Steel Pant… Read Full Bio ↴In 2008, Metal Skool changed their name to Steel Panther.
Steel Panther is a Los Angeles, California based glam metal parody band founded by former LA Guns vocalist Ralph Saenz (Michael Starr). Originally formed as "Metal Skool" and "Metal Shop" they're known for their energetic live show, the longest running metal show on the Sunset Strip. On stage, the band both pays tribute to and lampoons the heyday of 80's glam metal. The band's between-song comedy includes jests at conflict between band members, discussions of drugs, sex, and improvised humor with the crowd.
Current Line up:
Vocals: Michael Starr aka Ralph Saenz
Guitars: Satchel
Drums: Stix Zadinia
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
Steel Panther Lyrics
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!!!
Woah!!
I went down on her last night
From what I understand baby that's alright
I didn't screw her and that's the truth but I eat that vagina through and through
She rocked my stick and I blew my load
I love you better than all the rest but eating out weekly I can't resist
So if you want to come with me, I'll show you what I mean
Eatin ain't cheatin
I don't know what your talking about
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know that sucking ain't fucking
Eatin ain't cheatin
Now I'm just a man in a band
I'm eatin out the bitches as fast as I can
Licky clitty clitty
Tonging that twat
Its finger licking good
Baby why should I stop
If you want to have a seat I'll clear a place on my face yeah
Eatin ain't cheatin
I'm backstage only using my mouth
Eatin ain't cheatin
Baby munchings jusy lunching yeah
Uhhhhh (licking sound)
Ummmm Yeah
Now Licky!!!!!
(Guitar Solo)
It doesn't make me unfaith unless I'm laying down the cable (cable cable)
Ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know sucking ain't fucking
Eating ain't cheatin
I'm telling all the girls around the world
Eatin
Eatin ain't cheatin
Eatin
Eatin ain't cheatin
The Steel Panther song 'Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'' is a humorous take on the idea of fidelity in relationships, with the main character explaining how he enjoys performing oral sex on his partner but does not see it as a form of infidelity because he is not engaging in penetrative sex. The song celebrates the act of cunnilingus and is written from a male perspective, with the singer boasting about his abilities to pleasure women in this way. The chorus is a catchy, repeated phrase that reinforces the idea that eating out is not equivalent to cheating on one's partner.
The lyrics of the song are extremely explicit and contain references to sexual acts that some may find offensive. However, the song is meant to be a comedic take on relationships and the ways in which people often justify their actions to themselves and others. While the song may not be to everyone's taste, it has become a fan favorite for those who appreciate Steel Panther's over-the-top humor and high-energy music.
Line by Line Meaning
I went down on her last night
I performed oral sex on her
From what I understand baby that's alright
I assume it's not cheating because no intercourse occurred
I didn't screw her and that's the truth but I eat that vagina through and through
I did not have sex with her, although I did perform oral sex for an extended period of time
She rocked my stick and I blew my load
She stimulated my penis and I reached orgasm
But right after, honey, I came home
Afterwards, I immediately returned home
I love you better than all the rest but eating out weekly I can't resist
I love you more than anyone else, but I cannot resist the temptation of performing oral sex on other women on a weekly basis
So if you want to come with me, I'll show you what I mean
If you are interested, I can demonstrate my technique for performing oral sex
Eatin ain't cheatin
Performing oral sex is not considered cheating
I don't know what your talking about
I disagree with your position on this matter
You should know that sucking ain't fucking
Performing oral sex is different from having sexual intercourse
Now I'm just a man in a band
I am simply a musician
I'm eatin out the bitches as fast as I can
I am performing oral sex on women as quickly as possible
Licky clitty clitty
I am licking the clitoris
Tonging that twat
I am using my tongue to stimulate the vagina
Its finger licking good
It tastes good
Baby why should I stop
I see no reason to stop
If you want to have a seat I'll clear a place on my face yeah
If you want to sit on my face, I will make room for you
Baby munchings jusy lunching yeah
I am simply enjoying the taste of the female genitalia
It doesn't make me unfaith unless I'm laying down the cable (cable cable)
Performing oral sex does not constitute infidelity, only having intercourse does
You should know sucking ain't fucking
Performing oral sex is different from having sexual intercourse
Eating ain't cheatin
Performing oral sex is not considered cheating
I'm telling all the girls around the world
I am informing women worldwide
Eatin
Performing oral sex
Eatin ain't cheatin
Performing oral sex is not considered cheating
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: Darren Leader, Ralph Saenz, Russell Parrish, Travis Haley
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@IronOrePickaxe
They might be a comedy band, but they do write amazing songs. This is an amazing song.
@revdraco
Definitely some astounding musical talent - better than anything else put out in the 21st Century.
The best hair metal of the not-80s. . .
@thesecdef4865
If you ever see them live, obviously their stage show is fuckin hilarious as as entertaining as can be. But they sound awesome, too. Hit every not and sound almost like right off the album.
@vitsobotka6268
The lyrics are always comedic masterpieces and the music is of immense quality and skill
They are literally great musicians
@Icedsymphony7
That main riff in the intro is such a fantastic tribute to 'unchained' by van halen but it still stands on its own and is its own thing
@sonykroket
Perfect comment.
@constructivecritique4049
I wish everybody got to experience the 80's. Especially if you played in a band back then. Wild, wild, wild times.
@travisch3877
Great fucking times bro
@adamwarlock8263
such a limited grasp of time travel, i scoff at the
@MrMItzi-cc3xo
no worries, i'm having a pretty wild time nowdays in my band