The King of Maine
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Yo, I wake up make a K-Cup then I blaze up
In the morning, I start my day by making myself a cup of K-Cup coffee and then proceed to smoke marijuana.

Shave with a razorblade
I use a regular razorblade to shave my facial hair.

My hat is still crooked
I wear my hat tilted to the side, which is my signature style.

I'm reading a book and
While I'm going through my daily routine, I also take the time to read a book.

My body was made in Maine
I am proudly from Maine and embody the characteristics and spirit of the people from this state.

Man, I'm still deflecting all the bill collectors
I am constantly avoiding and dodging calls from people who are trying to collect money I owe.

And I hate when they say my name
It annoys me when they mention my name during these calls because it reminds me of my financial troubles.

My buzz would be massive
If I put more effort into my music and didn't slack off, my popularity and success would be much greater.

If I wasn't slacking and
I acknowledge that my lack of motivation and diligence is hindering my potential success.

Jerking to Jayden Jaymes
Rather than focusing on my music and career, I spend my time watching adult content featuring Jayden Jaymes.

Celtics sticker
I proudly display a Boston Celtics sticker

On the bumper
It is located on the back of my vehicle

Of a clunker
My car is old and rundown

But my vocals real
Even though I may not have much money or success, my talent as a vocalist is genuine and authentic.

Fuck rap. I might sell my mic and buy a snowmobile
I am frustrated with the rap industry and may consider giving up music to invest in a snowmobile as a new hobby.

I can't relate to throwing money when she makes it clap
I find it difficult to understand the desire to spend money excessively when a stripper performs provocatively.

I can relate to doing dishes
I find more connection and relatability in performing regular household chores like washing dishes.

We should take a nap
I suggest the idea of taking a nap as a way to relax and escape from our problems and responsibilities.

Tired like Michelin of your wrists when they're glistening
We are exhausted, similar to the Michelin brand tires, from constantly working hard and striving for success.

We don't want no yacht to float but just a boat to go fishing in
We don't aspire to have extravagant luxuries like yachts, but we would be content with a simple boat to enjoy fishing.

Man my whole yard is a minor mess
My entire yard is slightly disorganized and untidy.

Go hard till my dying breath
I will continue to work and pursue my dreams with unwavering determination and effort until my last breath.

Owe bars to the IRS
I am in debt to the Internal Revenue Service due to unpaid taxes on my earnings from performing.

We got no Rs in our dialect
The way we speak, our regional dialect, does not include the pronunciation of the letter 'R'.

Me and my peeps speak a different kind of speech
My friends and I communicate using a unique and distinct form of language.

Where Verizon 4G won't reach
The area where we reside has limited network coverage, and even the popular Verizon 4G network does not reach us.

(Can you me now?)
This is a play on Verizon's famous catchphrase 'Can you hear me now?' that humorously reflects our lack of network accessibility.

Coming live from where mill towns are still towns
I am proudly representing my hometown, which used to thrive due to its mills, even though they have ceased their operations.

Even though they shut the mills down
Despite the closure of the mills, our towns still retain their identity and significance.

But I'm feeling like the King of Maine
I have a sense of pride and confidence, making me feel like I am the ruler or most influential figure in the state of Maine.

I wear a seal-skin jersey to the Sea Dogs game
I attend the Sea Dogs baseball game wearing a jersey made from seal skin, symbolizing my love for Maine and its wildlife.

Plow truck all gold never hydroplane
My plow truck is uniquely customized with a gold exterior and has exceptional control, never losing traction on wet roads.

I tell em: Welcome to 207.
I confidently greet and welcome others to the state of Maine, emphasizing its area code 207.

It's the way life should be: everything's pleasant
Maine's slogan 'The way life should be' reflects the pleasant and positive aspects of living in this state.

Hey, hey, I heard the news in the street
I have heard rumors and gossip about me from the people in the street.

That we're the shit and you're the pubes on the seat
According to the rumors, we are highly regarded and respected, while the person being referred to is insignificant and unimportant.

Even though I triple bogey that par 5
Despite my poor performance in golf, specifically on a par 5 hole where I scored three over par, I remain confident and unfazed.

