Sex Dwarf
Soft Cell Lyrics

Isn't it nice
Wouldn't it be pleasant

Sugar and spice
Sweet and nice

Luring disco dollies
Attracting young women who go clubbing

To a life of vice
To a life of immoral behaviors

I can make a film
I can create a movie

And make you my star
And make you the center of attention

You'll be a natural
You'll be effortless

The way you are
As you currently exist

I would like you
I want you

On a long black leash
Attached to a long, narrow strap

I will parade you
I will publicly display you

Down the high streets
Through the main streets of a city or town

You've got the attraction
You possess the ability to attract people

You've got the pulling power
You can draw people towards you

Walk my doggie
Take my small pet for a walk

Walk my little sex dwarf
Take my small sexualized person for a walk

We can make a scene
We can create a spectacle

We'll be a team
We will work together

Making the headlines
Generating news attention

Sounds like a dream
Seems too good to be true

When we hit the floor
When we start dancing

You just watch them move aside
Observe as people make space for us

We will take them
We will dominate them

For a ride of rides
For an exciting experience

They all love your
Everyone admires your

Miniature ways
Tiny body and features

You know what they say
You understand what people commonly express

About small boys
Referring to short-statured men

Sex dwarf
Small person with a sexually suggestive persona

Sex dwarf
Small person with a sexually suggestive persona

Sex dwarf
Small person with a sexually suggestive persona

Sex dwarf
Small person with a sexually suggestive persona

I'm a Rolls Royce
I am a luxurious car brand

Look its so huge!
It is impressively large

It's big and it's gold
It is substantial and made of gold

With my dumb chauffeur
With my foolish driver

Looking to procure
Trying to obtain

Run little doggie
Hurry up, small pet

Lure a disco dolly
Attract a young woman who goes clubbing

Run my little sex dwarf
Hurry up, small sexualized person

I feel so lonely
I am experiencing isolation

Get my little camera
Retrieve my small picture-taking device

Take a pretty picture
Capture an attractive image

Sex dwarf in a gold Rolls
Small, sexualized person inside a luxurious car made of gold

Making it with the dumb chauffeur
Engaging in sexual activity with the foolish driver

We can make an outfit
We can create a coordinated set of clothing

For my little sex dwarf
For the small, sexualized person

To match the gold Rolls
That complements the gold car

On my dumb chauffeur
On my foolish driver

We'll all look so good
We will all appear attractive

We'll knock 'em cold
We will impress everyone

Knocking 'em cold
Impressing everyone

In black and gold
Wearing clothing that is black and gold

We can have playtime
We can engage in leisure activities

In my little playroom
In a space designated for play

My sex dwarf
Small, sexualized person in my possession

And my dumb chauffeur
And my foolish driver

You can bring me
You can provide me with

All the things I need
All the items and resources necessary for my desires