Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and… Read Full Bio ↴Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and Punk Pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge.
The band is best known for their 1980 track, "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps", coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was "Simon Templar", a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint.
In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons. Hill made fun of the Kiss frontman, and the band performed at the end of the show, accompanied by Hill dressed as "The Demon", Gene Simmons.
The band is best known for their 1980 track, "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps", coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was "Simon Templar", a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint.
In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons. Hill made fun of the Kiss frontman, and the band performed at the end of the show, accompanied by Hill dressed as "The Demon", Gene Simmons.
Simon Templar
Splodgenessabounds Lyrics
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667 The Neighbour of the Beast I′m just this side of blue, Just as close to crackin'…
I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber From Harlesden Nw10 I was sitting in the kitchen eating some toast All of…
Simon Templer Simon Templer, he′s so hunky All his birds are very funky Si…
Tough Shit Wilson Tough shit was born in Tennessee* He was deaf and dumb,…
Two Little Boys Two little boys had two little toys Each had a…
Two Pints of Lager And A Packet of Crisps Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two…
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please. Two…
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@patriciaangelavalerio9425
Que saudades,décadas douradas,nostálgica, gratidão!🙏🥰❤💋🍀🥰🥰🥰❤❤💋
@JoeStunner
I used to love this song - and the TV show. I once broke an arm by jumping off a coal shed while pretending to be Simon Templar. I remember lying there and thinking, "I'll bet The Saint never had this fucking trouble!"
@manonamountain
Fucking class!
@secretsymphony
The video maker has obviously never heard of Ian Ogilvy. The music is based on Return of the Saint with Ian Ogilvy, yet not one picture of him...
@kirkwallboy
Hi Harrry, I had the same album in 1981, on bleeding cassete all wrapped up and gone I'm afraid. Fan bleeding tastic it was. Niffy Smells, I'm surrounded by niffy smells. Blocked up noses aren't much fun, quick call for Malcolm's mum. It was all really cool in stereo, all the dub bits, very well produced and good songs too. Can't seem to get it anymore though. Quick, call for Malcolm's mum etc.
@hanz2602
@kidfromtheseventies Ian Ogilvy was, "Return of the Saint" which ran for one year...i know "Return of the Saint" was running when this was released but "The Saint", was and will forever be, Sir Roger Moore (god bless his wrinkly face)...i had this on red floppy vinyl with "Have you got a light boy", "Yarmouth five 0"and "Mornin milky"...good times, good times
@autopilotflight
thanks for posting! I loved this when I was young, now i'm not so sure!! I am off to search for Einstein a go go too!
@WORKERS.DREADNOUGHT
Apparently Roger Moore's suits were so expensive they could not afford them on the production budget, so he wore his own. (he was the highest paid TV actor at the time)
@mariaeccles5902
Saw Mac Splodge last night Boxing Day 21, loads of fun !@
@Zog26
Top lyrics, just a great track. Trip down memory lane, up their with Jilted John!