Chocolate Salty Balls
South Park Lyrics


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Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)
Put 'em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber
Suck on my balls

Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell
Smell like something burning
Well, that don't confront me now
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!
Come, my balls on fire
Have mercy baby, my balls are burning
Give me some water, pour some water on me
My balls are burning, oh my goodness
I'm blowin' I'm blowin' them, do something

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck F 'em now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)
Put 'em out baby, blow 'em

Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby




Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls
Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Chocolate Salty Balls" can be interpreted in a few different ways. Firstly, the song seems to be about a man who is proud of his cooking skills and his ability to make delicious treats that will "pick you up" when you're feeling down. He describes how to make his chocolate salty balls, which are apparently packed full of goodness and vitamins. When he realizes that something has gone wrong with his recipe and his balls are on fire, he begs for help to put them out.


However, the song can also be read as a sexual innuendo or an extended joke about testicles. The lyrics are filled with double entendres and suggestive phrases, and the repetition of "suck on my chocolate salty balls" makes it clear that this is not just a song about cooking. The references to burning balls and getting back into the kitchen also hint at a more risqué interpretation of the lyrics.


Overall, "Chocolate Salty Balls" is a playful and irreverent song that can be enjoyed on many levels – as a catchy tune, a cooking lesson, or a dirty joke.


Line by Line Meaning

Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
Mix some powdered cinnamon and egg whites, a half a stick of melted butter, and one cup of flour


A half a stick of butter melted
The butter should be melted ahead of time


Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Combine all the ingredients in a bowl and mix it all together with a spoon


Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Once all the ingredients are mixed, add one cup of flour and you'll have a heavenly mixture


Say everybody have you seen my balls
Have you seen my chocolate balls?


They're big and salty and brown
The chocolate balls are large, salty, and brown in color


If you ever need a quick pick me up
If you ever need a quick energy boost


Just stick my balls in your mouth
Eat my chocolate balls


Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls
Suck on my chocolate balls which are salted


Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em
Put them in your mouth and suck them


Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Suck on my chocolate balls which are salted


They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
The chocolate balls are full of vitamins and good for your health


So suck on my balls
So eat my chocolate balls


Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
Use a quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half cup of brandy


Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla
Add one or two bags of sugar and a pinch of vanilla


Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick
Grease the cookie sheet so the chocolate balls don't stick


Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and take a lick of the spoon


Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell
Wait, do you smell that?


Smell like something burning
It smells like something is burning


Well, that don't confront me now
It doesn't bother me


Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
As long as I can pay my rent on Friday


Baby you better get back in the kitchen
You should go back to the kitchen


Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
I have a suspicious feeling


Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!
Oh no, you burned the chocolate balls!


Come, my balls on fire
My chocolate balls are on fire


Have mercy baby, my balls are burning
Please help, my chocolate balls are burning


Give me some water, pour some water on me
Give me some water and pour it on me


My balls are burning, oh my goodness
My chocolate balls are burning, this is terrible


I'm blowin' I'm blowin' them, do something
Blow on the chocolate balls to cool them down


Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck F 'em now)
Suck on my chocolate balls which are salted, quickly


Put 'em in your mouth, and suck em, they're on fire baby
Put them in your mouth and quickly suck on them, they're still hot


Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck 'em now)
Suck on my chocolate balls which are salted, hurry


Put 'em out baby, blow 'em
Blow on the chocolate balls to cool them down


Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby
Eat my chocolate balls, baby


Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls
Eat my chocolate balls which are salted and still hot


Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls
Come on baby, eat my chocolate balls




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DAVID BRUCE HOWELL, MATT STONE, RANDOLPH S. PARKER

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@SteamTeamRedubUK

“You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef.

“You’re daaaaamn right.”

@kennymccormick4428

He does tho...eheheh this will never NOT be funny 🤣

@bombabombom3603

I gotta say, after all of these years seeing that part, that response HAD to be intentional if you know who Isaac Hayes is.

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I like it when kenny gets the joke!!!

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