Steel Pant… Read Full Bio ↴In 2008, Metal Skool changed their name to Steel Panther.
Steel Panther is a Los Angeles, California based glam metal parody band founded by former LA Guns vocalist Ralph Saenz (Michael Starr). Originally formed as "Metal Skool" and "Metal Shop" they're known for their energetic live show, the longest running metal show on the Sunset Strip. On stage, the band both pays tribute to and lampoons the heyday of 80's glam metal. The band's between-song comedy includes jests at conflict between band members, discussions of drugs, sex, and improvised humor with the crowd.
Current Line up:
Vocals: Michael Starr aka Ralph Saenz
Guitars: Satchel
Drums: Stix Zadinia
17 Girls In a Row
Steel Panther Lyrics
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I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yeah yes I did
The very next day I told the guys, they flipped me off and said that's all lies
Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe
I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
What a dirty hoe
I banged seventeen girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, no
They had to mop all sperm in aisle three and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky
When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head
I don't lie about the girls I screw, they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true
I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did
Seventeen girls in a row
Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole
Seventeen girls in a row
When I was done, they were begging for more
I fucked seventeen girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee
I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to pray
Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the devil will know
I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
Woo sweet, young, juicy pussy
I fucked seventeen girls in a row
Hop on that cameltoe
I fucked seventeen girls in a row
The lyrics to Steel Panther's "17 Girls In a Row" are pretty self-explanatory. The lead vocalist describes his sexual exploits with 17 different girls in a row, each encounter becoming increasingly outrageous and depraved. He brags about having sex with them all, including in a grocery store and at a trailer park. He even includes details about the mess he left behind, such as a "wet spot" on the bed and ejaculate in aisle three of the grocery store. Despite the reactions of his bandmates, who call him out for lying, he continues to proudly claim his sexual escapades.
One possible interpretation of the song is that it satirizes the hyper-masculine, sexually aggressive behavior that is often celebrated in rock and roll culture. The lead singer's braggadocio and disregard for his partners' pleasure could be seen as a commentary on the objectification of women in that subculture. The over-the-top nature of the lyrics also suggests that the song is not meant to be taken seriously, but rather as a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the excesses of the genre.
Line by Line Meaning
I fucked seventeen girls in a row last night and ten of them gave me head
I engaged in sexual activity with 17 individuals in succession, and 10 of them performed oral sex on me.
I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yeah yes I did
I left a large, visible stain on the bed from sexual activity, and compensated the housekeeping staff handsomely to remove the evidence.
The very next day I told the guys, they flipped me off and said that's all lies
I excitedly shared my sexual exploits with my peers, but they did not believe me and dismissed my claims outright.
Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe
I was frustrated and upset that my bandmates Stix and Lexxi did not believe my story about sleeping with numerous women.
I banged seventeen girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, no
I engaged in sexual activity with 17 women in a supermarket, and maintained an erection throughout the entire experience.
They had to mop all sperm in aisle three and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky
My sexual activity caused a mess in the grocery store, including the need to clean up semen and feces in specific sections of the store.
When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head
Upon sharing my experience with my bandmates, they expressed disbelief and thought I was lying or delusional.
I don't lie about the girls I screw, they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true
I maintain that my sexual experiences are authentic and truthful, and those who doubt me do so out of jealousy or disbelief.
When I was done, they were begging for more
After engaging in sexual activity with me, the women I was with desired to continue or repeat the experience.
I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to pray
Upon showing my penis, the women I was with knelt down in a suggestive manner, as if they were preparing to engage in sexual activity or worship me.
Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
I had sex with the women quickly and without much foreplay or intimacy, then proceeded to thank a higher power in a comedic or ironic manner.
Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the devil will know
I acknowledge that my actions may lead to negative consequences in the afterlife, but I am confident that even Satan himself will be aware of my sexual exploits.
Woo sweet, young, juicy pussy
I express excitement and enthusiasm about the sexual organs of my partners.
Hop on that cameltoe
I use crude humor and suggestive language to describe female anatomy and engage in sexual activity.
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: Darren Leader, Ralph Saenz, Russell Parrish, Travis Haley
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Rin Wesley
I just want music like this to come back and dominate.
Confuser Company
But tiktok say "hi" and destroy your hope
Thales Braga
Why do you need it dominating?
Confuser Company
@Thales Braga cuz nowadays music tear our ears appart
Enward Snowman
Hell yeah dude
JarlEardwulf
@Thales Braga Because the music that normies like in todays day & age is objectively garbage
Rob Young
If anybody reading this gets chance, go and see Steel Panther play this song live! I just saw them headline the 2nd stage at Download Festival 2022 where they brought on at least 100 or so women from the crowd. Lots of them flashed too 👀 Best show ever!
miranda geist
plus that guy in the wedding dress😂😂
Rob Young
@miranda geist 199 girls and one dubious girl in a row!
Heretic
Ayy I was at that show