Bad Sneakers
Steely Dan Lyrics


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Five names that I can hardly stand to hear
Including yours and mine
And one more chimp who isn't here
I can see the ladies talking
How the times are getting hard
And that fearsome excavation
On Magnolia Boulevard
Yes I'm going insane
And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Well I'm so alone
Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Pina Colada my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

You fellah, you tearin' up the street
You wear that white tuxedo
How you gonna beat the heat
Do you take me for a fool
Do you think that I don't see
That ditch out in the valley
That they're digging just for me

Yes I've gone insane
You know I'm laughing at the frozen rain
I feel like I'm so alone
Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Pina Colada my friend
Stompin' on the avenue
By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

You know I'm going insane
Yes I'm laughing at the frozen rain
And I'm so alone
Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Pina Colada my friend
Stompin' on the avenue




By Radio City with a
Transistor and a large sum of money to spend

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Steely Dan's song Bad Sneakers are complex and layered, referencing various themes and ideas throughout. The singer begins by acknowledging five names that they can hardly bear to hear, including their own and a chimp who is not present. The implication here is that the singer is struggling with self-identity and societal pressures. They then observe a group of women discussing the difficulties of the times and an excavation taking place on Magnolia Boulevard, suggestive of larger social or political issues.


The singer then acknowledges that they are going insane but finding humor in their situation, laughing at the frozen rain. They express a sense of loneliness and longing to be sent home. And yet, they seem to find some solace or distraction in their bad sneakers and a Pina Colada, enjoying the simple pleasures of life despite their inner turmoil. The reference to Radio City and a transistor, as well as the suggestion of a large sum of money, suggests a desire for escape or distraction from the pressures of the world.


Overall, the song is a poignant reflection on the complexities of the human experience, combining humor, irony, and social commentary to create a rich and textured world.


Line by Line Meaning

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear
There are five names that I absolutely abhor hearing


Including yours and mine
Including my own name and the name of the person singing this song


And one more chimp who isn't here
And another person who is not present whom I dislike


I can see the ladies talking
I can observe women conversing


How the times are getting hard
The difficult times that we live in are being discussed by the women


And that fearsome excavation
The dreaded digging operation


On Magnolia Boulevard
Taking place on a specific street called Magnolia Boulevard


Yes I'm going insane
The artist is starting to lose their mind


And I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Despite this, the artist finds humor in the cold precipitation


Well I'm so alone
The artist feels extremely isolated


Honey when they gonna send me home
Expressing the desire to be sent back to where the singer considers home


Bad sneakers and a Pina Colada my friend
The artist is wearing unappealing footwear and drinking a tropical drink


Stompin' on the avenue
Walking on a busy street with forceful steps


By Radio City with a
Located close to a famous entertainment venue called Radio City


Transistor and a large sum of money to spend
Possessing a handheld radio and a hefty amount of spending cash


You fellah, you tearin' up the street
Addressing another person causing commotion on the street


You wear that white tuxedo
Commenting on the other person's fashion choice


How you gonna beat the heat
Questioning how the person intends to stay cool in warm weather


Do you take me for a fool
Asking if the person speaking is being taken advantage of


Do you think that I don't see
Questioning whether the other person believes that the artist is not informed


That ditch out in the valley
Referring to a hole dug in a nearby area


That they're digging just for me
Speculating that the hole was made specifically for the artist's benefit/punishment


Yes I've gone insane
The singer's mental state continues to deteriorate


You know I'm laughing at the frozen rain
Despite this, the artist still finds humor in the cold precipitation


And I'm so alone
The singer still feels extremely isolated


Honey when they gonna send me home
Reiterating the desire to be sent back to the singer's perceived home


Bad sneakers and a Pina Colada my friend
Repeating the unappealing footwear and tropical drink combination


Stompin' on the avenue
Repeating the forceful walking on a busy street


By Radio City with a
Repeating the proximity to Radio City


Transistor and a large sum of money to spend
Repeating the possession of a handheld radio and considerable cash




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DONALD JAY FAGEN, WALTER CARL BECKER

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