If a woman is this straightforward
-There’s a hidden camera
-She’s underaged
-It’s a prank
-She has an ulterior motive
-She’s not offering her “services” for free
I refuse to believe any woman would actually act like this for real without one of the above things going on.

Edit:
I completely forgot about this comment up until I saw some notifications for it just now. I was trying to make light of how men tend to overthink their reactions with women, but I believe I missed the mark. I’ll leave the original comment unchanged, but know that I don’t really stand by this anymore.

Side note: the point about ulterior motives renders the rest of the comment painfully redundant (most of everything else I listed is a form of ulterior motive), and I probably should have left it at that. I swear my writing has gotten a lot better since this. 😂

All comments from YouTube:

@Nimboofficial

3y↑10K

Suwi

@Wusyuwu

3y↑70

Prove it

@wolfturkey4579

3y↑43

What’s her @ on Insta though ?

@lucassouza7645

3y↑10

Idk if it still counting but... Are you still live RN? kinda late for the party. Sorry about that

@weezercheecks7618

3y↑4

You still live?

@mrx-od3ji

3y↑4

@Star Light this is why alot of me Don't want to be in a relationship.

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@ZTheLastViking

2y↑40.7K

In that scenario you're either getting
-pranked
-robbed
-an std

@spaghettidrugs907

2y↑3.3K

- chopped up, limbs and organs sold on the black market

-She has a kid

-underage

Bro we need to get doctor strange up in here to tell us all the other millions of possibilities

@hamzamahmood9565

2y↑512

@@spaghettidrugs907 And only one vision is legitimate

@eazythedon54st

2y↑81

Facts! I was thinking the same thing..........I would let her do it but with a condom on and my gun in hand cocked and loaded and I'm on alert with my head on a swivel

@sougotokiwa8439

2y↑182

A triple threat...lol

@ibrake4rappers

2y↑204

Roofied and robbed

292 More Replies...

@ChiseledAdonis

3y↑44.9K

Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me

@LAmar

3y↑733

indeed

@user-pz4vv5sw2w

3y↑366

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bonx8334

3y↑445

So how high the level of genjutsu that will work on you?

@marryslobbins3338

3y↑907

@@bonx8334 gotta be like infinite sukuyomi level right?

@rodolforp4200

3y↑38

AHAHAHAHA

171 More Replies...

@rachparov

4w↑579

The girl equivalent to "Come in the van, i have candies!" for kids.

@Jukeboksi

3w↑8

Subtle way of advertising a stream, she knows her audience.

@DTD110865

2w↑2

But in this case, you want to go in.

@Aetherbeen

2w↑2

@@DTD110865 No you dont, you get scammed

@FlatbedJay

2w↑1

I thought this said, "I've got candles".

@UpsonPrattJr.

2w↑1

As much as I love candy, I'm not getting in that van.

2 More Replies...

@lukebravin

5w↑1.5K

YouTube: "For You"
Me: "what?"

@guyeshel9316

4w↑22

Jesus... it's so real

@crazygamer8250

4w↑28

Same .. what am i doing here

@imRehnzy

3w↑17

I guess im the target audience. Dam

@emiliosagichnicht7521

3w↑10

I searched for forcefeedback Joystick builds, I guess I am the target audience

@czikkanhardt4750

3w↑3

I searched for "The Ecstacy of Gold" and this came up. 🤨

24 More Replies...

@Tony78432

3y↑56.2K

Any guy would be wary of a woman that straightforward. If something’s too good to be true fellas it usually is.

@chrxnic_vxnity9900

3y↑2.1K

Lol big facts bro

@peaql3192

3y↑684

Fax

@danielz-v4083

3y↑992

from experience... yeah. Sadge, but if a girl extremely fine and is really into you sexually, she’s got a few loose screws. But I mean, at least you can get laid before regretting it xD

@Prof.Respect

3y↑311

@@peaql3192 no printer

@danielz-v4083

3y↑401

@@kartikabiwara7471 I mean, I get it, but come on , man, no need to be a piece of shit to them 😂 Just be open, it’s way more mature and better. Not to mention, from what you mentioned, that was herpies. Like, just don’t kiss or have oral. And use a condom. AAAND if you’re too paranoid, just talk about it. “running away and lying” just makes you a prick and makes the girl feel like shit, it ain’t cool for nobody.
Seriously though, no need to be that disrespectful to a woman, especially towards one that wants to give you a good time

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@TheDremCatcher

3y↑155K

a girl being straightforward is very sus. if that happens, you need to play a game called "find the camera man"

@mikedavies6979

3y↑5.7K

You mean "Spot the Weasel" right?

