Moustache
Sparks Lyrics


A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

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Written by: RONALD D MAEL, RUSSELL CRAIG MAEL

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Turtle152

In a perfect world, all power pop would have lyrics this good.

Anna Backman

As we all are experiencing at the moment, the world isn't perfect 🙄.

Anna Backman

LYRICS by Ron Mael /Sparks ✨

A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a twenty carats ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip

Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache
Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache
Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache
One hundred hairs make a man

I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call

Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache
Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache
Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man
One hundred hairs make a man

(Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma ma ma moustache
Ma ma ma moustache
Ma ma moustache)

They call me 'sir', and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like the tingle that they get
The only time when I feel bad
Is when they guess the lunch I've had

Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache
Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache
Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma- Ma Moustache
Moustache, moustache, moustache...

💖💖💖💖 💖

runsayn

When I listen to Sparks, so do all my neighbors.... ❤

jonanjello

Great song Definitely hear where the Vandals got their inspiration for Ape Drape!

Buttermilkjug

Barry Williams' moustache~

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