I Saw Three Ships
South Park Lyrics


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I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day in the morning.
And what was in those ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the [laughing]
Shut up TURDS!
..was in those ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the morning.

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing]
On Christmas day, on Christmas day..
The Virgin Mary and [more laughing]
Shut up TURDS!
.. Christ were there
on Christmas day in the morning.
And let us all rejoice amain
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
And let [laughing] I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
... all rejoice amain on Christmas day in the morning

Shelley is starting to get pissed.. [laughing]
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing]
Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing]




On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!
[Smashing piano noise] [AAAHHH!]

Overall Meaning

The South Park rendition of "I Saw Three Ships" is a humorous take on the traditional Christmas carol. The lyrics start off innocuous enough, describing the sight of three ships sailing in on Christmas morning. However, the boys' laughter and interruptions tell us that this is no ordinary carol. When asked what was in those ships, the response is met by the boys' laughter, hinting that it could be something absurd or inappropriate. The next stanza confirms suspicions, when we learn that the Virgin Mary and Christ were on board. The dialogue between the boys and Shelley (presumably a character in the show) builds tension and culminates in her wrathful killing of the "turds" (presumably the boys).


Although the lyrics are changed to add humor, the basic melody of the traditional carol is maintained. The repetitive nature of the song adds to its catchiness and allows for variations in the lyrics which lends itself to parodies like this one. The use of laughter and interruptions by the characters makes it clear that this is not a serious rendition of the carol, but rather it is meant to be entertaining.


Line by Line Meaning

I saw three ships come sailing in
I witnessed the arrival of three ships on Christmas Day


On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..
It was specifically on the holiday of Christmas


And what was in those ships, all three?
I was curious about the contents of the three ships


On Christmas day in the morning.
The arrival of the ships occurred in the early part of the holiday


Shut up TURDS!
An interjection commanding others to be quiet


..was in those ships, all three?
Reiteration of the curiosity regarding the contents of the ships


The Virgin Mary and Christ were there
The ships' contents were the Holy Family


And let us all rejoice amain
A call to celebrate with great enthusiasm


Let [laughing] I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
Interruption caused by others laughing, followed by another command to be quiet


Shelley is starting to get pissed.. [laughing]
A reference to one of the characters becoming angry, but others find it amusing


Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing]
A violent (but unrealistic) outcome to the situation, again followed by laughter


On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!
Reiteration of the earlier timing of the ships' arrival, followed by a sound effect of destruction




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Comments from YouTube:

@Japanimations194

“ZCHUT UP, TURRRRRDDZCH!!” was my favourite part

@chrissteffey5114

Shelly is starting to get pissed on Christmas Day on Christmas Day, Shelly got up and killed the turds on Christmas Day in the morning!

@funshine97

I can't stop laughing at Stan and Kyle making funny faces! 🤣

@abinashmishra329

This is how I learned about “I Saw Three Ships”

@chrissteffey5114

When I was in second grade they made us do a Christmas play and one of those songs was I saw 3 ships… I hated that play but my uncle was watching this episode of South Park after the play and it made me laugh so hard afterwards lol

@sallyboom2

0:52-1:07
Shelly is starting to get pissed
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
Shelly got up and killed the turds
On Christmas Day IN THE MORNING!!
Both Stan and Kyle screams, as Shelly angrily throws the piano at them and walks away

@sallyboom2

Stan and Kyle: Ow...

@IKugelBlitz_V

Oh thanks man, without you I couldn't have been able to realize what happened in the video.

@OppoOppo-qy6bq

😡 she scared

@massimoceccotti8423

I cant xd

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