.

Derrière le verrou j'attends et je bous Dans ces moments longs Ou courts c'est selon, que faites-vous donc?
The singer waits anxiously outside the bathroom trying to imagine what the person inside is doing, as the moments can feel both long and short in anticipation.

J'entends des bruits mous, qui me rendent fou Des bruits de cotons Des bruits de chiffons, des bruits de flacons.
The artist hears soft and intriguing sounds coming from the bathroom like cotton, cloth, and bottles, and it drives them crazy with curiosity.

Vous parfumez-vous, ou bien buvez-vous Quelques vins bizarres Que vous cacheriez au fond d'un placard?
The artist wonders if the person is applying perfume or perhaps hiding unusual wines they would normally not drink in a secret cabinet within the bathroom.

Quel beau rendez-vous que vous avec vous! Je n'entends plus rien Etes-vous en train d'admirer vos seins?
The singer envisions the person inside the bathroom enjoying their own company, and thinks they may be admiring themselves and in particular, their own chest.

Les caressez-vous dessus et dessous? Ma folle pensée Vient s'imaginer leurs pointes dressées.
The singer goes further with their fantasizing, imagining the person touching their own breasts in a way that makes the tips become erect.

Dans un garde-à-vous si dur et si doux Madame ouvrez-moi! Ne me laissez pas dans cet état là!
The artist reaches a point where their desire to be with the person behind the bathroom door becomes almost unbearable and they beg the person to let them in and relieve them of their agony.

J'entends tout à-coup frémir le verrou Vous apparaissez, Vous me regardez d'un air étonné.
The person finally opens the bathroom door, surprising the artist who has been waiting for them, and the person looks at the artist with a puzzled expression.

Parée de bijoux, lourde de frous-frous Et soudain j'ai peur Comme si je vous croisais dans un ascenseur.
The person emerges from the bathroom wearing fancy clothes and jewelry and the artist suddenly feels intimidation at the thought of them, as if they had encountered each other in an elevator.

Je jette sur vous des yeux de hibou Sans un mouvement Comme sous l'effet d'un envoûtement.
The singer gazes at the person intensely, like an owl, without moving, as they are entranced by them.

Avec une moue frisant le dégoût Vous me balancez, j'ai mal à la tête, Prépare un cachet et un point c'est tout!
The person reacts with disgust at the artist's behavior and dismisses them, telling them to take a pill for their headache and leave them alone.