Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Spin Doctors Lyrics

It's been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Life is much more manageable since that difficult person has gone away

It's been a whole lot happier without her face around
Without her presence, life has become more joyful

Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout
There will be no more noise and commotion from that person living above

Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out
No more unwelcome interference in personal affairs

She holds your shotgun while you do-si-do
She expects an idealized version of manliness that you must perform for her

She want one man made of Hercules and Cyrano
She desires an unattainable ideal of a heroic and eloquent man

I been a whole lot easier since the bitch is gone
Life has become much better since that difficult person has left

Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong
Referring to that person as stubborn and unwilling to admit fault

Ain't nobody gonna bow no more when you sound your gong
No one will be intimidated by your grand proclamations anymore

Whatcha gon' do to get into another one of these here rock 'n' roll songs?
Asking what that person will do to become famous like the song's subject

Other people's thoughts, they ain't your hand-me-downs
Others' opinions cannot be adopted as your own

Would it be so bad to simply turn around?
Why not just consider a different perspective?

You cook so well, all nice and French
A sarcastic remark suggesting culinary skills are valued more than personality traits

You do your brain surgery too, mama, with your monkey wrench
An absurd claim highlighting the person's tendency to overinflate their abilities

I hope them cigarettes are gonna make you cough
A spiteful comment wishing ill will on that person

I hope you hear this song and it pissed you off
A desire to provoke a strong reaction from that person

I take that back, I hope you're doing fine
A change of heart, wishing that person well despite past disputes

And if I had a dollar, I might give you ninety-nine
If given the opportunity, I would offer a small amount of charity to that person