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Kompania Ergazmus
Najeżdżamy na ziemię, bo coś tam jebie
Sex kosmici wejdą w dupę Ci
Będą walić w UFO ze 3 dni
Nie chcą z łąki żadnego krówska
Tylko twojego, ludzkiego dupska
Sex kosmici wejdą w dupę Ci
Będą walić w UFO ze 3 dni
Nie chcą z łąki żadnego krówska
Tylko twojego, ludzkiego dupska
Planeta ORGAZM-0 to nasz stary dom
Niejeden z nas ma HIV i w gaciach swąd
Rakieta PED-AL-1US znów wyrusza w świat
Bo w pierścień Saturna wlecieć przyszedł czas
Nie znam języka, nie znam słowa "nie"
Wolę przez rów Mariański przepierdolić się
A gdy pocałujesz kotku usta me
Na kosmicznym facebooku dodam Cię
Sex kosmici wejdą w dupę Ci
Będą walić w UFO ze 3 dni
Nie chcą z łąki żadnego krówska
Tylko twojego, ludzkiego dupska
Sex kosmici wejdą w dupę Ci
Będą walić w UFO ze 3 dni
Nie chcą z łąki żadnego krówska
Tylko twojego, ludzkiego dupska
Kosmo-pedalion - solówa!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "Sex Training" by Ninja Sex Party is a humorous commentary on the idea of becoming a great lover. The song is filled with witty and tongue-in-cheek remarks that poke fun at the culture around sex and relationships. The song starts with an assurance that the listener and their brains will be showered with "hot load of wisdom" to help with sex training. The first lesson is about sharpening one's senses in the closet to contemplate boobs while the other person waits outside with the girlfriend. The lesson is followed by a requirement to buy nachos for the trainers, an energy drink for the girlfriend and a warning not to eat anything themselves.


The song is indicative of the style of music that the Ninja Sex Party is famous for- witty and risqué. Beyond the superficiality of the lyrics, the song did manage to strike a chord with its audience with their humorous commentary on sex training. The song has also been interpreted as a satire on the self-help industry and the quest for self-improvement. The song's lyrics do not provide any practical tips on how to be a good lover, but merely mocks the entire concept of sex training.


Overall, Sex Training is a hilarious song that pokes fun at sex training and leaves the listener laughing at every turn. The song can also be seen as a commentary on the culture of self-help, where people are willing to believe anything as long as it is wrapped in a pretty package.


Line by Line Meaning

So you want to be a great lover
We're here to teach you how to please your partner


Ninja Sex Party will help you train
We're the experts and we'll guide you through the process


So much knowledge to discover
There's a lot to learn, but it's worth it


We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain
We'll provide you with knowledge that will blow your mind


Lesson one
Here's the first thing you need to know


You need to sharpen your senses
You have to be more aware of your partner's body


So get in the closet and contemplate boobs
Take some time to focus on your partner's breasts


We'll wait out here with your girlfriend
We'll give you some privacy to do your thing


Unrelated question
By the way, we have a quick question


Where do you keep all your lube?
Just wondering where you keep your lubricant


Rock on! Now stay in that closet
Keep going, you're doing great! And stay in the closet for privacy


You rule! And also we locked you inside
You're the boss, but we locked the door for privacy


There is no reason to doubt us
You can trust us, we know what we're doing


This is what happens when science and romance collide
This is the result of combining scientific knowledge with love


Lesson two
Here's the second thing you need to know


Now you should buy us all nachos
We're hungry and you should buy us snacks


But not for yourself, you're training, no food!
You're in training, so no snacks for you


And get an energy drink for your girlfriend
Your partner needs to stay hydrated


She needs to rehydrate
She's been working hard and needs to drink something


Although we've been giving her fluids
We've been taking care of her needs too


Oh yeah! You don't have to pay us
We're doing this because we enjoy it, not for payment


We're just happy that we could help
We're glad we could assist you in becoming a better lover


You can come back in an hour
Take a break and come back later


Fondle my balls!
Sorry, that was directed at someone else, not you


Sorry I was talking to someone else
My mistake, wrong person


You're now a total dickmaster
Congratulations, you've mastered the art of satisfying your partner


All hail the Lord of Vaginas and Time!
You're now the master of pleasing your partner and managing time


Go forth and satisfy millions
Use your new skills to make the world a happier place


Oh by the way we'll have sex with your girl at the chime
Just kidding, we won't actually have sex with your partner


Yay!
Celebrate your achievement!




Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Written by: Komandor G, Zielony John

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