Vanity Fair
Squeeze Lyrics


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She left her school for the factory
From pocket money to a salary,
From a pac-a-mac to a compact case
And every morning she inspects her face.
She discovers pulling pints in pubs
That the good looks will never cover up for
Her dumbness in taking the stock
Sees her reflection in a butcher's shop.
She finds it all quite rare
That her meat's all vanity fair.

She has her eyes on medallion men
Who get her home on the dot at ten,
She combs her hair when she gets excused
The deal she wants always ends up screwed.
Paints her nails on the bathroom scales
Gargles her breath like a landed whale,
Her beauty is as deep as her skin
Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin.
She poses foot on the chair
Coconut shy but vanity fair.

In her vanity case her compact case
In her compact case her eyes,
Not bad for a sister
But her vanity's fair and her sense of humour's dry.
She comes home late with another screw loose
She swears to have had just a pineapple juice,
Falls asleep fully clothed in her bed
With her makeup remover by her head.




And she might not be all there
But her dream's all vanity fair.

Overall Meaning

The song Vanity Fair by Squeeze is a commentary on the obsession with physical appearance and material possessions, and the societal pressure to conform to certain standards of beauty and success. The verses describe a young woman who has left school and started working in a factory, trading in her childhood belongings for more adult items such as a compact case and makeup. She spends a lot of time on her appearance, inspecting and painting her face, but is ultimately dissatisfied with her job and lack of intelligence. She longs to be with successful, wealthy “medallion men” but always ends up alone or disappointed. The chorus refers to her meat being “vanity fair” - just as the butcher’s cuts are superficial and fleeting, her looks are ultimately not enough and will fade over time.


The second verse continues the theme of the woman’s obsession with her exterior appearance, describing her beauty rituals in detail. She goes through the motions of maintaining her looks but seems to have little else going on in her life. The line “her beauty is as deep as her skin” suggests that the woman’s inner self is not as polished or attractive as her exterior. The final stanza paints a picture of the woman stumbling home after a night out, claiming to have only had a “pineapple juice” but clearly disheveled and not fooling anyone. She falls asleep in her clothes with her makeup remover by her head, implying that her vanity has taken over her entire life and she cannot even be bothered to properly take care of herself.


Overall, Vanity Fair is a cautionary tale about the dangers of getting too caught up in superficial values and the importance of focusing on inner beauty and substance instead.


Line by Line Meaning

She left her school for the factory
She abandoned her education to work in a factory


From pocket money to a salary
She went from receiving pocket money to earning a salary


From a pac-a-mac to a compact case
From a raincoat to a small makeup case


And every morning she inspects her face.
Every day, she scrutinizes her appearance in the mirror


She discovers pulling pints in pubs
Her job as a bartender shows her that good looks won't compensate for incompetence


That the good looks will never cover up for
Physical attractiveness cannot disguise a lack of skills


Her dumbness in taking the stock
She struggles with managing inventory


Sees her reflection in a butcher's shop.
She catches a glimpse of herself in a window display while passing a butcher's shop


She finds it all quite rare
She thinks her situation is unique


That her meat's all vanity fair.
Her existence is shallow and superficial


She has her eyes on medallion men
She is interested in wealthy, successful men


Who get her home on the dot at ten,
Her goal is to be with a man who will escort her home at a specific time


She combs her hair when she gets excused
She takes the opportunity to groom herself in private moments


The deal she wants always ends up screwed.
She can never attain what she desires


Paints her nails on the bathroom scales
She multitasks while painting her nails, weighing herself simultaneously


Gargles her breath like a landed whale,
She over-compensates for bad breath by gargling excessively, similar to a beached whale


Her beauty is as deep as her skin
Her physical attractiveness only extends to the surface level


Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin.
She stores her beauty products in a tin used for tobacco


She poses foot on the chair
She adopts a coquettish posture


Coconut shy but vanity fair.
She positions herself as timid, but in reality, she is quite narcissistic


In her vanity case her compact case
Her makeup case contains another makeup case


In her compact case her eyes,
Her eye makeup is contained within her small makeup case


Not bad for a sister
She is attractive, all things considered


But her vanity's fair and her sense of humour's dry.
She is vain and lacks a good sense of humor


She comes home late with another screw loose
She returns home in a state of disarray


She swears to have had just a pineapple juice,
She claims to have only consumed fruit juice


Falls asleep fully clothed in her bed
She is so exhausted that she falls asleep in her clothing


With her makeup remover by her head.
She keeps her makeup remover near her head while sleeping


And she might not be all there
She is not fully aware of her situation


But her dream's all vanity fair.
Her aspirations are solely focused on superficiality and aesthetic improvement




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: CHRISTOPHER DIFFORD, GLENN TILBROOK

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