@emmanzi_

3y↑7K

Nah, just be like me and always carry your lawyer around with you

@ericfernandes5811

3y↑1.6K

Most underrated comment 😂

@MARKSMeNSHoTZZ1

3y↑1.6K

@@emmanzi_ nah carry the iron in case things get out of hand.....smack smack.......pistol whip

@popochaaguada

3y↑992

"find the std"

745 More Replies...

@nawwk79

3w↑461

“When Things Are Too Good To Be True, It Usually Is”

- Sun Tzu

@c0ldc0ne

3w↑5

Sun Tzu didn't know the difference between single and plural?

@johnnytimestamp8224

3w↑1

Were you even listening

@creativeearthian1702

What is "too good" about putting your reproductive organ into a stranger's mouth?!

@DizoolGhost

2w↑2

"If something is too good to be true, it probably is."

- The Non-Illiterate Sun Tzu

@dantheman669

5w↑730

Not today, Satan.

@fabriziorecchia1512

4w↑10

Fantastico !!!

@mahmutsala4523

4w↑7

👿

@comealsolito804

4w↑7

ahahahahhahaha best comment

@enermaxstephens1051

3w↑3

But uh, come back tomorrow. Maybe we can work a deal then.

@kbanghart

@@enermaxstephens1051lots of guys who are too afraid lol

9 More Replies...

@jnoe4447

3y↑48.1K

In the words of the great Shrek himself:
"There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?"

@keithdixon1189

3y↑2.5K

Words of wisdom 😎

@samugames0

3y↑566

@@keithdixon1189 indeed

@KaiMCGRPS

3y↑1.1K

i'm here to notify you that this comment is somewhat of a banger

@classicdomdadicewa1359

3y↑241

-the meme god himself

@AJJJ-co2vd

3y↑28

NO lol 😆

120 More Replies...

@danalexander2149

3y↑22.1K

“The cheapest woman tends to be the one you pay for.” - Jack Reacher

@peterpike

3y↑2.3K

"I can't afford you."

"I'm not a hooker."
"Oh, then I really can't afford you."

@808lilglo6

3y↑418

@@peterpike proceeds to summon bruce lee in him

@Sky1

3y↑292

If it Flys, Floats or F#$%s "It's cheaper to Rent"

@EJR20

3y↑126

Pls don’t tell me all these quotes are from Jack Reacher?

@niijigod3864

3y↑12

lol

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@Mayor_N

4w↑390

“And they’re like, nope”

Good

@ofgwoozyysevenfour

4w↑73

the fact that there’s a whole topic section called “kidney theft warning” is funny asl to me😭

@jasonbailey30

3y↑13.1K

She definitely someone to take home and meet mom.

@idfkgohst9942

3y↑141

spittin

@manictiger

3y↑838

And then she cheats on you for your mom...

@zariftahmidshoeb3487

3y↑508

@@manictiger wow that escalated quickly

@l.f.r.6523

3y↑154

@@manictiger bruh

@umbraheart1

3y↑238

Yo her and her mom same time,
“please pass the gravy ma’am.”
She says
“I’ll moisten ur meat for you.”

It’s over

63 More Replies...

@gabrieljohnson161

3y↑8.9K

YouTube does this every November for a reason

@noahn4550

3y↑20

@Mosthero1

3y↑3

Yep

@tailopezbutnolamborghini4862

3y↑24

Because its no nut november

@Eddy2002

3y↑2

@Rosa Salazar same YouTube tryna make me lose (I’m still haven’t lose btw)

@samemma1461

3y↑3

They wanna ruin the NNN

21 More Replies...

@jennyjansen754

3w↑20

In the words of Admiral Ackbar. "IT'S A TRAP"

@walknyeti

4w↑41

My algorithm is police chase body cam , true crime , animal attacks and this video. With a touch of Irish music from the past weekend.

@terrorbillywilly7918

4w↑2

I can't remember Sunday....

@KleinHeister

2w↑1

Dude spot on same here 😂

@MaxxSeemov

2w↑1

Lol same. 😂

@julianangel7185

3y↑5.4K

I remembered when a beautiful woman once told me that. Then my alarm woke me up...

@spedman1425

3y↑145

You're not alone.

@rogueagent0191

3y↑81

i guess most men had that kind of dream at least once

@fabiannin578

3y↑12

I feel ya

@Saintsnarcoticroom

3y↑17

Sad thing is that girl cheated on me then I woke up

@Jeff-ml9mb

3y↑22

jokes on you i actually able to pull out my banana and put it inside before some thunder woke me up HAHAHHAHAA

48 More Replies...

@tylerduke7657

2y↑7K

Gentlemen, this is the kind of woman you wake up to with one less kidney

@myhomie131

2y↑21

LOL

@Nox.INkRecords

2y↑9

😂 lmao

@awoovement

2y↑25

What, is she gonna take you to Candy Mountain?

