Christmas Day
Squeeze Lyrics


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Mary and Joseph drove into town,
Searching for a place to stay.
The moon was up, and his foot was down
A miracle was on its way.

They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast
Locals, but no one seemed to have any room.
Better find a double room soon!

Chorus:

So where would Christmas be without...
Mary and Joseph?
Moricrimbe And Wise (UK comedians)
Laurel and Hardy? (US comedians)
Cracker Surprise?
Lights on the pine tree?
And more aftershave?
I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day!

They found a place with the neon lights
TV, Pool, and Vacancies
The man at the desk didn't hear them right
When the two of them booked for three.

They watched the TV
And deeply, she thought about the needing
Of the heavens to deliver this way
And it happened on Christmas Day
Christmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay..
Christmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

Chorus

Mary and Joseph were so surprised
With admirers around the crib
There was something in their son's eyes
They identically took one in.

Like a Messiah, and a Fire
Like the tread around a tire
That grip all roads
It's to bond you there.

And it happened on Christmas Day!
Christmas daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Christmas daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.





Chorus, "Not forgetting Jesus.." 8x, Harp and Sleigh Bells fade out.

Overall Meaning

The Squeeze song "Christmas Day" captures the concept of the birth of Jesus and the story of Mary and Joseph traveling to Bethlehem. The song describes the couple's long and fruitless search for a place to stay on their way to the city. The catchy melody tells the story in a lighthearted way, describing how they tried several hotels, motels, and bed-and-breakfasts, but all the rooms were taken. Eventually, they found a place that had a neon sign, a TV, a swimming pool, and vacancies. However, when they went to book a room, the man at the desk made a mistake and booked them for three.


The chorus of the song brings up the idea of what Christmas would be without Mary and Joseph, important comedians, cracker surprises, lights on the pine tree, aftershave, and other familiar holiday traditions. However, the song gives acknowledgment to the fact that the reason for the season is the birth of Jesus on Christmas Day. The verses give homage to the baby's miraculous birth, and how it changed the world forever. The song ends with a repetition of the chorus and fades out with harp and sleigh bells.


Line by Line Meaning

Mary and Joseph drove into town,
Mary and Joseph arrived in town


Searching for a place to stay.
Looking for accommodation


The moon was up, and his foot was down
It was night and they were in a hurry


A miracle was on its way.
Something special was going to happen


They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast
They went to various types of accommodation


Locals, but no one seemed to have any room.
No one had any vacant rooms


Better find a double room soon!
They needed to find accommodation with space for two people


Chorus:
Refrain:


So where would Christmas be without...
This is what Christmas would be without...


Mary and Joseph?
Mary and Joseph's presence


Moricrimbe And Wise (UK comedians)
A specific comedic duo from the UK


Laurel and Hardy? (US comedians)
A specific comedic duo from the US


Cracker Surprise?
A type of festive snack


Lights on the pine tree?
Illuminated decorations on a Christmas tree


And more aftershave?
This is what Christmas would lack in the absence of these things


I'm not forgetting Jesus who was born on Christmas Day!
A reminder of the holiday's religious significance


They found a place with the neon lights
They eventually found a place to stay


TV, Pool, and Vacancies
The accommodation had these amenities


The man at the desk didn't hear them right
There was a communication error with the hotel receptionist


When the two of them booked for three.
When they reserved a room for themselves and their child


They watched the TV
They started using the available entertainment in their room


And deeply, she thought about the needing
Mary reflected on the importance of this situation


Of the heavens to deliver this way
The profound significance of this miracle


And it happened on Christmas Day
This miracle took place on the day of the holiday


Christmas Daaaaaaaaaaaaaay..
Refrain


Mary and Joseph were so surprised
Mary and Joseph were taken aback


With admirers around the crib
People had gathered around the baby Jesus


There was something in their son's eyes
Jesus had a special quality about him


They identically took one in.
They received this message equally


Like a Messiah, and a Fire
Jesus was seen as a savior figure and brought warmth and inspiration


Like the tread around a tire
Like the markings on a wheel


That grip all roads
The path Jesus was to take in life


It's to bond you there.
This situation unites people


And it happened on Christmas Day!
Reiterating that this event occurred on the holiday


Chorus
Refrain


Not forgetting Jesus...
Remembering the religious significance once more


8x
This is repeated eight times


Harp and Sleigh Bells fade out.
A musical interlude fades away




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: CHRISTOPHER HENRY DIFFORD, GLENN MARTIN TILBROOK

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Comments from YouTube:

@Noootification1

This is my favourite christmas song of all time. I heard it for the first time this december since i was around 6 years old. Brought back memories from my childhood christmases :')

@NAIVADA

I don't care much for our XMAS rituals but this band and song are always a pleasure :U

@debbielynn7881

Now this song puts me in the spirit....
always has.....always will.
Way it is.

@NelsonMuntzUK

Squeeze are probably the best band ever....!

@alicesings1971

I love Squeeze. I have them on my i pod. They Rock my World. <3

@lisaholt6385

this record is fantastic by squeeze

@MsShortee240

I've loved this crazy little ditty since I was a tot. This & CHRISTMAS WRAPPING by the Waitresses are quirky Xmas @ their best :-)

@susanbircumshaw8601

Great song 🎵

@jacqueline1598

Oh how I love this...💚

@stevepaul6955

I didn't realize this song was recorded in 1979. It sounds like it could have been recorded today.

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