Steel Pant… Read Full Bio ↴In 2008, Metal Skool changed their name to Steel Panther.
Steel Panther is a Los Angeles, California based glam metal parody band founded by former LA Guns vocalist Ralph Saenz (Michael Starr). Originally formed as "Metal Skool" and "Metal Shop" they're known for their energetic live show, the longest running metal show on the Sunset Strip. On stage, the band both pays tribute to and lampoons the heyday of 80's glam metal. The band's between-song comedy includes jests at conflict between band members, discussions of drugs, sex, and improvised humor with the crowd.
Current Line up:
Vocals: Michael Starr aka Ralph Saenz
Guitars: Satchel
Drums: Stix Zadinia
Fucking My Heart in the Ass
Steel Panther Lyrics
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It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain
but it thinks that you're being too mean
And it don't have legs, which is sad
'Cause it can't run away when you treat it bad
And if the damn thing had a mouth I'm sure it would say
Oh yeah
Gotta stop fucking Gotta stop fucking
Fucking my heart in the ass
Won't you please stop fucking my heart in the ass
Oh won't you please stop fucking my heart
You can kick me as hard as you want in the left ventricle
You can bite like a bitch with your teeth on my aortic arch
But I won't even flinch not an inch
It would be a cinch when compared to the
pain of the emotional boner you shoved in my heart's ass today
Oh yeah
Girl you never stop fucking
Never stop fucking
Never stop fucking
Fucking my heart in the ass
Won't you please stop fucking my heart in the ass
Oh yeah,
Won't you please stop fucking my heart
Fucking y heart in the ass
Baby can't you see this is starting to look like an epic fail
My heart's ass is starting to feel like it spent a week in jail
'Cause you're fucking my heart
Fucking my heart
Fucking my heart in the ass
The lyrics to Steel Panther's song "Fucking My Heart in the Ass" are quite literal - it's a raunchy ballad about heartbreak and emotional pain. The song is written from the perspective of someone whose heart feels like it is being treated poorly and taken advantage of in a sexual way. The heart is personified as a creature with feelings, despite the fact that it's just a muscle that pumps blood. The singer laments that the heart doesn't have legs to run away from abuse, nor a mouth to speak up against it. The chorus pleads for the abuser (presumably an ex-girlfriend or partner) to stop "fucking [the singer's] heart in the ass" and causing emotional distress.
The verses paint vivid imagery of the physical and emotional pain that the heart is enduring. The abuser can kick and bite at the heart, but it won't hurt as much as the emotional "boner" (hard-on) that the abuser has for causing pain. The last verse is perhaps the most desperate, with the singer describing the situation as an "epic fail" and the heart feeling like it's been in jail. The repetition of "fucking my heart" in the chorus drives home the point that this person's emotional pain feels like a violation.
Overall, the lyrics to "Fucking My Heart in the Ass" are intentionally vulgar and over-the-top, but beneath the shock value lies a relatable tale of emotional vulnerability and abuse.
Line by Line Meaning
The heart is cool
Despite lacking a brain, our heart is an amazing organ.
It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain
The heart is a complex and incredibly powerful organ, yet it lacks the ability to think for itself.
but it thinks that you're being too mean
Although the heart lacks a brain, it still has the capacity to perceive emotional pain.
And it don't have legs, which is sad
Being an organ, the heart doesn't have the physical ability to run away from hurtful treatment.
'Cause it can't run away when you treat it bad
The heart is undeserving of maltreatment, but it is physically powerless to protect itself.
And if the damn thing had a mouth I'm sure it would say
If the heart had a voice, it would express the pain caused by abusive behavior.
Oh yeah
An expression of frustration and exasperation.
That you gotta stop fucking
The mistreatment of the heart must end.
Gotta stop fucking Gotta stop fucking Gotta stop fucking
Repeated plea to stop causing emotional pain.
Fucking my heart in the ass
Describing the physical and emotional pain caused by someone's behavior.
Won't you please stop fucking my heart in the ass
Urgent appeal to stop causing pain and emotional distress.
You can kick me as hard as you want in the left ventricle
Describing physical pain in comparison to emotional pain.
You can bite like a bitch with your teeth on my aortic arch
The singer is attempting to illustrate the mental image of someone's hurtful behavior.
But I won't even flinch not an inch
The singer is saying that physical pain is much more bearable than the emotional pain they are experiencing.
It would be a cinch when compared to the pain of the emotional boner you shoved in my heart's ass today
Describing the magnitude of emotional trauma caused by someone's mistreatment.
Girl you never stop fucking
Expressing frustration that the mistreatment continues.
Never stop fucking Never stop fucking Fucking my heart in the ass
Repeated plea to stop causing emotional pain.
Won't you please stop fucking my heart in the ass
Urgent appeal to stop causing pain and emotional distress.
Oh yeah
An expression of frustration and exasperation.
Won't you please stop fucking my heart
A plea to the person causing the emotional pain to stop.
Fucking y heart in the ass
Describing the physical and emotional pain caused by someone's behavior.
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: Darren Leader, Ralph Saenz, Russell Parrish, Travis Haley
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
Kimson Robinson
I seriously thought Danny was joking about this song... but whatever, THIS SHIT ROCKS!
Mitchery
It's also really funny at the same time.
Ode To My Self Esteem
I'm so glad I'm not the only one here because of Danny.
Damien Scott
Who is Danny?
Kalepherion
what a gift for lyrics, clever beyond measure yet again. the music is....solid, powerful, and catchy. great job from one of the best bans out there.
Leviathan Soul
I'm really trying not to break down laughing at this. It's great and all, but it's just so odd hearing a chorus go "Fucking my heart in the ass."
George Lowe
Talk about underated... The riffs, the lyrics, the bass and the sing along. Play this live please!
Cheyenne Fortner
This is the kind of song I wish was 8 minutes long lol. I'd totally listen it over and over still
Philip Weber
My god these guys are great!!!
JIMJAMSC
Most of what I have heard is going to really shine live.