@mctapoutos7426

2y↑7

Amen brother 🤣

@W47689

2y↑6

@@awoovement to the big rock candy mountain

33 More Replies...

@danh6720

4w↑67

The Kremlin has never had a red flag that big.

@TheDanteVergil

3w↑1

Underrated comment

@deoxi3207

4w↑9

I love how she said that and theres a women in the background contimplating life after hearing that. 😂

@rageinternet9391

11w↑3.9K

"I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying taxes"

@infinty7409

10w↑21

Omg a dan quote

@jeromecorbell4182

10w↑9

Dan vs?

@krane97

10w↑8

She looks like Jared Leto

@danielrsson2171

10w↑2

😂😂😂

@Brandonrios365

10w↑11

That’s wild, even The Joker won’t go up against the IRS.

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@IamSequoia37

3y↑7.8K

If she is rated E for everyone, keep moving

@DelightOfficiall

3y↑90

On Gad,you on point

@MasterK9Trainer

3y↑104

She could also be rated PG, Parental Guidance is suggested. Of course dads would say go for it and Mom puts aono not with her

@fryingpanvan

3y↑70

If that's your thing, then sure, but if you just want sex, then go for it.

@valinorean4816

3y↑23

...and what's the problem with that? serious question?

@gealdbrisoce649

3y↑7

Dope that's funny

84 More Replies...

@ahmedAli-in5cy

4w↑62

A father out there is having a heart attack .

@seankelly7139

4w↑12

Lmao thinking she has a father who cares

@KevinoftheCosmos

4w↑9

she has no father, lmao

@nirvanagirllovesrock

Because women enjoy sex???

@TheSaints77

4w↑4

I’m her father , and yours too

@johnnyg632

Trust me, she didn't have a father in her life and that's why she's a 304.

@Jirizo1

4w↑23

She is serious. This Melina Goransson, ex wife of famous youtuber Destiny. She was a freak in an open relationship that eventually left Destiny for a guy in her home country Sweden

@meaghanflaherty3028

3w↑6

She was married to a girl's name? Not surprising she left.

@kkon5ti

I do wonder why she married the American in the first place

@saulspanco854

@@kkon5timoney

@zephiel1932

@@kkon5tibecause a lot of chick's are into destiny

@mpclepto182

So...STD warning.

7 More Replies...

@clintmurphy5436

3y↑7.8K

As men, we know there's a problem when its that easy...

@mikedavies6979

3y↑352

True statement, but it comes down to whether you can resist at that point... and I am not ashamed to admit I couldn't under current circumstances, before or after covid it would never have happened... but isolation is a bitch, and really distorts your common sense after long enough.

@clintmurphy5436

3y↑268

@@mikedavies6979 Gotta be strong bro... having power over you gives them control over you too.

@mikedavies6979

3y↑36

@@clintmurphy5436 I know, not that stupid... I was at one point, but I am simply speaking off a first thought basis... if I have time to think, never happening.

@tommj4365

3y↑81

yea, a lot of guys would be concerned "so, how many have you had in the past hour?"

@mariofarias533

3y↑11

Yes. It happened 8 years ago but the monster refused whatever his reasons.

74 More Replies...

@_sierra_kilo

3y↑3.9K

0:17 sounds like she was gonna be the victim of a kamikaze attack

@EdGeLV

3y↑7

:D :D :D

@brotkeule4120

3y↑30

I would watch that Stream for sure

@kamsitheprince

3y↑3

whats kamakazi

@_sierra_kilo

3y↑29

@@kamsitheprince SWOOOOSH BOOM!

@kamsitheprince

3y↑2

@@_sierra_kilo huh

31 More Replies...

@joseadavila7445

4w↑25

They scared she will bite .

@amangupta-rz7hn

3w↑1

🤣🤣

@pauIlo

Can be.

@dragulia_venaro

5w↑14

Me be like : "Well, what's the catch?" 😂

@SIN1941

2w↑2

Your pfp makes your comment way funnier. 😂

@pathfinder6997

2y↑30.4K

"If a woman is giving you what you want, it is deception."~ Sun Tzu, Art of War

@infinitesimotel

2y↑462

What chapter is that?

@enterzone3854

2y↑211

@@infinitesimotel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@knowbody9679

2y↑83

Great quote

@jupiterapollo4985

2y↑791

@@infinitesimotel Chapter was "Stop simping"

@vivaleroca7511

2y↑375

I have a hunch Sun Tzu would unironically write that but in the context of war; somewhere along the lines of, "If the enemy surrenders, be wary of deception."

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@samacvuk

3y↑8.6K

That usually ends with a blackout and missing body parts afterward.

@MrHesdan

3y↑221

she's like that 0.1% that every stadistics keep pointing out.

@allorfh2495

3y↑268

@@MrHesdan sadistics or statistics?

