The Most Offensive Song Ever
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Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared.
He said, "you are to be the virgin mother,"
And Mary thought that was weird.
[Mary said, "I'm not a virgin
I blew a guy last year"]
But then, Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear:

["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still not be considered flawed.
[Though, Mary, you went to town,
and sucked some semen down,]
You're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!"

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
They were so very tired, you see,
[and Mary had to offer him a bribe.]
Said she had no money,
[and they had no place to sleep.]
Gabriel appeared to Mary,
And told her not to weep.

["'Cause you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the Inn,
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a room for free!"]

That's right

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star,
And missed a woman's touch.
[Mary thought that she might pleasure them,
But could not take them to bed.]
But, again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said

["You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary.
[You can suck all the dick you want,]
Everyone in the nation.
[Fellatio ain't no sin,
So go and blow those three wise men!]
And you'll still be a virgin,
['Cause there ain't no penetration!"]

[You can suck all the dick you want,]
And still be a Virgin, Mary!
[The donkey, or the ox and the lamb]
And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick!
[They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!]
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.
['Cause sucking dick]
Brings peace on earth and joy.





[Mary, you can suck my dick!]

Overall Meaning

The Most Offensive Song Ever by South Park is a satirical song that takes on the religious tale of the virgin birth of Jesus Christ as its main subject. In the song, the Virgin Mary is visited by the Angel Gabriel and when he tells her she will be the mother of God's son, Mary objects, claiming she is not a virgin, as she had blown a guy the previous year. However, Gabriel reassures Mary that she can suck all the dick she wants and still be considered a virgin in the eyes of God. As the song proceeds, it gets even more offensive, with suggestions that Mary could offer sex acts to Joseph or the wise men as bribes. The song concludes with the assertion that performing oral sex is a pathway to peace on earth and joy.


The song is a biting commentary on the idea of purity and honor associated with virginity, as well as a critique of religious figures and traditions. It is also a commentary on the hypocrisy in society, which looks down on certain behavior while accepting other harmful behavior. The song's lyrics aim to challenge the societal norms and beliefs that reduce women's worth to their sexual purity and objectify them. South Park's The Most Offensive Song Ever is a reflection of the show's generally controversial and provocative humor, which intends to push the boundaries of comedic expression.


Line by Line Meaning

Howdy Ho!
A nonsensical greeting to draw attention to the start of the song.


The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. He said, "you are to be the virgin mother," And Mary thought that was weird.
Gabriel appeared to Mary in a dream and announced that she would give birth as a virgin. Mary was confused by this statement.


Mary said, "I'm not a virgin I blew a guy last year"] But then, Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear:
Mary revealed to Gabriel that she was not a virgin because she performed oral sex on someone, but Gabriel reassured her that it didn't matter because she could still be considered a virgin.


"'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] And still not be considered flawed. [Though, Mary, you went to town, and sucked some semen down,] You're still still a virgin In the eyes of god!"
This is a repetition of Gabriel's statement that Mary can perform oral sex as much as she wants and still be considered a virgin in the eyes of God because there is no penetration involved.


There was no room at the Inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. They were so very tired, you see, [and Mary had to offer him a bribe.]
Mary and Joseph were rejected from the Inn because they were full, so they had nowhere to stay. Mary tried to bribe someone to let them stay.


Said she had no money, [and they had no place to sleep.] Gabriel appeared to Mary, And told her not to weep.
Mary had no money and nowhere to sleep, but Gabriel appeared to her and comforted her.


"'Cause you can suck all the dick you want] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [you can suck all the dick you want] And still be the mother of Christ. If there's no room at the Inn, then it's not considered a sin [to suck a dick to get a room for free!]"
Gabriel tells Mary that if there's no other way to get a room, it's not a sin to perform oral sex to get one. Mary can still be the mother of Christ even if she had to do this.


And three wisemen did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such. They said that they had followed a star, And missed a woman's touch.
Three wise men came to visit Mary and Joseph and brought gifts. They missed having sex with a woman.


[Mary thought that she might pleasure them, But could not take them to bed.] But, again, Gabriel appeared to her And this is what he said
Mary thought about pleasuring the wise men but could not do so because she was a virgin. Gabriel appeared to comfort her again.


"You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary. [You can suck all the dick you want,] Everyone in the nation. [Fellatio ain't no sin, So go and blow those three wise men!] And you'll still be a virgin, ['Cause there ain't no penetration!']
Gabriel repeats his previous statement that Mary can still be considered a virgin even if she performs oral sex. He encourages her to perform oral sex on the wise men because there is no sin in doing so and she will still be considered a virgin.


[You can suck all the dick you want,] And still be a Virgin, Mary! [The donkey, or the ox and the lamb] And even the little drummer boy. Folks will remember your name quick! [They'll say, "Damn, that bitch can suck a dick"!] ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy. ['Cause sucking dick] Brings peace on earth and joy.
This is a series of ridiculous statements to suggest that Mary can still be a virgin despite performing oral sex on various people or animals, and that sucking dick brings peace and joy to the world.


[Mary, you can suck my dick!]
This is a crude, insulting statement to Mary suggesting that the singer would like her to perform oral sex on him.




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Written by: MARC SHAIMAN, TREY PARKER

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