Rangoon with my mai tai
I indulge in Rangoon, a popular Burmese appetizer, while enjoying a mai tai cocktail.

Steal another motherfucker's WiFi
I humorously admit that I sometimes rely on using someone else's Wi-Fi network without their permission.

Got Texas Pete on my Five Guys
I add Texas Pete, a hot sauce, to my meal at the popular burger chain Five Guys.

I'm back
I have returned, possibly from a break or hiatus.

Facts: spit a little bit but I never made a gat go cap cap pap
The truth is, I have only rapped a few times and never acted violently with a gun.

But my backpack on and I'm smoking
Despite not being actively involved in the rap scene, I carry my backpack and smoke marijuana.

Being homeless is bogus
I express my dislike and disapproval for the experience of being homeless, considering it unpleasant and unfair.

So paying bills is my motive
To avoid being homeless, I prioritize paying my bills and managing my financial responsibilities.

Can't afford G4s I'm poor on tour in a worn '04 Ford Focus
I cannot afford luxury vehicles like G4s and instead, during my tours, I travel in a worn-out 2004 Ford Focus due to my limited financial means.

Ayup
I use the slang term 'Ayup' to express agreement or affirmation.

I know that this weed might be the death of me
Although I am aware that excessive use of marijuana may have negative consequences for my health, I continue to indulge in smoking.

But I got this 'O' broke up like it's parentheses
I possess a large quantity of marijuana, referred to as an 'O' (ounce), which is broken up into smaller portions like parentheses enclosing a phrase.

I'm yellin ayup
I continue to express my agreement and affirmation with the slang term 'Ayup'.

I weigh a buck forty still
I weigh only 140 pounds, emphasizing my lean and relatively light physical build.

But when my finger tips touch the quill
When I begin to write and create music using a pen or typewriter, I feel a surge of creative energy and passion.

I'll be feeling like I'm Paul Pierce and I'm Rondo
During these moments of creation, I experience a similar level of skill, talent, and success as basketball players Paul Pierce and Rajon Rondo.

I'm John Deere and I'm John Doe
I am both ordinary and unique, comparable to the well-known John Deere brand and an anonymous individual referred to as John Doe.

I'm the rap star from the back yard
I am a rapper who hails from a humble background and is not associated with the glitz and glamour of the mainstream music industry.

Who never acts hard or went half-heart
I remain authentic and genuine in my music, never pretending to be someone I'm not or compromising my artistic integrity.

I'm the Peoples Douche:
I refer to myself as 'The Peoples Douche', possibly as a play on words with 'The Peoples Champion' to reflect my relatability and connection with regular people.

AKA The Truth
Another nickname or alias for myself is 'The Truth', affirming my commitment to honesty and authenticity in my music.

Everytime that I get in the booth I'll be feeling like
Whenever I enter the recording booth to create music, I experience a sense of confidence and self-assuredness.

The King of Maine
I strongly believe that I am the most influential and notable figure within the music scene in the state of Maine, hence claiming the title 'The King of Maine'.

Ayup, if you're Batman I must be L.L. Bane
In a lighthearted comparison, I suggest that if someone is deemed Batman, then I would be the antagonistic character L.L. Bane, potentially referencing my musical abilities as a 'villain' to the mainstream rap industry.

I got Susan Collins giving everyone brain
I humorously assert that even influential figures in Maine's politics, such as Susan Collins, recognize and appreciate the skill and talent I bring to my music, metaphorically suggesting that they are captivated by it.

I'm from the 420 minus 213
I originate from the area associated with the 420 culture and lifestyle, but I emphasize the distinction from another area with the area code 213, highlighting Maine's uniqueness.

I'm on the throne if you're looking for who to unseat
In the music scene, I currently hold the highest position of power and success, and if someone wants to challenge or surpass me, they will have to work hard to do so.

I got mooseblood in my goblet
I quench my thirst by drinking from a goblet filled with moose blood, symbolizing my connection to the wildlife and nature of Maine.

Lobsters in my optics
I have a deep appreciation for lobster, a delicacy commonly associated with Maine, and I regularly feast on it.