@henrychoo4361

3y↑210

@@allorfh2495 both

@ollMariusllo

3y↑38

@@allorfh2495 YES

@NeonLine

3y↑13

this shit happens?

51 More Replies...

@dimas3829

5w↑4

I'm not fan of STDs, though.

@lonniemcguire1343

5w↑1

That's why I wouldn't want to give her another one.😂

@TLoaf

Don’t worry. You’ll never get that far. You’ll just be drugged and wake up with a missing kidney

@redmonkey2465

3w↑2

I dont care who the irs sends, I'm not paying taxes

@Michael_black777

3y↑2.3K

this is the equivalent of being told you won lots of money without even doing anything.

@jayway4346

3y↑112

like welfare checks for black people?

@kodylangham

3y↑72

@@jayway4346 BASED

@ShalomGomez

3y↑11

underrated comment

@isleep2dream762

3y↑9

Learned the hard way that only led to viruses and disappointment

@alwayswinning7282

3y↑14

@@jayway4346 hood classic

34 More Replies...

@gooeypanther

3y↑10.4K

I fell for it....she took everything! Abort MISSION🗣😭

@just_a_turtle_chad

3y↑86

She was also Turtle Approved

@vinnykwon781

3y↑19

@covewarf1266

3y↑19

Hahaha 🤣 😂 I'm dying 8ver here... thank you for the laugh 😆

@barrymccockinhur3817

3y↑49

Mission failed, well get em next time.

@abzinhoo

3y↑3

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@FubaR-FTW

4w↑5

Father must be so proud

@dislexicpotato641

3w↑2

Thank you YouTube for recommending me this very insightful video.

@tunasandwich8049

3y↑11K

If a girl is straightforward, that means she's a guy.

@suddenlywat

3y↑241

Truth.

@bigmac-1181

3y↑498

Call me gay simp, but she's a pretty hot guy lmao

@learza1912

3y↑790

@@bigmac-1181 gay simp

@bigmac-1181

3y↑165

@@learza1912 LMAO

@hiteshladla5887

3y↑61

That she is a he

77 More Replies...

@XgamerGR

3y↑8.5K

"If anyone can have her, then I don't want her"
Edit: wow, didn't expect this one comment to start world War 5.

@weheduabbonierstdas

3y↑64

Why tho ?

@Toxic2T

3y↑457

@@weheduabbonierstdas cuz I ain't a fvklng cux

@mitaskeledzija6269

3y↑86

@Sylar Rogue tru lol just a one night stand

@mitaskeledzija6269

3y↑39

@Sylar Rogue why did you mention this, my buddy went through this shit.. 🤣 I mean I know this and I know you trying to help but it's fine man trust me.. I know from first hand..

@QuickSilverr-ip3sy

3y↑37

@Sylar Rogue spitting facts

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@garyrock2356

3w↑2

The old saying "if it sounds too good to be true" immediately applies. 😁

@cout2434

3w↑2

"We hear a story too good to be true, it ain't" - Lieutenant Aldo Raine

@nerminkrup

3y↑11.8K

proud parents watching

@alphadarkness2048

3y↑20

AHAHAHAHA

@matteushanon5480

3y↑6

Eeyy du är väl svensk?

@smwfreak1647

3y↑8

LMFAOO

@intelligentfeminist254

3y↑230

You know she doesn't have a healthy relationship with them

@DXM339

3y↑3

I'm the one thousandth like

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@takaetono6773

6w↑4.7K

"Every pot of honey comes at a price, even bears know that!"
Winnie Pooh.

@jeremyhess7977

6w↑53

Funny thing about that. When a bear raids a beehive, it's not going after the honey... it's going after the brood = a pearlescent, protein dense substance.

@superiorsoldier57

6w↑4

😅😂💀 Too true

@Duck-3

6w↑60

@@jeremyhess7977 bro really nerded winnie the fucking pooh

@moonstar21868

6w↑3

Im embarrassed offended and upset with this ladies lewd talk

@engrany

6w↑2

You Sir, are a cultured man. Bravo that comment 👏 😂😂

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@dougsmith4602

5w↑2

Oh man, that tug of war between wanting to believe this vs knowing it’s a bad idea lol.

@guyeshel9316

4w↑3

A brother of a friend once told me: "If you're walking on the street and see a woman approaching - cross to the other side"

@_RedRightHand_

5w↑2.6K

There's a catch.
There's always a catch.

@freddyking8742

5w↑98

Something to catch.

@_RedRightHand_

5w↑38

@@freddyking8742
This guy gets it.

@Cutiejuliya

5w↑11

The catch here is that she will be the one to leave u on seen and ghost u

@jackrutledgegoembel5896

4w↑5

not really. everyone is different

@Th3-Mast3rmind

4w↑5

The main goal is child support 🤑

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@petersteel8021

2y↑2.8K

"Never trust a beautiful woman especially one who's interested in you" - Magneto

@petersteel8021

2y↑16

@Opperwezen No wonder. He has many superpowers like speaking English. I correct it.

