Punky?s Dilemma
Simon & Garfunkel Lyrics


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Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'caisson'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),




Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Simon & Garfunkel's song "Punky's Dilemma" depict the fanciful musings of someone who wishes to be something else, in a world that may not fully accept or understand them. In the first verse, the singer yearns to be a Kellogg's Cornflake, floating in a bowl and taking movies, speaking to a raisin with a perfectly groomed toupee. This could represent a desire for simplicity and escape from the complexities of the world, or a longing to be part of a larger, more cohesive entity.


In the second verse, the singer shifts to a desire to be an English muffin, turning golden brown in a toaster. The specific choice of a toaster may represent a sense of anticipation or readiness for something, as a toaster heats and prepares things for consumption. The singer goes on to express their preference for boysenberry jam, aligning themselves with the "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan club, which could be a nod to the desire for belonging to a group or community.


The song ends with a reference to a "first lieutenant" and a person named Maryjane, implying the possibility of military service and the hope for recognition or remembrance. The mention of "Old Roger draft-dodger leaving by the basement door" further adds to the vague sense of unease or unrest that permeates the song, contrasting with the dreamy, whimsical tone of the previous verses.


Line by Line Meaning

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
I wish I could be as carefree and untroubled as a cornflake floating in a bowl of milk.


Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Imagining myself as a cornflake, I would float in the bowl of milk and watch the world from a new perspective.


Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
As a cornflake, I would be able to just relax and enjoy life without any worries, living in luxury in the bowl of milk.


Talkin' to a raisin who 'caisson'ly plays L.A.,
As a cornflake, I would strike up a casual conversation with a raisin who is visiting Los Angeles, perhaps discussing the sights and sounds of the city.


Casually glancing at his toupee.
In my conversation with the raisin, I might notice his toupee and casually comment on it.


Wish I was an English muffin
Another wishful statement, as an English muffin would be a delicious and desirable breakfast food.


'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
As an English muffin, I would be perfectly positioned to be toasted to perfection and enjoyed by someone having breakfast.


I'd ease myself down,
The English muffin would slowly and satisfyingly sink lower into the toaster as it heats up.


Comin' up brown.
As the English muffin turns golden brown in the toaster, it becomes even more tempting and appetizing.


I prefer boysenberry
This line refers to a personal preference for boysenberry jam over other types of jam.


More than any ordinary jam.
The preference for boysenberry is strong, even over other varieties of jam.


I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.
The artist is so enthusiastic about boysenberry jam that they identify as a fan of the Citizens for Boysenberry Jam organization.


Ah, South California.
This line expresses fondness for southern California.


If I become a first lieutenant
This line introduces a hypothetical scenario in which the singer becomes a first lieutenant in the military.


Would you put my photo on your piano?
The singer playfully asks if their loved one would honor them by putting their photo on their piano if they were to achieve this rank.


To Maryjane, Best wishes, Martin.
This is a friendly letter closing, signed by Martin and addressed to someone named Maryjane.


(Old Roger draft-dodger, Leavin' by the basement door),
This line is a reference to a person named Roger who evaded the draft during the Vietnam War by leaving through the basement door of some building.


Everybody knows what he's Tippy-toeing down there for
This line implies that the reason why Roger is leaving through the basement door is well-known and obvious to those who see him.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: PAUL SIMON

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