I'm live on the map
I am well-known and recognized by others, appearing prominently on the musical landscape or 'map'.

Where the dudes don't rap
In my hometown or area, there is a lack of talented or notable male rappers.

In the Altima black who I do go past
While driving in my black Nissan Altima, I confidently pass by or surpass others who are lesser-known or less successful than me.

Come hop in
I invite others to join me in my vehicle and accompany me on my journey through life, music, and success.

Find me chillin in Rockland
You can locate me relaxing and enjoying my time in Rockland, a town in Maine.

where the townies sell oxies
In Rockland, the local residents or 'townies' are known for illegally selling OxyContin, a highly addictive prescription drug.

So the coroners got coffins
Due to the prevalence of drug abuse and associated deaths, the coroners in Rockland have a steady supply of coffins.

It's my fault my paid because of what I say
I attribute my financial success and income to my ability to express myself effectively through my music and lyrics.

I rock it for a profit pockets fat as Paul Lepage
I make music not only for artistic expression but also to earn a profit, resulting in significant financial gains comparable to the large size of the pockets of Paul LePage, a former Governor of Maine.

Got a tattoo on my arm that says 'Don't Stop'
As a constant reminder to persevere and continue pursuing my dreams, I have a tattoo on my arm with the phrase 'Don't Stop'.

Cuz other guys told me otherwise when we talked
In the past, other individuals may have discouraged me or expressed doubts about my abilities and chances of success, but I chose not to listen to their negative opinions.

I told em Wells, Maine what the signs say
When people tried to discourage me, I firmly declared that Wells, a town in Maine, reflects what the signs of success portray for me.

Where I go ape with my primates
In Wells, I enjoy spending time and having fun with my closest friends, often referred to humorously as my 'primates'.

Rhyme great
I excel and demonstrate great skill in the art of rhyming words and creating lyrics.

16s like 2 times 8
When I rap, my verses or '16s' are crafted with the same level of excellence as multiplying the number 2 by 8, producing a total of 16.

Wine grapes and prime steaks
I enjoy indulging in the finer things in life, such as fine wine grapes and prime cuts of steak.

Damn I'm feeling marvelous
I experience a sense of joy, wonder, and self-satisfaction, feeling marvelous about myself and my accomplishments.

Had a hand with no good cards in it that I parted with
I metaphorically had a poor or disadvantageous situation, represented by having ineffective cards in a card game, but I managed to let go and move on from it.

I'm an artisan
I consider myself an artist or craftsman, highly skilled and dedicated to my craft.

I think you're an amateur
Compared to my abilities and expertise, I perceive you as someone lacking experience or skill, an amateur.

Kids, cops, janitors
People from various walks of life, including children, law enforcement officers, and janitors, all recognize and acknowledge my talent and achievements.

All pull out their cameras
In response to my presence or performance, these individuals eagerly take out their cameras to capture the moment and document my success.

When I walk out of Hannaford
Upon leaving the grocery store Hannaford, where regular people typically shop, my presence attracts attention and excitement.

The King of Maine
Reiterating my claim, I consider myself the ultimate figure of influence and significance in the music scene of Maine, earning the title 'The King of Maine'.

I've got a fucking elk head hanging on my chain
In a bold and unconventional fashion statement, I proudly wear an elk head pendant as a necklace, representing my connection to the wildlife and nature of Maine.

I'm the King of Maine
Continuing to assert my dominance and supremacy in the music industry of Maine, I solidify my position as 'The King of Maine'.

And all the state game wardens yell my name
Even officials responsible for controlling and protecting Maine's wildlife, such as state game wardens, enthusiastically recognize and call out my name in support and admiration.

Tell 'em: Welcome to 207.
Addressing and welcoming others to the state of Maine, I proudly refer to its area code 207 as part of its identity.

It's the way life should be: everything's pleasant
Maine's slogan, 'The way life should be', embodies the idea that living in this state is characterized by pleasant and enjoyable aspects of life.

This-th-th-this is 207.
Reiterating the significance of Maine's area code, I emphasize and proudly repeat the phrase 'This is 207'.