@Fabulous_Sheep

2y↑49

So… only trust ugly women who want nothing to do with you?

@allsystemsgootechaf9885

2y↑105

Beautiful women are only interested in one person and that’s themselves

@ira233

2y↑1

@Fabulous_Sheep

2y↑8

@@allsystemsgootechaf9885 well that’s not always true-

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@cuddlequeen3225

4w↑3

I accept this proposal.

@jkteddy77

watching so this gets out of my every youtube recommendation. I can't escape it

@OOICU812

3y↑2.4K

Repeat after me: "There's no such thing as a free lunch, there's no such thing as a free lunch, there's no such thing as a free lunch..."

@nightcries4244

3y↑31

Lmfaoo

@mikedavies6979

3y↑62

Well she clearly wants her money's worth, and I'd be willing to wager she has had plenty her fill of proteins in this lifetime.

In all seriousness though. She isn't looking for or to provide anything free... if it is legit or is some kind of nymphomaniac she gets and provides satisfaction, if it is not she gets leverage or evidence against you.

Either way, it's a win for her in both cases and only a win for guys in one... which means you still shouldn't trust it, given it is not on equal terms.

@joel1134

3y↑46

I see you take your economics classes seriously

@enjae2762

3y↑5

This is a reference right?

I can't put my finger on it but ik I've heard it

@jacobcharleszimmerman7934

3y↑3

@@enjae2762 It's from The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

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@rafaelloslellos3435

3y↑5K

idk why . but recently im on theese small 10-60 seccond clips and i kinda like them , i like how my reccomended list became this meme simp fail clips

@keimojeppe

3y↑52

Utube trying to make everyone fail NNN

@RafaelMunizYT

3y↑90

My youtube is full of twitch clips and I don't even use twitch. But they're fun to watch

@sechabatheletsane9784

3y↑9

@@RafaelMunizYT SAME!!😂

@johnsalchichon3605

3y↑5

Bro same here

@martintandberg404

3y↑3

omg same broooooooooooooooooo

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@bighustle6848

4w↑1

What is YouTube trying to tell me by repeatedly recommending this video

@AF-vm6xx

4w↑5

Her father must be sooo proud of her…

@FedSlumper

4w↑1

He probably started this mess

@EyFmS

2y↑22.7K

"If your really good at something, never do it for free" - The Joker.

@butwhy7718

2y↑287

Gandhi*

@MistaCrazyYT

2y↑241

@@butwhy7718 No, he was right, It was The Joker, except there was no “really” in the quote

@EyFmS

2y↑410

@@MistaCrazyYT No, I was wrong....it was actually Gandhi.

@aakashsaini2184

2y↑205

@@EyFmS Naah. It was Oogway

@MrWongWey

2y↑153

@@aakashsaini2184 Lmao Oogway? Fuckin turtle ain’t got shit on Uncle Iroh

101 More Replies...

@dorael_

2y↑12.1K

Among the reasons a girl would talk like that you've missed:
-she's a streamer

@anthonyt219

1y↑32

Yep!

@MrKrabz-fs1qz

1y↑293

Or she is not really a girl.

@anthonyt219

1y↑44

@@MrKrabz-fs1qz good point

@greasy8394

47w↑33

@@MrKrabz-fs1qz Ask Destiny. Isn't this Melina? His open relationship bish?

@ICU1337

45w↑72

@@greasy8394 I dont know who Destiny is but this is Melina and from what I barely care to get out of her stream is that she is in an "open relationship". What I also got out of her streams is that her "body count" is at a number that I just have to wonder are you doing it because you enjoy it or because you're going through the motions and you're bored or something...

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@blznks

2w↑1

how is this related to anything my recommendations put out for me ? 😭

@harshmehta1315

1y↑4.1K

"Fast women and slow horses will ruin your life"
-Thomas Shelby

@Basedlocation

1y↑14

Fast horses = sooner death

@Basedlocation

1y↑7

Especially with alcoholic beverages

@sofaking1611

33w↑25

@BasedLocation Shelby was talking about betting/gambling on slow horses.

@KevinWarburton-tv2iy

29w↑14

No, he was talking about needing fast horse to escape jealous husbands/boyfriends after getting with a Fast Woman LOL.

