Polo
Sportchestra! Lyrics


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Polo has the biggest pitch of any ball game
Polo has the biggest idiots
On the biggest pitch of any ball game
Polo has the biggest idiots
With the biggest bank accounts

On the biggest pitch of any ball game
I wish that polo had the biggest rate of death
Of the biggest idiots




With the biggest bank accounts
On the biggest pitch of any ball game

Overall Meaning

The song Polo by Sportchestra! is a satirical commentary on the elitism of the sport of polo. The lyrics emphasize the inflated sense of self-importance of those who play the sport and the exorbitant wealth required to participate. The opening lines, "Polo has the biggest pitch of any ball game, Polo has the biggest idiots" sets the tone for the rest of the song, highlighting the irony of a game associated with high society being played by people who are, in the eyes of the songwriter, foolish and ignorant.


The song also touches on the dangerous nature of polo, with the line "I wish that polo had the biggest rate of death." This line highlights the brutality of the sport and the inherent risk of injury that comes with it. The songwriter seems to be taking aim at those who participate in the sport for their own personal gain, rather than a genuine love and respect for the game.


Overall, the lyrics of Polo serve as a biting critique of the elitism and hypocrisy present in the sport of polo. The songwriter expresses a distaste for the sport and those who participate in it, using satire to expose the flaws in a society that values wealth and status over genuine talent and ability.


Line by Line Meaning

Polo has the biggest pitch of any ball game
Polo boasts the largest playing field among all ball games


Polo has the biggest idiots
Polo attracts the largest group of unintelligent individuals


On the biggest pitch of any ball game
In the largest playing field compared to any other ball game


Polo has the biggest idiots
Polo attracts the largest group of unintelligent individuals


With the biggest bank accounts
Most of these individuals have significant financial resources


On the biggest pitch of any ball game
In the largest playing field compared to any other ball game


I wish that polo had the biggest rate of death
I desire for polo to have the highest mortality rate among players


Of the biggest idiots
For the largest group of unintelligent individuals in polo


With the biggest bank accounts
Most of these individuals have significant financial resources


On the biggest pitch of any ball game
In the largest playing field compared to any other ball game




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