The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
Simon & Garfunkel Lyrics


Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
Well, there's no need to complain
We'll eliminate your pain
We can neutralize your brain
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine

Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the business world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine

You better hurry up and order one
Our limited supply is very nearly gone

Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
We can end your daily strife
At a reasonable price
You've seen it advertised in Life
You'll feel just fine
Now
Buy a big bright green pleasure machine (pleasure machine)

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Paul Simon

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Comments from YouTube:

James McKeon

"Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?" That's a great line.

a

@jonovan remember when in elementary school, whoever from the dentist would come and give those red tablets to chew, which would show where there were cavities?

jonovan

Yep. That and, "Does your group have more cavities than theirs?"

Robert Terry

ever seen a dealer accept a cheque?

Steven Maginnis

After so many years, I finally realized the double meaning of "Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?" :-D

Steven Maginnis

:@Eilliw Nodrog It means she may be pregnant!

Joyful Yes

@Steven Maginnis I thought it was "junk the doll"

Steven Maginnis

@Matt Melchert I think the correct lyric is "Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?"

Matt Melchert

That explains why he's looking for a way to "chuck the dog"...

Matt Melchert

Ah jeeez, now I'll never be able to hear that song the same way again... /-:

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