Foreword
Shrezzers Lyrics

How're you doing, bro?
A friendly greeting, asking how the other person is feeling.

Oh, okay... except I broke up with my ex last night.
Responding to the greeting by sharing that they are doing okay, except for the fact that they recently broke up with their significant other.

What? Why? She's kinda cute.
Expressing surprise and asking why the person broke up with their significant other. Making a comment on their appearance.

That whore cheated on me with her boss!
Revealing that the significant other was unfaithful with their boss, using strong language to express anger and betrayal.

That's sucks, man! I've had the same shit recently...
Empathizing with the person by acknowledging that a similar situation has happened to them recently.

Damn! Screw relationships!
Expressing frustration and disappointment with relationships in general due to the recent experiences.

You mean relationSHITS?
Using wordplay to transform the noun 'relationships' into the vulgar term 'relationshits' due to the negative experiences.

Hahaha
Reacting with a laugh to the previous comment, using humor to lighten the situation.

By the way, have you heard of SHREZZERS?
Switching topics and asking if the other person is familiar with the band SHREZZERS.

Nope.
Answering negatively to the previous query.

I've been surfing Facebook yesterday & just came across em. Looks like these guys just released the album.
Sharing that they found out about the band SHREZZERS through Facebook and it seems that they have recently released an album.

Alright...
Responding neutrally to the previous comment.

You gotta check it out! They've got the sax dude and he's so epic!
Encouraging the other person to listen to the band SHREZZERS by highlighting one of their members, the saxophonist, and using enthusiastic language to describe how impressive they are.

So epic? For real?
Reacting with surprise and asking for confirmation on the previous statement.

Yeah and oh, there's the dude, who sings in Spanish... or French...or whatever. Anyway he's got a great voice! The guitarists are totally sick! The drummer screams as well as he plays! You're gonna love it!
Continuing to promote the band SHREZZERS by describing other members and their talents, using lively language to build excitement. Predicting that the other person will enjoy the music.

Dude, totally rad!
Reacting positively to the previous comments and expressing enthusiasm for the band SHREZZERS.

What was that?
Reacting to a sudden noise or movement from the surroundings.

Oh man, I think we stuck!
Realizing that they are stuck in the elevator and expressing concern or frustration.

Oh I'm fucked, dude! I've got an important meeting in a couple of minutes!
Stressing about being stuck in the elevator because they have an important meeting soon.

Duh that's sucks! Well I guess I'm good. I was already late for my job and now I've got an official excuse.
Empathizing with the other person's situation and expressing relief that they have an excuse for being late for their job.

Well... so what are we gonna do? I guess we'll just wait for mechanic to fix the elevator or something.
Discussing the situation and deciding that the best course of action is to wait for help.

Eh, well, shit... while we wait, let's check the SHREZZERS' album!
Using humor to lighten the situation by suggesting that they listen to the band SHREZZERS' album while they wait for help.

Alright! Well, nothing else to do. Play that shit!
Agreeing with the previous suggestion and encouraging the other person to play the music by using lively language.