Something For The Girl With Everything
Sparks Lyrics

Something for the girl with everything
This song is about a girl who already has everything, so the singer offers her more material possessions.

See, the writings on the wall
It's obvious that this girl has everything, so it's hard to find something else to give her.

You bought the girl a wall
You've already bought her everything, so now you've resorted to buying her a wall to write on.

Complete with matching ball-point pen
The wall comes with a pen, so the girl can write whatever she wants.

You can breathe another day
You can relax, knowing that you've provided her with something new to keep her entertained.

Secure in knowing she won't break you (yet)
You're secure now, but eventually, she'll break you by wanting more things that money can't buy.

Have another sweet my dear
Here, have a candy, but don't talk with your mouth full.

Don't try to talk my dear
Your mouth is full, so don't try to talk.

Your tiny little mouth is full
Your mouth is too small for all the sweets you're eating.

Here's a flavour you ain't tried
Here's a new candy flavor for you to try.

Three wise men are here
Three men are here with gifts for the girl.

Bearing gifts to aid amnesia
The gifts are meant to make her forget that she already has everything.

She knows everything
The girl is aware that she has everything.

Yes yes everyting
She really does have everything, and she knows it.

She knew way back when you weren't yourself
She's been with you for so long that she remembers when you were different.

Here's a really preatty car
Here's a pretty car for you to drive around in.

I hope it takes you far
I hope you can go far with this car.

I hope it takes you fast and far
I hope this car can take you quickly and far away from here.

Wow, the engines really loud
The car has a loud engine, which may attract attention.

Nobodys gonna hear a thing you say
The loud engine will drown out any sounds you make while driving the car.

Where should they leave these imported gimmicks
The wise men have brought some imported items as gifts, and they don't know where to leave them.

Leave them anywhere
Just leave the gifts anywhere in the room.

An-an-anywhere
Anywhere at all will do, it doesn't matter.

Make sure that there's a clear path to the door
Make sure the gifts aren't blocking the door, in case the girl needs to leave.

Here's a patridge in a tree,
Here's a bird in a tree for you to enjoy.

A gardener for the tree
And here's someone to take care of the tree and the bird.

Complete with ornithologist
The gardener is an expert on birds and can answer any questions you have.

Careful, careful with that crate
Be careful, don't drop that box or it might damage something inside.

You wouldn't want to dent Sinatra, no
The box contains something valuable, like a painting or a sculpture, that should not be damaged.

Hey, come out and say hello
The singer wants the girl to come out and greet him and his friends.

Before you friends all go
Before the singer's friends leave.

But say no more than just hello
Don't say anything else, just say hello and that's it.

Ah, the little girl is shy
The girl is shy and doesn't want to come out of her room.

You see of late she's been quite speechless,
She hasn't been talking much lately, so maybe she's feeling down.

Very speechless
Really, really quiet and withdrawn.

Something for the girl who has got everything,
The singer is offering yet another gift to the girl who already has everything.