Party Like Tomorrow Is the End of the World
Steel Panther Lyrics

Have sex (yeah!)
Engage in sexual activities with females.

With every female of the species he say
Have sex with every female of every species.

The end is near (yeah!)
The world is coming to an end soon.

So don't you worry about the hiv
Don't worry about contracting HIV during sexual activities.

Get drunk (yeah!)
Drink excessively until you're intoxicated.

Till you puke all over the floor
Drink until you vomit on the floor.

We're gonna die tomorrow
The world is ending soon.

So let's get hammered like never before
Drink more than you ever have before.

The clock is runnin' down, you see
Time is running out for us.

You gotta do the things you wanna do
You need to do the things you've always wanted to do.

Bone your step-sister
Engage in sexual activities with your step-sister.

Grab her by the horn
Grab your step-sister by the horn to initiate sexual activities.

Find some horny cougars
Find some sexually active older women.

And shoot some cougar porn, baby
Record pornographic videos with said older women.

Make love (yeah!)
Have sex with different animals.

With a sheep, or cow or a goose
Perform sexual activities with a sheep, cow or goose.

I know your wondering what it feels like
You're curious as to what it would feel like.

So take off your pants and get loose
Remove your pants and engage in sexual activities.

Rob a bank or hijack a plane
Commit crimes like robbing banks or hijacking planes.

We got nothin' (yeah!)
We have nothing to lose.

So get balls out retarded insane, yeah!
Go completely insane and do whatever comes to mind.

Time is runnin' out you say
Time is running out for us.

You gotta try the stuff you wanna try
You need to try out things you've always wanted to.

Multijump from a 747
Jump from a flying airplane.

Poke a silverblack gorilla in the eye
Irritate or poke a silverback gorilla in the eye.

The end of the world is comin'
The world is coming to an end soon.

What are we gonna do?
What are we going to do about it?

You should be comin' too!
You should also be participating in these activities.

Let's all party (cum into your anus!)
Let's all get together and have fun (with explicit sexual activities stated).

Like tomorrow is the end of the world
Act as if the world is ending tomorrow.

(Hop on my doggy now!)
Ride my dog like a horse.

(ahhh yeah!)
Expressing excitement and pleasure.

Party freakin' hardy
Party as hard as possible.

Tomorrow is the end of the world!
The world is ending tomorrow.