It Won't Suck Itself
Steel Panther Lyrics


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Woah
Let's go
Listen up

Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show
We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you
Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound

A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself

Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be with us
I can feel the swelling getting worse
'Cause it won't suck itself

No it won't

We did a show in Panama all through the fucking night
Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit
I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit

A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself

Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it up)
Holy shit, it's getting worse
I don't want to wind up in a hearse
But it won't suck itself

Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be with us
I can feel the swelling getting worse
'Cause it won't suck itself
It won't suck itself
It won't suck itself





Alright
Baby I feel so good, yeah woo unh

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Steel Panther's song "It Won't Suck Itself" describe two separate incidents where the lead singer, Michael Starr, gets bitten by a dangerous animal below the belt and requires urgent assistance to remove the venom. The first incident involves a rattlesnake, where he instructs a woman to use her mouth to suck the venom out, as spitting it out could cause choking. In the second incident, he gets bitten by a scorpion, and again asks for assistance to relieve the swelling caused by the venom.


The lyrics of the song are laced with sexual innuendos, with the phrase "it won't suck itself" referring to the act of fellatio, and the use of animal bites as a euphemism for sexually transmitted infections. The overall tone of the song is playful and humorous, with the band members poking fun at their rockstar lifestyle and promiscuous behavior.


The song was released as part of Steel Panther's third studio album, "Balls Out," in 2011. It was written by the band members Michael Starr, Satchel, Lexxi Foxx, and Stix Zadinia. Despite its controversial and sexual nature, the song gained popularity through its catchy chorus and energetic guitar riffs.


Line by Line Meaning

Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show
Steel Panther band members, Michael Starr and Satchel, went to a show in San Diego


We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you
Michael Starr seduced a female fan at the concert


Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
Michael Starr had rough sex with the female fan in a dirty location


I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound
During sex, Michael Starr was bitten by a snake on his genitals


A six-foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt
Michael Starr was bitten by a large rattlesnake on his genitals


Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself
Michael Starr is asking the female to perform oral sex on him to remove the venom


We did a show in Panama all through the fucking night
Steel Panther played a concert in Panama that lasted all night


Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
Steel Panther played an amazing show in Panama similar to Aerosmith concerts from the 1980s


I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit
Michael Starr took a different female fan to the dressing room for sex and romance


I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit
Michael Starr was bitten by a scorpion in his genitals during sex


A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
Michael Starr was bitten by an angry scorpion on his genitals


I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself
Michael Starr is asking the female to perform oral sex to remove the venom again


Holy shit, it's getting worse
Michael Starr's condition is worsening due to the venom, causing him to panic


I don't want to wind up in a hearse
Michael Starr fears that he may die if he doesn't receive help soon


Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out)
Michael Starr is telling the female to use her mouth to remove the venom


You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
The female must swallow the venom to remove it


I need you to be with us
Michael Starr needs the female's help to survive


I can feel the swelling getting worse
Michael Starr's condition is becoming more severe


'Cause it won't suck itself
Michael Starr reiterates that he needs the female's help to remove the venom


It won't suck itself
Michael Starr emphasizes that the female needs to perform oral sex to remove the venom




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: CHAD KROEGER, RALPH M SAENZ, RUSSELL J PARRISH, HALEY TRAVIS, DARREN LEADER

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Lyrics:

Woah
Let's go
Listen up

Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego show
We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you
Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound

A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself

Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be with us
I can feel the swelling getting worse
'Cause it won't suck itself

No it won't

We did a show in Panama all through the fucking night
Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit
I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit

A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself

Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it up)
Holy shit, it's getting worse
I don't want to wind up in a hearse
But it won't suck itself

Time to use your mouth (just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out (right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be with us
I can feel the swelling getting worse
'Cause it won't suck itself
It won't suck itself
It won't suck itself

Alright
Baby I feel so good, yeah woo unh



All comments from YouTube:

@TrouvatkiDePercusion

I am so exceedingly glad that these guys exist.

@c2cooler2

ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'm even more glad that I "get" them!

@cjanowsk

They are necessary

@bentertainment6932

This song actually got me blown this morning! THANK YOU STEEL PANTHER!!!!!

@OMGVinDiesel

Chad Kroger has such a good voice, I love Steel Panther and when they get guests to sing with them. Really makes things come together

@boryskaczmarek983

Man, i've been looking for info who is a second singer in this piece for so fkn long. Thank you

@alangreig4261

I thought that was him! New favourite song time

@matthewsherman1450

This is one of their best songs. This guitar riff kicks ass.

@MetalHead4Life94

Funny how Steel Panther a parody band is better then alot of "real" bands out today

@pavhellsplays1272

Man this band is just epic. Yes it is glam metal band but it doesn't matter. It's very hard to play it on guitar on drumms and on bass guitar too and Michael Star's vocals are awesome sooo yes they're pretty good.

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