@pawe1721

28w↑8

It wasn't Tommy who said but his father

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@robb4951

14w↑2K

9/10 times you're about to get robbed

@dudetrustme8320

11w↑31

I'm taking the chance

@tagnetorare5401

11w↑46

@@dudetrustme8320 That one time you are getting pranked

@Moesie

11w

@@dudetrustme8320what if u get tied down in bed and they let transwomen suck you would u be okay ? And take the risk

Or if dhe got hiv

@johnjoe69

11w↑35

robbed of my seamen

@derekturner2517

11w↑11

So you're saying there's a chance

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@limericksfinest4680

Parents did a great job with this one

@Jeneric81

2w↑1

Internet almost collapsed due to her DM flow after this

@zacharychapman6691

2y↑4.4K

"If she this easy, then she prolly got a diseasy"- Dr Martin Luther King

@andretyroneii941

2y↑184

I usually hate fake MLK quotes but this actually got me laughing cause that's true asf

@humanbeing1754

2y↑54

One of the MOST underrated comments in the history of YouTube Comments Section of All Time!!

@juju-vl7oj

2y↑17

S my D - Dr. Ghandi

@satyabratobhowal2843

2y↑12

No, it was Sun Tzu

@CRWeaventure

2y↑2

😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😅😅🤣😂😂🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂

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@RavingRoman

3y↑3.6K

As awesome that may sound, the first thing on my mind would always and forever be "What's the catch?"

@Note10plusAura

3y↑440

Chlamydia is what you'll catch..

@hbo_i_7353

3y↑21

What will you catch?

@Darkch4o5

3y↑68

There is always a catch

@davidrosoff3228

3y↑14

The catch, if you don't want an std, is you wear a condom.

@politicallyincorrect9027

3y↑52

Something about her smells fishy.🤢🤣🤣

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@Bmcallister41

3w↑1

My hands just started itching just holding my phone & watching this video.

@borisb1838

5w↑8

Is that Melina? Destiny's ex wife!

@laxminarayanbhandari855

one of the comments said yes

@themajesticspider-man6116

3y↑3.6K

I'd make sure she's tested, then we can go to home base.

@lukemaher7901

3y↑224

Why home base? You need gardening help?

@crimsonalpha4578

3y↑88

@@lukemaher7901 I can bring sheers.

@elcarmi

3y↑22

Tested for COVID? LOL

@assholio203

3y↑20

You not going to get aids from getting your durp slurped. Read a book genius

@MrCriticalHit

3y↑315

@@assholio203 Aids is not the only STD that exists, maybe you are the one who should read a book 😂

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@GitSumGaming

17w↑1.7K

How to get your organs harvested 101

@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all

11w↑60

too many stories out there of 2 chicks being too straight forward and next thing you know you are missing organs

@michaelleonard1491

11w

Or your cack

@MaRgEd.ZamaSU

11w↑9

ALLOFTHEM?

@nickcarroll8565

11w↑6

@@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_alleither 2 chicks that are too straight forward, or the candy mountain cave.

@craigmackssj3680

11w

@@and_I_am_Life_the_fixer_of_all4real

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@KieranLeCam

4w↑1

I was searching for guitar videos and this came up. Algorithm is drawing its own conclusions now.

@user-gn9lf3fw9q

2w↑1

Reverse sicolge, you're going to get us Sud. Ps waer do you live

@thall4life

3y↑41.3K

@whats-kf3qi

3y↑1.1K

she's actually like that lol

@brandondaniels2027

3y↑4.8K

You forgot
"- Incredibly drunk"

@grindhard4312

3y↑712

@@whats-kf3qi Nah she's not

@krazycrackhead2189

3y↑3.7K

You forgot "or is not a women"

@thall4life

3y↑167

@@krazycrackhead2189 @Brandon Daniels good points

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@PerfectBurn101

9w↑2.6K

"A ninja must see through deception"

-Kakashi Hatake

@user-qo1ms4on8k

8w↑13

what a deep meaning

@Dominik40301

Yes, she is 1 in 1000 that can be so straigtforward, and yet not material for something serious, since there is high chance she has other personality issues, and if she is so open you can be sure a lot a guys had their way with her, she is "used" so much you would be afraid of getting some ilness from her.

By her face she fits in Miley Cyrus group, and interestingly enough Miley also is so straightforward when you see what kind of provocative se*ual photos she is taking. Its like general appearance is so often connected to personality

@al--kay8125

8w↑3

😂😂😂😂

@grungenoise6511

Un Ninja debe ver atraves de la persepcion.

@Bobbing4Fries

Is Japan the only country with Ninjas, or do they have the worst Ninjas?

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@cq6705

4w↑5

Isnt that Destiny’s ex?

@isaiahthomas4444

4w↑1

Yep😂

@yoloswaggins1579

3y↑3.8K

For every wholesome straightforward girl there's one psycho who'll bite it off. Can't risk it.

@A55455In47I0n

3y↑40

@@Zinox00 HHAhahhHAhahahahAhahahAhahahAhahAHAHAHAhaHHAHAHAhAaa

@A55455In47I0n

3y↑63

@@Zinox00 I'm humoured by the concept of AI replacing real life girls lol, I don't doubt u fella!

