Just Like Anything
Slash's Snakepit Lyrics


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Captain Jack was a suicide pimp with a nonstop nosebleed
Fell in love with a church choir tramp
Found out she was a drag queen

Crown him the Hollywood kid
Spent his time in another man's bed
Does anybody care
He said-he said

Jimmy Jaw took a ten story dive, about sixteen thousand feet
I watched the body go splat and they scraped him off the street

Now he's a Hollywood kid tryin' to fly
They found him dead
Was anybody there
He said-he said

Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares
Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs
But be ready to rumble
Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevard night
Get ready for problems, get ready for pain
If you wanna play the L.A. game
Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair
Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square

Lady Faye back in '52 was a fiend for fame
Not a lick of talent, paid dues, got fucked by John Wayne

Crown her the Hollywood queen, she gives head in every scene
Did anybody stare
She said-she said

Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares
Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs
But be ready to rumble
Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevard night
Get ready for problems, get ready for pain
If you wanna play the L.A. game




Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair
Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Slash's Snakepit's song "Just Like Anything" illustrate the dark side of Hollywood and its glamorous facade. The song is an ironic commentary on the perverse lifestyle, the fake realities and the skewed dreams that the entertainment industry propagates. The opening verse of the song, for instance, introduces Captain Jack, a character who is a suicide pimp with a nonstop nosebleed. He falls in love with a church choir tramp but later discovers that she is, in fact, a drag queen. This verse highlights the twisted nature of love and identity in Hollywood.


The song proceeds to introduce more characters that have been sucked up by the alluring but toxic world of Hollywood. We come across Jimmy Jaw, a Hollywood kid who tries to fly and attempt something big but eventually crashes and burns. The song also references Lady Faye, a wannabe star who lacked talent but became a Hollywood queen for her sexual favors. Through these characters, the song depicts the desperation, the insincerity, and the double standards that fuel Hollywood.


Further on, the song warns the listeners about the harsh reality of Hollywood. It says that the Hollywood Squares are laid out, and stars are going round and round like musical chairs, implying that everyone is replaceable in the industry. The song also advises that anyone who wants to make it in Hollywood needs to be ready for pain, problems, and hustling because nothing is fair. The line "Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood square" is a potent reminder that the price for fame and fortune could be horrendously high.


Line by Line Meaning

Captain Jack was a suicide pimp with a nonstop nosebleed
Captain Jack was a man who facilitated others' suicides and had constant nosebleeds.


Fell in love with a church choir tramp Found out she was a drag queen
He fell in love with a promiscuous woman from the choir, but later discovered she was a man dressed up as a woman.


Crown him the Hollywood kid Spent his time in another man's bed Does anybody care He said-he said
He was known as the Hollywood kid and was in a homosexual relationship, but nobody seemed to care about it.


Jimmy Jaw took a ten story dive, about sixteen thousand feet I watched the body go splat and they scraped him off the street Now he's a Hollywood kid tryin' to fly They found him dead Was anybody there He said-he said
Jimmy Jaw committed suicide by jumping from a high-rise building, and later his body was found. He was also referred to as another Hollywood kid, and it is unknown if anyone was present during the incident.


Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs But be ready to rumble Be ready to fight, if you want to live through the boulevard night Get ready for problems, get ready for pain If you want to play the L.A. game Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square
The entertainment industry is unpredictable and cut-throat. To survive, you need to be ready to stand up for yourself and fight for what you want. There will be many obstacles and difficulties on the path, and if you don't want to end up as a victim, be prepared to deal with it all.


Lady Faye back in '52 was a fiend for fame Not a lick of talent, paid dues, got fucked by John Wayne Crown her the Hollywood queen, she gives head in every scene Did anybody stare She said-she said
Lady Faye was a woman in the entertainment industry in the 1950s who had no talent but still paid her dues. She was apparently sexually abused by John Wayne and eventually became known as the Hollywood queen for her adulterous behavior on set. It's unclear if anyone of importance paid any attention to it.




Lyrics © POCKET LAUG MUSIC
Written by: JACK DOUGLAS, JOHN DOUGLAS, JOHNNY D GRIPARIC, MATTHEW J LAUG, ROD JACKSON, RODNEY JACKSON, RYAN ROXIE, SAUL HUDSON

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