Happy New Year
Spike Jones And His City Slickers (Holiday) Lyrics

I think we need an agent!
Let's get an agent to represent us.

We?
Are you implying that we're working together?

That's selling out
Getting an agent is too commercial for me.

But it's nice to dream!
It's always good to dream big.

Yeah! It's network TV
We made it to the big time.

And it's all thanks to me!
I'm the reason for our success on network TV.

Somehow I think I smell the whif of a scheme
I think something fishy's going on.

Me too
I agree with you.

We can plan another protest
Let's organize another demonstration.

We?
Are you sure you want to be involved?

This time you can shoot from the start
You can lead the demonstration this time.

You'll direct, starring me!
You'll direct, and I'll be the star.

Five, four, three
Counting down to the new year.

Open sesame! Happy new year!
Wishing everyone a happy new year with a magical word.

Happy new year!
Wishing everyone a joyous and prosperous new year.

Happy new
Another joyful new year greeting.

I see that you've beaten me to the punch
You arrived before I did.

How did you know we'd be here?
What made you think we'd be at this location?

I had a hunch
I had a feeling you'd be here.

You're not mad?
Are you still angry with me?

I'm here to end this war
I'm here to settle our differences.

It's a shame you went and destroyed the door
It's unfortunate that you had to damage the door.

Why all of a sudden the big about face?
Why the sudden change in attitude?

The credit is yours
You deserve the recognition for your work.

You made a good case
Your argument was convincing.

What case?
What are you referring to?

Mimi came to see me and she had much to say
Mimi had a lot to tell me when she came by.

That's not how you put it at all yesterday!
You didn't mention that part yesterday.

I couldn't stop thinking about the whole mess!
I couldn't get the situation out of my head.

Mark you'll want to get this on film
Mark, you should record this.

I guess
I suppose so.

I regret the unlucky circumstances
I'm sorry about the unfortunate events.

Of the last seven days
Referring to events of the past week.

You padlocked our door!
You locked us out of our own home.

And it's a great pleasure on behalf of Cyber Arts
Cyber Arts is honored to do this.

That I hand you this key
Here's the key to your home.

Golf claps
Polite applause.

I had no juice in my battery
My phone was running out of power.

Re-shoot!
Let's do that again for the camera.

Oh I see this is a photo opportunity
This is a good photo moment.

The benevolent god
The all-knowing creator.

Ushers the poor artists back to their flat
Guiding the struggling artists back to their abode.

Were you planning on taking down the barbed wire from the lot too?
Will you be removing the barbed wire from the vacant lot?

Anything but that
I'll do anything but remove that barbed wire.

Clearing the lot was a safety concern
Removing the debris from the vacant lot was necessary for safety reasons.

We break ground this month but you can return
Construction will begin this month, but you're welcome to come back.

That's why you're here with people you hate
That's why you're spending time with people you don't like.

Instead of with Muffy at Muffy's estate
Rather than spending time with Muffy at her estate.

I'd honestly rather'd be with you tonight than in Westport
To be honest, I'd rather be with you tonight than in Westport.

Spare us old sport, the sound bite
Don't give us a hollow, pre-recorded message.

Mimi, since you were so seductive (You came onto me!)
Mimi, since you were so flirtatious and suggestive.

Persuade him not to be so counterproductive
Convince him not to be so ineffective.

Liar!
You're lying!

Why not tell them what you wore to my place?
Why not share what you wore when you were at my home?

I was on my way to work
I was on my way to my job.

Black leather and lace
A provocative outfit with leather and lace clothing items.

My desk was a mess I think I'm still sore
My desk was in disarray, and I'm still feeling the effects.

'Cause I kicked him and told him I wasn't his whore
I kicked him and told him that I wasn't going to be used.

Well, does your boyfriend know who your last boyfriend was?
Does your current partner know about your previous relationship?

I'm not her boyfriend, I don't care what she does!
I'm not in a relationship with her, and I'm not worried about her past.

People, is this any way to start a new year, have compassion
Is this a proper way to begin a new year? Let's have some empathy.

Benny just lost his cat
Benny recently lost his pet cat.

My dog, but I appreciate that
It was actually my dog that passed, but I appreciate your concern.

My cat had a fall, and I went through hell
My cat experienced a bad fall, and I was stressed and worried.

It's like losing a
It's similar to losing something important.

How did you know that she fell?
What made you aware that she had a fall?

Don't mind if I do, to dogs
I'll gladly toast to dogs.

No, Benny, to you!
No, Benny deserves the toast.

Let's make a resolution
Let's decide on a resolution.

I'll drink to that
I'm in agreement, and I'll have another drink.

Let's always stay friends
Let's promise to maintain our friendship.

Though we may have our disputes
Even if we disagree on some things.

This family tree's got deep roots
Our relationship has a long history.

Friendship is thicker than blood
Our friendship is stronger than a family relationship.

That depends
It depends on the situation.

Depends on trust
It depends on trusting each other.

Depends on true devotion
It depends on being devoted to one another.

Depends on love
It depends on having love for each other.

Depends on not denying emotion!
It depends on being open about our emotions and not hiding them.

Perhaps
Maybe.

It's gonna be a happy new year!
It's going to be a wonderful new year!

I'm sorry
I apologize.

Coming
Just a moment, I'm busy at the moment.

In a minute, I'm fine, go
I'm doing something at the moment, but I'm okay.

What have we here, ah?
What do we have here?

There, there, ah, there, there, yeah
Not sure of the meaning, could be a vocalization of excitement or agreement.