Volvo Cowgirl 99
Sheryl Crow Lyrics


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Video countdown cyber phallic optics
Profligate talk shows scrounging for a topic
Rock-a-buy gravy train cradle's gonna rock me
37 million's what Larry Parker got me

World War XIV, my first Sony
Beatles wrote the Nike song and called it macaroni
Billy Jean Burger King chauvinist pig pen
U.S. Army only wants a few straight men

Aaaaaaaah
Volvo cowgirl 99
Yeah yeah

Panaflex Soloflex Genuflect Pope
What the world needs now is babies, gun and hope
Guardian angel dust in the wind cries Mary
Want to be Madonna but the price is too high, very

Perfect rhythm Nazis in the pagan rhythm nation
Everybody's equal in the glow of radiation
Gotta four-wheel drive and I park it in the driveway
When I get drunk I drive it on the parkway
Gotta get a TV set for my car
Tonight's the Battle of the Network Stars

Aaaaaaaah
Volvo cowgirl 99
Yeah yeah

Saniflush Bud-Bowl makin' me sick
Cause anybody in a helmet looks just like a dick
Steely Dan rather be hammer than a nail
The Serbs, the Poles, and the check's in the mail

Eat sleep live die fucking record label
G Gordon Liddy under the table, table, table
Clarence Thomas organ grinder Frank Dileo's dong
Maybe if I'd him I'd have had a hit song

Aaaaaaaah
Volvo cowgirl 99
Yeah yeah

Aaaaaaaah
Volvo cowgirl 99
Yeah yeah

Aaaaaaaah




Volvo cowgirl 99
Yeah yeah

Overall Meaning

Sheryl Crow's song "Volvo Cowgirl 99" is a tongue-in-cheek commentary on contemporary American culture that touches on a wide range of topics from consumerism and materialism to politics, sexism, and entertainment. The song's opening lines draw attention to the pervasive and often overwhelming influence of technology and media on our lives, as she mentions "Video countdown cyber phallic optics" and "Profligate talk shows scrounging for a topic." The lines that follow are a mix of humorous pop culture references (e.g., "Beatles wrote the Nike song and called it macaroni") and sharp critiques of gender roles and the military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.


Throughout the song, Crow portrays herself as a self-aware, independent woman who recognizes the absurdities and contradictions of the world around her. She laments the pressure to conform to narrow standards of beauty and fame, singing "Want to be Madonna but the price is too high, very," and acknowledges the complicated intersection of race, class, and politics in America ("Perfect rhythm Nazis in the pagan rhythm nation"). Despite the song's irreverent tone and playful lyrics, it ultimately conveys a sense of disillusionment with contemporary society and a yearning for something more genuine and meaningful.


Line by Line Meaning

Video countdown cyber phallic optics
The intrusive reach of mass media on the daily lives of people through programming and advertising.


Profligate talk shows scrounging for a topic
Talk shows will cover anything to catch viewers, even if there is little substance or relevance to the topic.


Rock-a-buy gravy train cradle's gonna rock me
The constant pull of consumerism is like a rocking cradle or lullaby that soothes, controls and manipulates our desires, actions and thoughts.


37 million's what Larry Parker got me
The pursuit of wealth and abundance is a driving force behind many people's lives.


World War XIV, my first Sony
The idea that war, violence, and the pursuit of material possessions go hand in hand, as well as the rapid evolution of technology and how it shapes culture.


Beatles wrote the Nike song and called it macaroni
The legacy and influence of pop culture on society while also humorously highlighting the absurdity of such an idea.


Billy Jean Burger King chauvinist pig pen
The prevalence of toxic masculinity in pop culture and broader society, exemplified by historically derogatory masculinity that was targeted towards women and other gender types.


U.S. Army only wants a few straight men
The idea that the U.S. military conspires against LGBTQ+ individuals, in addition to the often-discussed gender biases present in army recruitment policies.


Volvo cowgirl 99
The hypocrisies and paradoxes existing in society, especially regarding contemporary wokeness, identity politics, and politics in general.


Panaflex Soloflex Genuflect Pope
The monotony and futility of our daily routines and how religion often acts as an outlet or respite from that experience.


What the world needs now is babies, gun and hope
The varied, complex factors that give humans a feeling of purpose and meaning amidst the chaos of our world.


Guardian angel dust in the wind cries Mary
The fleeting nature of and simultaneous desire for spiritual connectedness and emotional relief.


Want to be Madonna but the price is too high, very
The paradoxical nature of iconic celebrity status, how it's both glamorous and draining, desired and simultaneously difficult to balance.


Perfect rhythm Nazis in the pagan rhythm nation
The subtle but ever-present subliminal messages present in advertising and media that reinforce wider cultural norms and bias.


Everybody's equal in the glow of radiation
The idea that in a post-industrial, democratic society, we are all equal because of our proximity to the damaging effects of industrial goods and services like radiation.


Gotta four-wheel drive and I park it in the driveway
The image of excess and utility in the Western cultural idea of the 'American dream', for many, this dream manifests in the form of expensive, large vehicles that go unused.


When I get drunk I drive it on the parkway
The still ever-present yet taboo issue of drunk driving and ignorance towards effective prevention methods.


Gotta get a TV set for my car
Our infatuation with entertainment and the constant push to be consumed by it even when we're on the go.


Tonight's the Battle of the Network Stars
The frivolous, mostly useless content that fills televisions and popular media.


Saniflush Bud-Bowl makin' me sick
Mocking and critiquing the typical, often cheesy advertising tactics used by brands and media to attract viewers.


Cause anybody in a helmet looks just like a dick
The hypocritical, double standards that exist around traditional masculinity, including who can wear what, and gender-specific clothing and accessories.


Steely Dan rather be hammer than a nail
The dynamic of leadership and hierarchy in our culture, highlighting the preference to be in control and making decisions rather than following orders.


The Serbs, the Poles, and the check's in the mail
The futility of trying to force progress or societal change through a quick fix or monetary means, especially in political contexts.


Eat sleep live die fucking record label
The exploitation of aspiring artists and the music industry's pervasive influence on how artists operate in the world, and the unequal power imbalance that exists between artists and the industry at large.


G Gordon Liddy under the table, table, table
The prevalence of systemic corruption and the often-unseen backroom deals and negotiations that grease the wheels of influential systems.


Clarence Thomas organ grinder Frank Dileo's dong
The insinuation of corrupt, immoral behavior in people of powerful positions who have the ability to protect each other and get away with more than would be acceptable in other contexts.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Downtown Music Publishing, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: DAVID FRANCIS BAERWALD, BILL BOTTRELL, SHERYL SUZANNE CROW, KEVIN M. GILBERT, BRIAN S. MACLEOD, DAN SCHWARTZ

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