Fat Girl
Steel Panther (Metal Skool) Lyrics

I saw her drinking beer
I noticed the woman drinking a beer

Eatin' peanuts by the bar
She was consuming peanuts at the bar

I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
The singer was in need and realized that the woman owned a vehicle

She said her name was Debbie
The woman introduced herself as Debbie

She was a friend Jenny Creggs
Debbie knew Jenny Creggs

She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
Debbie had large breasts but bad breath

I know your hungry
The singer knows that the woman is hungry

I can see it in your eyes
He can tell by looking at her eyes

Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries
Debbie seems to be attracted to the singer

I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
He wants to bring the woman to his home

And squirt my baby gravy all over your face yeaaahh!!!
He wants to ejaculate on her face

Fat girl
The song's title and recurring lyric

She everything I wanted and more
Debbie is what the singer desires

She can't fit through the door
Her size is large enough that she struggles to fit through doorways

Woooooah woooooah Thar she blows
Sound effect-like transition

I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
The singer wishes to validate his emotions to Debbie

So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
He intends to purchase her many Happy Meals from McDonald's

I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
He'll refrain from making fun of her physique if he's granted access to her body

I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaahhh
He wants to engage in sexual activity with her

Fat girl Is riding my jock again
Debbie is engaging in sexual contact with the singer once more

Is snacking on my cock againnnnn (ouch don't bite)
She is giving the singer oral sex

My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
His friends believe he's lost his vision

Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
The woman has cellulite on her posterior

Even though some people point and laugh at us
Despite the ridicule they receive from others

You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a busssss
She could defeat the ones teasing them because of her size

Fat girl I can't believe your eating again
Debbie is consuming food once more

Fat girl Where does your neck begin
The woman's body is so large that her neck isn't prominent

Put my hotdog into your heart
He wants to have sex with her

Your really really tons of fat
Debbie's weight is abundantly excessive

Your my fat fat girl
The singer again refers to the woman as his desired partner

You know I really love you
He genuinely feels affection for her

Cause you my fat fat girl
She is his desired partner once again

Woahhh Come here baby where you going
He wants to keep her near

(mooooo) Your a cow
He makes a dehumanizing mooing noise and labels her a cow

Come here baby hey I love you
He once again reminds her of his love

I can't live without you
He insists that he cannot exist without her

Come here Come here
He's still attempting to keep her close