Smut
Skyhooks Lyrics


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Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat
Open up you Twisties and open up your fly
Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag
Make a little opening in the other end of your bag
Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap
No-one ever guesses whatsit's in the pack

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly

Ooh la la la la la la la la
Ooh la la la la la la la la

Better get a grip on yourself
You better pull yourself together

Picture's almost over but still your not quite there
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare
Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare
You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair

If your mother knew what you were doing
She'd probably hang her head and cry
And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly





Ooh la la la la la la la la
Ooh la la la la la la la la

Overall Meaning

The song "Smut" by Skyhooks is a humorous take on teenage male sexuality and the idea of sneaking into a cinema to watch an X-rated movie alone. The first verse paints a vivid picture of the act, cautioning the listener to bring a raincoat because the seat might be "sticky". The chorus then reminds the listener of the taboo nature of the act by suggesting that their mother would disapprove and "hang her head and cry". The second verse continues the theme with the amusing image of hiding Twisties snacks in the lap, suggesting that "no-one ever guesses what's in the pack".


Overall, the song is a cheeky and irreverent take on teenage male sexuality, with a catchy tune and humorous lyrics. It highlights the concept of rebellion against authority figures, which is a common theme in rock music. The song also reflects the cultural landscape of Australia in the 1970s, as attitudes towards sex and censorship were changing rapidly.


Line by Line Meaning

Slip into a cinema and give yourself a treat
Enter a movie theater and indulge in pleasure


Better take a raincoat could be sticky on the seat
It's wise to come prepared for unexpected events


Open up your Twisties and open up your fly
Unzip your pants and snack on Twisties


Pictures start to flicker as your hand moves down your thigh
As you pleasure yourself, the movie starts to play


If your mother knew what you were doing
Imagining a scenario where parental figures would disapprove of the situation


She'd probably hang her head and cry
The disapproval of the fictional mother could bring deep sadness


And if she thought that you were whipping the dripping
If she believed that an indecent act was committed


She'd give you a belt, extract all the teeth of your fly
A punishment involving the disassembly of one's pants


Munchy Munchy Twisties the shorts are such a drag
Snacking on Twisties provides a more enjoyable experience than dealing with uncomfortable shorts


Make a little opening in the other end of your bag
Create a new hole in the snack container for additional convenience


Now put your Twisties right down there in your lap
Place the snacks in the vicinity of one's genitals


No-one ever guesses what's in the pack
The content of the snack bag is kept secret


Better get a grip on yourself
Gain control of one's self and the situation


You better pull yourself together
Regain composure after losing control


Picture's almost over but still your not quite there
The movie is close to ending, but climax has not yet been achieved


John Wayne pulls his gun out and you wish he'd some to spare
Wishing the cowboy icon had some alternative tools for self-pleasure


Then they turn the lights on and people start to stare
Once the movie concludes, their actions may receive unwanted attention


You find you've got a boot full and your coat's stuck to the chair
Discovering an uncomfortable and unexpected situation


Ooh la la la la la la la la
Sensuous exclamation used to emphasize the topic of the song


Ooh la la la la la la la la
Repeated emphasizing discharge




Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: REDMOND (1) SYMONS

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Comments from YouTube:

@FelixRigg

This song is utterly remarkable in its artistry and invention . . and totally reprehensible in its sentiment. Love it.

@thespamdance311

70s music was a thing of beauty: joyful, good-humoured and beautifully crafted. I really was born too late!

@barryspicer6782

Great time to be a teenager. Still love Skyhooks today.

@jyeroberts1594

Me too

@pickledone9698

18yrs, REST IN PEACE SHIRL.
forever missed.

@user-nc8qu9ps6w

Miss you Shirl ❤️❤️

@alistairogilvy7696

'Better get a grip on urself, u gotta pull urself 2gether'. This was Red's contribution, as I recall...

@chezzachezza7325

I heard this when I was 9-10 I can’t believe I had no idea I liked the hooks dressing up 😂😂😂😂

@seadogal

just love this song

@user-nc8qu9ps6w

Ooh La La La!!!!

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