@A55455In47I0n

@@Zinox00 Tell me the right word then :)

@A55455In47I0n

@@Zinox00 I was merely encouraging you to find the exact word for the definition you refer to.

Perhaps the word 'subrogate' fits?

"AI will subrogate real life girls."
What do you think?

@A55455In47I0n

@@Zinox00 Or was the word 'surrogate'?
Or 'substitute'?
Probably 'substitute'.

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@Anonymous_Pi

3y↑2.2K

On this episode of Catfish, how you're f*cked beyond belief.

@xx555deathsxxdeaths9

3y↑12

LMAO

@bullymaguire9100

3y↑1

Lmfao

@urmomsbf4934

💀

@sharpshoota8274

Not catfish if she’s a 9

@dread1262

@@sharpshoota8274 she's a dollar store Emilia Clarke lol

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@giannismihalakos4634

2w↑1

Your father should congratulate you for this one.

@vinnylauz6835

2w↑1

Im gonna tell my kids that this is Jared Leto

@Ixionos

3y↑1.2K

If a girl is THAT straightforward with you, to quote Admiral Ackbar...."IT'S A TRAP!"

@jibrael5705

3y↑9

Akbar*

@Phantom-Agent-X

3y↑7

What kind of "trap"?

@killertigergaming6762

3y↑58

@@Phantom-Agent-X multiple kinds of trap a false rape charge trap. a trap as in a guy. Maybe luring you away so she can drug you etc

@Phantom-Agent-X

3y↑3

@@killertigergaming6762 N O I C E

@markygg2441

3y↑23

@@killertigergaming6762 just happen to my friend last week rape charge although thr girl the one who approach him dunno why women do that shit

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@kallepikku4991

7w↑2.1K

"Dream woman is just a dream."
- Sun Tzu, Art of War -

@drizztdourden666

7w↑9

The dream woman exists,her name is Sydney Sweeney,these are facts.

@Jev6

@@drizztdourden666And you’re not fucking her; sucks bro

@cleanmikeandtheboys3165

6w↑41

@@drizztdourden666 reporting this for self-harm

@iamabsolution95

6w↑7

@@cleanmikeandtheboys3165😂😂😂

@seanthomas2083

@@drizztdourden666 simp

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@dontbescaredhomie3137

3w↑10

Her father must be so proud

@paulwilden1582

3w↑32

She spreads herself around like butter

@nastybigJim

3w↑1

*margarine

@bystander5278

2y↑1.1K

A wise man once said: "if something sounds too good to be true it probably is"

@Hieillua

2y↑37

Yup. Best to avoid any random woman you don't really know lol.

Only have sex with someone you actually know. I've had a friend with benefits and it was amazing. I also experienced a crazy woman being into me and I avoided her. She was hot, but everything about her behavior told me it was not worth it.

@thefrubblewarrior4678

2y↑3

-Sonic Says

@LtSprinkulz

2y↑2

Love the automatic distrust of offered sex from a random chick but you'll probably smoke whatever is handed to you by some random guy at a concert or party.

@Hieillua

2y↑14

@@LtSprinkulz Nope, because I'm the type of guy that distrusts random sex. I'm also the type of guy that doesn't want to harm his own body.

@chelseacomps829

2y↑1

@@LtSprinkulz You’re lowkey right. Idk what possesses people when they go to parties or concerts and decide to inject uranium into their body. None of it is worth it

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@therealapocalypse8158

11w↑1.9K

"Nice try fed, I'm still not paying my taxes"

@banos3999

8w↑97

“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’m not filing them.”

@robgoins3672

8w↑8

😂

@jdubs74

8w↑14

Damn we almost got him

@decespugliatorenucleare3780

8w↑1

"lol cmon just kidding lololol wanna buy some fertilizer tho? xoxoxox"

@Bramon83

this guy gets it. #TAXEVADERGANG

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@KingKing-cz6xh

It’s literally a survival instinct every part of your body is screaming danger that shits a setup

@DamienKid13

4w↑3

I welcome this level of transparency 😅

@Franku40keks

4w↑1

Yes I hate when we need to play this shitty dating game

@JhuntdaProdigy

2y↑787

“If she’s offering head, you’re being mislead” - Socrates

@darlalathan6143

2y↑12

Funny, I don't remember him saying that in "Bartlett's Book of Quotations!"

@pargolf3158

@@darlalathan6143 I think it was Confucius who actually said that - around the same time he said "man who goes through airport turnstile sideways going to bangcock

@simula152

8w↑19

@@darlalathan6143Bartlett's book of quotations! My favorite! Feat: "Don't believe every quote on the internet." by the great Julius Caesar. So inspiring.

