Lazy Onion
Son of Kirk Lyrics

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Courtesy of Ms Flowery Petals, via Facebook:
........oh yes. This reminds me of a strange burrowing 'willow the wisp' like creature, who is on a quest to find a haul of golden onions and as legend has it......, growing at the foot of a perpetual rainbow bridge, in a strange folding wood. In Kent.

Hours pass.

Days accumulate.

The basic necessities, like electricity and water in the animals semi are eventually cut off.

Then...... After tunneling a distance equivalent to the length and breadth of 3 parallel universes.

A shallot, 2 carrots and a small turnip are found.

But, not one single gleaming golden onion is ever seen by any of the poor creatures 6 visually impaired eyes.

So, although, the beginnings of what promise to become a very delicious casserole are somewhere in the making. Without the golden onions, it just Is'nt the same.

And that is why we all cry when preparing onions. Because, poor , blind willow the wispy could not locate his/her basic food stuffs..