My Girl
Shwayze Lyrics

My girlfriend, she's a 10
I have a really attractive girlfriend

She's real tan and she hits the gym
She takes care of her body and is physically fit

She wears red lingerie to bed
She likes to wear sexy lingerie in bed

Her daddy's rich and she gives great head
Her father is wealthy and she performs oral sex very well

My girlfriend got a big ol' butt (Say what?)
My girlfriend has a large posterior

Daisy Dukes with the seams ripped up (Uh huh)
She wears short shorts with the seams deliberately torn

Crazy dudes like to whistle at her
Men catcall her when she walks by

And she looks like a stripper for sure
Her attire and appearance is similar to that of a stripper

She likes to shake it
She enjoys dancing provocatively

Whether clothes or naked
She dances provocatively whether clothed or not

She dress like a ho but she talk like a lady
Her clothing suggests a promiscuous demeanor, but her speech is polite

But lately, she been acting kinda shady
Recently, she has been behaving suspiciously

Coming home late with her make-up looking crazy
She comes home late with disheveled makeup

Hair messed up, hickies on her neck
Her hair is tousled and she has love bites on her neck

I think I see some pussy juice dripping down her leg
I suspect she may have engaged in sexual activity and is dripping bodily fluids

I grabbed her by the head, You know what I said?
I confronted her and held her by the head, asking a question

I said who you been ridin' in the hood Little Red?
I asked her who she has been having sexual relations with

Baby it's not what you think
It's not the situation you may be imagining

A couple drinks led to some things
We had a few drinks and some things happened

I'm not sure how to tell you this, I'm a lesbian (Lesbian?)
I have discovered that I am a lesbian and I'm not sure how to break it to you

My girlfriend drives a Benz
My girlfriend drives a luxury car

She got a lotta pretty best friends
She has many attractive female friends

They all like to experiment
Her friends are open to trying new things, sexually

Oh my my, oh hell yeah
An expression of excitement

Baby like to take off her party dress
My girlfriend enjoys stripping and undressing

And it don't stop there (Where)
Not only does she enjoy undressing, but there's more to the situation

I walked in on a double-sided dildo love affair
I caught my girlfriend and another woman using a toy meant for two

They were bumpin' chairs, dressed in leather
They were engaging in sexual activity sitting on chairs, wearing leather clothing

Breathin' heavy, and whippin' each other
They were both panting and using whips on each other

They looked at me like their mama just caught 'em
They stared at me with a look of guilt or fear

'Cause Johnny Rotten put mah seed up in their Apple Bottom
One of my previous sexual partners impregnated them

But then it all got weird
Things took a turn for the strange

The other chick had a beard
The other woman had facial hair

I got scared and ran out of there
I was frightened and left the situation

Pole vaulted on my dick down the stairs
I ran out in a hurry and hurt myself in the process

Tarzan met Jane one day
An allusion to the Tarzan and Jane story

Then Jane met Janet and moved away
Jane left Tarzan for another woman

Left Tarzan with nobody.
Tarzan was left alone

Sad all day, so he played Sorry.
Tarzan occupied himself by playing board games out of loneliness

My girl is now her girl
My girlfriend is in a relationship with another woman

Her girl is now her man
My girlfriend's partner has transitioned into identifying as a man

Say it in French 'Le Lesbian'
An allusion to the word 'lesbian' in French

Say it again, 'Le Lesbian'
Repeating the allusion

I like girls who like girls
I am attracted to women who are attracted to other women

As long as they like me
As long as they are also attracted to me

But my girl just like girls
My girlfriend is only attracted to other women

And now her girl wants to fight me
My girlfriend's partner is angry with me and wants to fight

Punched in the eye by a girl named Butch
I was punched in the eye by a woman with a masculine name

Pushed me in a bush
I was physically assaulted and pushed into a bush

Stole my kush!
They took my marijuana

Took me for a fool, took my girl too
They thought I was foolish and took my girlfriend as well

Right hook, now I gotta move schools
I was punched with a 'right hook' and now must transfer schools

Nice lookin' with the basketball shoes
Another woman admires me, noting my good looks and fashionable footwear

Tied tight, every night is ladies night
I am attractive and popular among women, and every night feels like a night out with female friends

Wild night when you're dating a dyke
A night out with a lesbian girlfriend can be exciting and unpredictable

Oh yeah, I guess you gotta do...
An ambiguous ending suggesting something must be done, but leaving it open to interpretation