The F word by South Park

The F word
by South Park

[Mr Garrison]
Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problems
What is 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde?

[Clyde]
12

[Mr Garrison]
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
Complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Kyle]
I think I know the answer Mr Garrison!

[Cartman]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Kyle]
Shut up fat boy!

[Cartman]
AY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

[Mr Garrison]
Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?!

[Cartman]
Jew?

[Kyle]
No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you
Fuckin' fat ass.

[Mr Garrison]
KYLE!

[Cartman]
Why the fuck not?

[Mr Garrison]
ERIC!

[Stan]
Dude, you just said fuck again!

[Mr Garrison]
STANLEY!

[Kenny]
(muffled) fuck

[Mr Garrison]
KENNY!

[Cartman]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Mr Garrison]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Cartman]
How would you like to suck my balls?

*big gasp from whole class*

[Mr Garrison]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!

[Cartman]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
*pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!"

[Kyle]
Holy Shit.

Contributed by Andrew Y. Suggest a correction in the comments box.

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South Park is in its 15th season, meaning that the show will run until at least the end of 2012, making it one of the longest running animated shows in American history. The voice cast has included Parker, Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes, Eliza Schneider, Mona Marshall, and April Stewart. The show’s official site is at SouthParkStudios.com.

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