Sorry About Your Penis
Smash Mouth Lyrics


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Caught you looking at yourself
Don't worry 'bout it, you look fine
How'd you get your hair so tight?
You can't get laid, you might as well fight

It's February and you got a tan
I gotta hand it to you, man
You're the bull of the ball
You try to stand tall
Thinking you can take 'em all

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis

Caught you looking at yourself
I bet you've got overhead cams
Personalized plates and all
Your truck is probably twenty feet tall

I bet you say, "Dude" a lot
I bet you don't do it at all
And all this anger's building up
You might as well fuck a guy up

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry, I'm sorry, so sorry

You don't get it, you never will
Flirting with that macho man overkill
Seeing everything as if it were a sport
The only thing you'll win is a case of warts

Cookie cutter men, you all look alike
Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
And all this anger's building up
You might as well fuck a guy up

Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis
Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis
(I'm so)
Sorry about your penis
(Real)
Sorry about your penis

Overall Meaning

The song "Sorry About Your Penis" by Smash Mouth is a satirical and humorous critique of hypermasculinity and toxic masculinity. The title and repeated refrain of "sorry about your penis" serve as a sarcastic apology to the subject of the song, who is described as a stereotypical "macho man" obsessed with his own appearance, truck, and ability to fight. The lyrics suggest that the subject is compensating for feelings of inadequacy, particularly in regard to his sexual prowess ("you can't get laid") and his anger and aggression ("all this anger's building up").


The song also calls attention to the gendered expectations and cultural pressures that can reinforce these harmful behaviors and attitudes, particularly within American society. The chorus of "drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight" echoes the "boys will be boys" mentality that excuses violent or reckless behavior among men, and the line "seeing everything as if it were a sport" criticizes the idea that masculinity is defined by competitiveness and domination. Overall, "Sorry About Your Penis" uses humor and satire to shed light on the damaging effects of toxic masculinity and encourage a more nuanced and compassionate understanding of gender and identity.


Line by Line Meaning

Caught you looking at yourself
I saw you admiring your reflection


Don't worry 'bout it, you look fine
Don't be insecure, you look good


How'd you get your hair so tight?
Your hair looks styled, how did you achieve that?


You can't get laid, you might as well fight
If you can't get sexual attention, you resort to aggression


It's February and you got a tan
It's unexpected for you to have a tan in the winter


I gotta hand it to you, man
I have to give you credit


You're the bull of the ball
You think you're the center of attention


You try to stand tall
You try to appear confident and dominant


Thinking you can take 'em all
Believing you can beat everyone in a fight


Caught you looking at yourself
I saw you checking yourself out


I bet you've got overhead cams
I bet you modify your car


Personalized plates and all
You have customized license plates


Your truck is probably twenty feet tall
You probably have a big truck


I bet you say, 'Dude' a lot
I bet you use the word 'Dude' frequently


I bet you don't do it at all
I bet you don't follow through on your actions


And all this anger's building up
You're getting more and more angry


You might as well fuck a guy up
You might as well start a fight


You don't get it, you never will
You don't understand and never will


Flirting with that macho man overkill
Being overly macho and masculine to impress others


Seeing everything as if it were a sport
Treating everything as a competition


The only thing you'll win is a case of warts
You'll only receive a negative outcome


Cookie cutter men, you all look alike
You all conform to the same stereotypes


Drink 'em up, drink 'em up, fight, fight, fight
Encouraging drinking and fights


Sorry, I'm sorry, so sorry
Apologizing for the criticism


Sorry about your penis
Sorry that your masculinity is threatened


(I'm so) Sorry about your penis
(I'm really) sorry about your penis


(Real) Sorry about your penis
(Truly) sorry about your penis




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