Superman
Skee-Lo Lyrics

Ah, how many brothers been charged?
How many people have been falsely accused and convicted of crimes?

Go through wires and set fires in my garage
I have the skills to do all sorts of things, even in my humble garage.

Sabotage, I'm coming to you fools in camafloughe
I'm going to take action against my enemies in a sneaky and cunning way.

Gods must be crazy, stole yo' style from the eighties
The fashion and music style from the eighties must have been inspired by gods.

Lookin' at that show lady, why she look like Brady?
I'm confused as to why that lady on the show looks like one of the Brady Bunch actors.

Shady business, want to stop and look at my profile
There's a lot of suspicious things going on with businesses, but anyone can check out my profile to see I'm clean.

People like me be catching girls with Kangol hats on Argyl
I often attract and catch the attention of women who wear Kangol hats and Argyle patterns.

Styles, skills, I get ill everytime I rhyme
I have a unique style and talent for rapping, which shines whenever I rhyme.

Quantum leaps stole my jeep, gonna catch that fool in time
Someone stole my Jeep and I'm determined to find them using every means necessary.

'Cause I'm Skeeter, Mr. Nine Milimeeter, with bad aim
I go by the name of Skeeter, but I'm not the best shot with my nine-millimeter gun.

Fame, Now I'm gonna live forever, never say die
Now that I'm famous, I'll always be remembered and I won't give up or back down.

Bronze eyed and black guy with a black eye, fat lip, want to set trip
I'm a black guy with bronze-eyed sunglasses, and I'm ready to engage in a fight with anyone who wants to challenge me.

Dang y'all, look at my watch, I gotta shake this spot
Wow, I just checked the time on my watch and I have to leave this place quickly.

So pow, look at this brother with stilts
Whoa, look at that guy walking on stilts.

Thinkin' his name was Skeeter, Mr. Nine Millimeeter
That guy seems to believe that his name is also Skeeter and that he's skilled with a nine-millimeter gun like me.

What the? holy cow
Wow, what's happening here?

A brother hung a couple of sings from these trees
Someone has hung a few signs from these trees.

The day that I became an MC
That was the day when I started my career as a rapper.

I'm your idol like Micheal, so won't you beat it
I am like everyone's idol Michael Jackson, so why don't you just leave me alone.

I'm deader like Shredder, I joined the Foot now I can't be defeated
Just like Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I'm now a part of a group called Foot Clan and I'm unstoppable.

Mis-treated MC's like it was the eighties
I treat other rappers with disrespect, just like in the eighties.

My style is tigher than a wet lycra on a two hundred and fifty pound lady
My rapping style is extremely tight and impressive, like lycra on a very large woman.

Maybe, maybe not
I'm not sure, it could go either way.

Maybe you should check that
You might want to investigate or examine that further.

Pop this in yo' tape deck, play me in yo' cassette
Put my music in your tape deck and listen to me on your cassette.

On Channel 7 News At 11 watch these fools get hurt
Be sure to tune in to Channel 7 News at 11 to see these fools get their comeuppance.

Have you more confused than a Christian reading a bible in a Muslim church
I will make you so confused that it will be like a Christian trying to read the Bible in a mosque.

Come down to earth, now ask yourself is worth
Get a grip on reality and ask yourself if it's really worth losing your rap title in a battle.

Losing your title in a rap recitle?
Are you willing to risk losing your rap title in a rap battle?

I've been vital since my birth
I've been important and influential since the day I was born.

MC's get vaided 'cause I'm over-rated
Other MCs get frustrated because they think I'm overrated.

And if you laughed it, you ran
If you thought it was funny, then you better have run away.

But when I blast it, you lucky you made it
When I start shooting, you will be lucky to escape unscathed.

I'm the most hated MC, just like the OB
I am the most hated rapper, just like Original Gangsta rapper Ice-T.

You'll be outy like last year, cookin' like Gary Coleman
You'll be gone and forgotten, just like Gary Coleman's acting career.

'Cause no man, no children or woman can get with the Super
No one can compete with me, not even men, children, or women.

I got the West Coast sewn up and I load up your spot trooper
I have a stronghold on the West Coast, and I can easily target and attack your spot.

And ain't no to be continuied
There's no continuation or follow-up to this.

When I get in you get looser
When I'm near, you get nervous or scared.

Hope that you get used to losing
I hope you're prepared to continually lose if you ever challenge me.

So shut up and start thinking
Stop talking and start thinking before you challenge my skills.

Before I leave you danglin' from my mic cords
Before I leave you hanging by your neck using my microphone cords.

And you hear me swingin'
And you hear me swinging my microphone cords.

Put yo' gun away, Superman don't run away
Stop attempting to use violence against me, because I, Superman, do not run away.

See I got x-ray, I can spot you like OJ on the freeway
I have the ability to see through things, like O.J. Simpson being tracked on the freeway during his infamous car chase.

But anyway, we can do this all today
Anyway, we can settle this issue today.

'Cause I embarrass more people on national telivision than Richard Baye
I have the power to humiliate people on national television, just like Richard Bey.

Today's topic: "MC's who set-up for beat downs"
Today we're talking about rappers who intentionally set up others for a physical assault.

Sit down and tell me about your last lyrical melt-down
Sit down and explain to me the last time you were publicly embarrassed by someone's rap lyrics.

You come to battle you get beat like drums
If you come to battle me, you will be beaten badly.

And I'm a put you on the bus and send you back to where you came from
I will humiliate you and send you back to where you came from.

And I don't care if you don't like me now
I don't care if you don't like me anymore.

You go home and tell your friends I'm the mighty one
Even if you don't like me, go home and tell your friends how powerful and skilled I am.

Also known as Skee-Lo, but you can call me Supreman
I'm also known by the name Skee-Lo, but feel free to call me Superman.

Super, Superman
I am super, like Superman.

You know they call me Superman
I'm so impressive and powerful that people often refer to me as Superman.

Chorus
The chorus repeats the previously mentioned lyrics.