You Can Call Me Al
Simon & Garfunkel Lyrics


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A man walks down the street
He says, Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
When the rest of my life is so hard!
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard

Bone-digger, bone-digger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away, my well-lit door
Mr. Beer Belly, Beer Belly
Get these mutts away from me!
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says, Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention
And whoa, my nights are so long!
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model?
Now that my role-model is
Gone, gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly, little bat-faced girl
All along, along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound, sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning into infinity
He says, Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me

Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, n-n-n-n-na
Na, na, na, na
N-n-n-n-na, na
Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na

If you'll be my bodyguard (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I can call you Betty (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
If you'll be my bodyguard (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)




I can call you Betty (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
If you'll be my bodyguard

Overall Meaning

The song starts with a man questioning why he has become soft in the middle despite his life being so hard. He wants a shot at redemption and doesn't want to end up as a cartoon in a graveyard. He is interrupted by the bone-digger and his dogs before he expresses his desire to not find this stuff amusing anymore. The man then offers to be someone's bodyguard if they would be his long lost pal, calling them Betty. He repeats his offer several times throughout the song.


Later, the man questions why he is short of attention with a short span of attention leading to long nights. He wonders where his wife and family are and who will be his role-model now that his previous one is gone. The man then encounters a foreign world where he doesn't speak the language or hold any currency. He sees cattle in the marketplace, scatterlings, and orphanages. However, he also sees angels in the architecture, and cries Amen and Hallelujah.


The song's meaning is somewhat ambiguous and it's open for interpretation. However, it can be seen as a commentary on a person's internal struggles and quest for redemption with the occasional humorous interjection. The various scenarios and characters mentioned in the lyrics represent different obstacles that the singer has to overcome.


Line by Line Meaning

A man walks down the street
The singer describes a man walking down a street, setting the scene for the story.


He says, Why am I soft in the middle now?
The man begins to question his physical state and wonders why he's gained weight.


Why am I soft in the middle?
The man repeats his concern about his bodily softness and lacking physical fitness.


When the rest of my life is so hard!
The man laments that his life is difficult in all other aspects except physically.


I need a photo-opportunity
The man desires an opportunity to take a photograph in order to improve his public image.


I want a shot at redemption
The man is seeking a chance to redeem himself and improve his reputation.


Don't want to end up a cartoon
The man doesn't want to be seen as a caricature or a joke.


In a cartoon graveyard
The man thinks about the possibility of being relegated to obscurity and forgotten like a cartoon character buried in a graveyard.


Bone-digger, bone-digger
This line is a chant spoken by someone, possibly a spectator or an audience member.


Dogs in the moonlight
The artist observes dogs illuminated by moonlight, possibly metaphorically representing confusion or fear.


Far away, my well-lit door
The singer yearns for the safety and comfort of home, which is far away from his current location.


Mr. Beer Belly, Beer Belly
Again, a chant directed at the man's physical condition.


Get these mutts away from me!
The man is frustrated with the dogs and wants them to go away.


You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
The man is exasperated with his situation and doesn't find the situation entertaining or fun anymore.


If you'll be my bodyguard
The singer is addressing someone and asking them to be his bodyguard, possibly for protection or companionship.


I can be your long lost pal
The singer offers to be the person's loyal friend as if they've known each other for a long time.


I can call you Betty
The singer tells the person he can call them by the name Betty as a term of endearment.


And Betty, when you call me
The singer continues addressing Betty, saying that when she calls him...


You can call me Al
...she can call him by the nickname Al.


It's a street in a strange world
The singer is describing the setting of the story, which seems unfamiliar and alien to him.


Maybe it's the Third World
The singer guesses that he might be in a Third World country, meaning one that's less developed than his own.


Maybe it's his first time around
The singer also speculates that this strange world might be his first time experiencing a new culture or environment.


He doesn't speak the language
The singer is unable to communicate effectively because he doesn't speak the local language.


He holds no currency
The singer has no money on hand that will be accepted as payment in this place.


He is a foreign man
The singer emphasizes his lack of belonging and foreignness in this environment.


He is surrounded by the sound, sound
The singer is overwhelmed by the noise and chaos of the unfamiliar surroundings.


Cattle in the marketplace
The singer sees farm animals being sold in a busy market.


Scatterlings and orphanages
The singer sees people who are disorganized and lacking support, such as scatterlings and orphans.


He looks around, around
The singer is trying to get his bearings and takes in what's happening around him.


He sees angels in the architecture
Despite the chaos he's experiencing, the singer also finds beauty in the local architecture, as if angels are present.


Spinning into infinity
Possibly referring to the beauty of the architecture, the singing imagines the angels swirling around as if they're infinite.


He says, Amen! and Hallelujah!
The singer exclaims religious praise, possibly because he's overwhelmed by the beauty of his surroundings.


Na, na, na, na
The song breaks into a series of syllables that don't have a specific meaning.


If you'll be my bodyguard...
The song repeats the chorus more than once, with the singer continuing to ask someone to be his bodyguard and friend.




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Comments from YouTube:

@CalifornianCuttlefish

to anyone listening to this in nowadays: bless your soul, you must have taste

@braylenconner3

Love 60s through 80s some 90s

@cokedudebestmate7099

I have some taste, and that’s an understatement

@reconghostgaming3213

I don’t mind the 50’s all the way to 2016. There is only so much good songs 2017-2021 i like, but it’s a bit stale lately.

@CalifornianCuttlefish

@@reconghostgaming3213 Thank You?

@danieladiaz8259

Yeah, I have taste. 80s music is awesome because it doesn’t say any bad words

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@montesace

My Dad's name was Al. He loved this song. Even after he got dementia, he'd still tell people that they could call him Al. This song means a lot to me.

@arribaficationwineho32

Amazing what we can retain even with dementia. Great story. Sorry abt your dad but it sounds like he had happy memories.

@montesace

@@arribaficationwineho32 Thank you for the kind words.

@arribaficationwineho32

@@montesace my husband had it and has died. He was very happy in his dementia….kind, appreciative and knew family until he died or acted like he did. I love when music connects us to good memories.

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