The Shocker
Steel Panther Lyrics

Extra, extra, read all about it
Listen up, I have something important to tell you

I wanna show you guys something new
I have an exciting new technique to share with you

Now if you're having trouble just getting a boner
If you're finding it hard to get an erection

Here's something cool that'll work for you
I have a cool solution that will help you with that

It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
This technique is much better than a Dirty Sanchez

Some would say that it's a bit extreme
Some may find this technique a little extreme

Close your eyes and spread your legs now
Get ready for this technique, spread your legs and close your eyes

What I'm about to do will make you scream
This technique will definitely get a reaction from you

You better lube it up
Make sure to apply some lubrication

'Cause it's easier to get it deeper in
It will be easier to penetrate deeper with lubrication

In her hole 'til she screams
Penetrate her until she screams

Two in the pink and one in the stink
Insert two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus

That's called the shocker
This technique is famously known as the "shocker"

Give her the shocker
Perform the shocker on her

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
It's easy to find girls that are really into this technique

In any city or any town
You can find girls into this technique in any place

You can spot a rookie who's been using the shocker
You can easily identify someone who has been using the shocker recently

He walks around with a pinkie that's brown
A sign that someone has been using this technique is a brown stained pinkie

When ya do too much booger sugar
When you've consumed a lot of cocaine

And your hot meat stick won't stand
When you can't get an erection

Add your middle finger to a fist of metal
Add your middle finger to a clenched fist

And spread the shocker all across the land
Use the shocker technique far and wide

It's time to raise your hands
It's time to celebrate this technique

And salute the movement that rocks all girls
Celebrate this technique for the enjoyment of all girls

You won't learn this at school
This technique is not something you learn in school

So pay attention here
So listen up, I'll explain it to you

You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
You can perform this technique anywhere

Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
You can even do it in an alley behind a bar

Here it comes
Get ready, here comes the shocker!

Shock, shock, shocker
Spoken sounds representing the shocker technique

Come on and shock her
Go ahead and shock her with this technique

220 volts of heavy metal power
A metaphorical representation of the powerful nature of this technique

Inside your vagina, baby, and your butthole too
This technique involves penetration of both the vagina and anus