@sid7088

8w↑14

Good ol' So-crates. 😂😂

@Bramon83

8w↑7

"sometimes head is just head" - Yosacsheplease

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@TheGodfather101

8w↑1.6K

"Its a Trap!"

-Admiral Akhbar

@bandenboy

7w↑22

It's a Tramp!

@pootzmagootz

7w↑12

It's the Clap!

@jorgemorais9895

@@bandenboy😅

@partciudgam8478

@@bandenboyFrank Sinatra

@jscarpa2002

Must...Resist...Temptation...!!!!!!

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@Addy0401

4w↑2

What accent is that? Bostonian?

@ShaferHart

3y↑2.2K

She sounds like the kind of girl that would claim she was too drunk to consent during a court appearance.

@umbraheart1

3y↑73

Why u record that shit make sure it’s in a room wit a black leather couch and gray walls that judge know wassup

@Wicked_RotF30

3y↑13

Deshaun Watson will be PROVEN INNOCENT 🚫🧢

@maverickmac1797

3y↑7

Damn right!

@maidenfttoko3687

3y↑16

@@Wicked_RotF30 no he wont

@craigellsworth3952

3y↑3

The judge would at least say "I understand."

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@retroxify

2y↑744

"Bitch, no. Hell nah." - Samuel L. Jackson

@matty8294

2y↑3

He's contemplating the what ifs

@lavellelee5734

@Christian M. Huh?

@Aerox90

I would think you are trying to set me up for something too 😅 My brain would go: "this is too good to be true, it must be a trap!"

@edwardkent1503

3w↑1

No idea why I was recommended this video

But sure

@paullavery5248

2y↑2.3K

Always remember...switching to your pistol is faster than reloading.

@dude5301

1y↑45

Lmfao, I looked up COD MW2 Original Campaign and this came up 😂😂

@user-bd1nh8kp5p

11w↑5

Dafuq

@davidnordqvist5749

11w↑2

I wanna upvote your comment, but the number it’s at right now is too perfect to mess up

@BPOOHEAD189

11w

thanks king

@MaRgEd.ZamaSU

11w↑4

I always forget. Thanks maite

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@Dovahkiin069Nighfury

3y↑273

Can't blame the bois. Since "If it's too good to be true, it usually isn't."

@unamesareerealventok312

https://youtu.be/SFDwAjySY5A

@rogerramjet6429

@@unamesareerealventok312 if you call that entertainment then it's no wonder many have less concentration than a gold fish. All that is, is a bunch of crap videos thrown together to make 1 bigger crap video.

@redu8526

National Geographic: this is a wolf disguised as a sheep

@msmo6684

3y↑490

Has an actually extreme and/or intense person ever said: "I'm pretty extreme and intense person"?

@marston5920

3y↑62

Usually extreme/intense people dont realize that they are "extreme cuz they think his behaviour is normal"
Just people around notice that
It's like when you don't notice your smell, others do, but as you're used to it so you don't notice it

@christopherwillson

3y↑58

Yes, self-awareness is a thing.

@patrickwilliam3322

2y↑3

Yes, I doubt it's even uncommon

@tatiana4050

2y↑12

Usually, just straight up rude people say that

@jonnyedwards6345

2y↑12

Yes? What lmao? Self awareness exists, most psychopaths I’ve seen / killers are aware that they are bad people. Same way it’s pretty easy to tell if your extreme, by going outside, and talking to people..... who aren’t extreme....

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@YourPhysicsSimulator

3y↑748

The title might be a bit missleading.
It says:
"I just wanna seek your duck"
Which is pretty dope for duck breeders

@cicholasnage

3y↑17

Lol idk why but i read the title exactly like that when i first saw the video title

@johnmeowzer8333

3y↑44

I'm quacking up

@kennyinyourpanties2716

2y↑31

@@johnmeowzer8333 quacking up deez nuts

@wake_up_samurai77

2y↑13

I'm a duck breeder

@EraVulgaris-

2y↑9

Chris Chan's bent duck

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@BrazilianImperialist

3w↑2

How to lose your kidneys:

@Hstevenson69

4w↑3

Isn't this the wife of a famous streamer? I think his name is Destiny? They have an open relationship if i remember correctly.

@btd7664

6w↑1.1K

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

@TabNaji

6w↑32

- Heath Ledger's Joker 🃏

@Nate-cg9mm

5w↑33

Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Mark Twain

@PolishBehemoth

5w↑9

-The Joker

@eyeseer1

5w↑13

Great men have values; Lesser men have a price.

@PolishBehemoth

5w↑3

@@eyeseer1Even greater men have a higher value price to make it worth.

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@ballshippin3809

4w↑1

Ok YouTube, I've finally watched this video now. Can you please stop recommending me this in my suggestion feed?...

@daretospeak00

That was so sweet.What a real nice person she is. Doing so much for the community of men.

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