San Diego
South Park Lyrics


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I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines.
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(jackin' it, oh)
Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.

I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off.
(he's about to jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
(jack it, jack it, ho!)
Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know,
There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

JACKING FOR THE LORD!

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Come to San Diego
There's so much to see...
From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay,
to the warm tortillas of Old Town.
And after a day of sightseeing,
why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets?
San Diego, come, take a load off.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack.
Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack.

The cars are passing me by,
they honk and say hello.
(Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
From his window there's a guy shootin' video.
(video of them jackin' it)
And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do'
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack,
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
(He's about to jack it)
Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack




Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it.
Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack.

Overall Meaning

The song "San Diego" by South Park is a humorous and satire-filled ode to the act of masturbation, with the city of San Diego acting as the setting for the singer's sexual release. The lyrics depict the act of "jacking it" (slang for masturbation) in explicit terms, with references to removing clothing, planting apple seeds (an innuendo), and even "jacking it for the Lord." The song also suggests that San Diego is the ideal location for this activity, with its sunny climate, beautiful sights, and apparently liberal attitudes towards public indecency.


Overall, the song is a commentary on the often-taboo topic of sexual desire and release, as well as a parody of tourist advertising that promotes locations as ideal vacation spots. The lyrics playfully subvert this idea by suggesting that San Diego is not just a beautiful city, but also a hotbed of sexual liberation where one can indulge in the pleasures of self-gratification to their heart's content.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines.
I'm going to masturbate outdoors.


Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
I've been evangelizing about masturbation and now I need to relieve myself.


Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego.
I've been metaphorically planting the seed of masturbation and now that it's grown, I'm going to masturbate in San Diego.


Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.
I'm masturbating vigorously and spanking myself while doing so.


I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off. On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
It's so nice out, I'm taking off all my clothes to masturbate with abandon.


Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know, There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!
I've traveled far and wide and still believe that San Diego is the best place to masturbate.


JACKING FOR THE LORD!
I'm masturbating in the name of religion.


Come to San Diego There's so much to see... From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay, to the warm tortillas of Old Town. And after a day of sightseeing, why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets? San Diego, come, take a load off.
Come to San Diego and see all the sites, then relax by masturbating on one of our city streets.


The cars are passing me by, they honk and say hello. (Hey, that guy's jackin' it!) From his window there's a guy shootin' video. (video of them jackin' it) And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do', just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego.
People are noticing me masturbating in public, some are even filming me, but I don't care - I'll even tell Jesus that I'm in San Diego masturbating if he comes to my door.


Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack, Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack. (He's about to jack it) Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack whack, whackin' it, whackin' it. Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack.
I'm still masturbating with great enthusiasm, even though people are noticing and commenting on it.




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