That Don't Impress Me Much
Shania Twain Lyrics

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
I have met people who think they are clever.

But you've got being right down to an art
But you take being correct to a whole other level.

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You believe you are exceptionally intelligent, and it annoys me.

You're a regular original, a know-it-all
You are a typical original person with an air of arrogance.

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
All right, you are an expert in rocket science.

That don't impress me much
I'm not impressed by that.

So you got the brain, but have you got the touch?
You might have the brains, but do you have emotional intelligence.

Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
I don't want to offend you, I think you're okay.

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
However, that won't provide me with comfort at night.

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
I have never met someone who always carries a mirror.

And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
And a comb in his sleeve in case he needs it.

And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
The extra hold gel in your hair should keep it in place.

'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Because Heaven forbid it should ever fall out of place even slightly.

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
Fine, you look like Brad Pitt.

That don't impress me much (oh, oh, ooh)
That doesn't impress me much.

So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
You may look great, but do you have emotional depth?

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You are the type of person who loves to polish his car.

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
You insist I take off my shoes before entering your car.

I can't believe you kiss your car good night
I cannot believe you behave as if your car is your lover.

Now come on, baby, tell me, you must be jokin', right?
Now come on, you must be joking, right?

Okay, so you got a car
Fine, you have a car.

That don't impress me much (oh, oh, ooh)
That does not impress me much.

So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
You may have good physical abilities, but are you emotionally perceptive?

Oh, oh no, you think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
You believe you are cool, but do you understand other people's emotions?

Now, now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
I don't want to offend you, I think you're okay.

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nights
But that won't give me warmth and happiness on long, lonely nights.

That don't impress me much
That doesn't impress me much.