Hooligans
Spy vs. Spy Lyrics

Woke up this morning I ve done it again
I woke up this morning having made the same mistakes again.

I ve been a hooligan on Heineken
I have been wild and reckless, fueled by my consumption of Heineken beer.

Look in the mirror better put on my shades
I need to put on my sunglasses so that I can hide my identity and not be recognized for any wrongdoings.

Don't want no one to know who I am
I do not want anyone to know my true identity because of what I have done and how I have acted.

Slam bam wreck of a man
I am a chaotic and reckless person who does not think before acting.

I try to be the best that I am
I try to be the best version of myself, even though I often fall short.

I'll drink whatever is going around
I'll drink whatever is being served, regardless of what it is, to fuel my wild behavior and actions.

And we'll drink em all down
We will drink all of the alcohol that is being served regardless of how much it is.

My sister says that it's a bad way to live
My sister states that I am not living my life well and am making bad decisions and choices.

My mother nags me says I'm living in sin
My mother constantly complains and bothers me about how I live my life and thinks I am doing wrongful things.

I'm trying to drown out all of my pain
I drink and act wildly to try and forget and suppress the pain that I feel inside.

I know I'm ugly, I was born that way
I am aware that I am not attractive and accept this fact without seeking to change it.

If you like, we'll get in a fight
If you want to, we will engage in a physical altercation.

Sore knuckles, another black eye
As a result of getting into a physical fight, I will inevitably have sore knuckles and possibly another black eye.

Once we down sorting em out
Once we finish fighting and sorting out our issues, we will continue to drink together.

We'll drink them all down
We will continue to drink until we have consumed everything that is being served.

Hungover
I will feel ill and uncomfortable the next day as a result of drinking so much alcohol.

Wreak havoc
I will create disorder and chaos through my actions.

I remember I had a girlfriend
I recall that I used to have a girlfriend.

She used to love me, but never again
My ex-girlfriend used to care for me, but now she no longer does due to my poor choices and behavior.

I'm only happy when I couldn't care less
I only feel content and satisfied when I am completely apathetic towards everything and everyone around me.

I like to lead my life in a mess
I prefer to live my life in chaos and disorder, rather than aiming for organization or stability.

Big trouble, head is a muddle
I am in deep trouble and my head is full of confusion and disarray.

Bartender, make it a double
I request that the bartender give me a double amount of alcohol in my drink.

Then let's go and tear up the town
Let's go create chaos and destruction throughout our town.

And we'll drink em all down
We will continue to consume all of the available alcohol.

Nostrovia
A common toast to celebrate while drinking together with friends.