Witch Mountain Bridge
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks Lyrics


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In better times
A spell could save you
The wine that we threw into a chasm
Came right back to you

Now it's all so straight and narrow
And the skeptics rule the nation
The servants scream
"always wear black"

The stupid sin
Pneumatic witch caves
Give you astute impression
Of the realms of the magic arts

Yes, it's all over your head
So enjoy the dim vacation
A sermon reads
"never wear black"

There is no now
You can tape that to your deviled brow
Time came before the end my lord
Explain your cattle call
What we need is a soft second serve
Of your fine approximations





Shepherd read
Always wear black

Overall Meaning

The song “Witch Mountain Bridge” by Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks seems to be a nostalgic reflection about a time when magic and spells were considered a legitimate means of solving problems. The first verse refers to this belief by saying “in better times, a spell could save you” and how wine that was thrown into a chasm would magically return to the person who threw it. However, the lyrics then shift to the present and how everything is now “straight and narrow” and how the skeptic’s rule the nation. The servant’s advice to “always wear black” is another reference to the idea of magic and witchcraft.


The next verse continues the theme of magic, as the lyrics describe “pneumatic witch caves” that provide an “astute impression of the realms of the magic arts”. This imagery suggests that there was once a time when people believed in the existence of witches and their powers. The last part of the verse again references the idea of “never wear black” as a way of avoiding negative forces or bad luck. The chorus is somewhat ambiguous, but it seems to suggest that time is more cyclical than linear, and that there is no real present moment to live in. The final lines about the shepherd reading “always wear black” is likely a metaphor for the way people often cling to superstitions or outdated beliefs even when they don’t have any real basis in reality.


Line by Line Meaning

In better times
A reference to the past when people believed in spells and magic that could save them from danger.


A spell could save you
Refers to the belief that spells and potions had magical powers to protect people from harm.


The wine that we threw into a chasm
A reference to people throwing wine or other offerings into chasms as part of a ritual to appease the gods.


Came right back to you
Belief that whatever offering or sacrifice made to the gods would be returned to the person as a blessing.


Now it's all so straight and narrow
Refers to the current time when people no longer believe in spells or magic and follow a rigid, conventional way of life.


And the skeptics rule the nation
Refers to the power of skepticism and rational thinking over superstition and magic in modern times.


The servants scream
Refers to desperate people who still believe in magic and wear black as a symbol of mourning or protection.


"always wear black"
Advice given by magical servants to their masters as a way of warding off evil spirits.


The stupid sin
Refers to people who dismiss magic and witchcraft as foolish or sinful without understanding its true power.


Pneumatic witch caves
Refers to the hidden places witches use to practice their magic which are invisible to the ordinary eye.


Give you astute impression
Makes the observer understand the reality and significance of magical practices.


Of the realms of the magic arts
Refers to the magical kingdoms and dimensions where witches draw their power from.


Yes, it's all over your head
Refers to the belief that magic and its powers are beyond the understanding of rational minds.


So enjoy the dim vacation
Acknowledges that understanding the true power of magic requires time and patience.


A sermon reads
Words of wisdom intended to guide believers in their spiritual journey.


"never wear black"
Indicates a reversal of advice given to believers to represent their rejection of the magical way of life.


There is no now
A reference to the timelessness of magical practices which are not bound by the limits of time and space.


You can tape that to your deviled brow
An admonishment to non-believers that they will pay for their skepticism in the afterlife.


Time came before the end my lord
Refers to the cyclical nature of time and how the present is affected by the past and future.


Explain your cattle call
Challenge to skeptics to explain their conventional way of life and how it is better than the magical way.


What we need is a soft second serve
Request for an explanation of their beliefs and a demonstration of their understanding of the magical way of life.


Of your fine approximations
Request for the skeptics to provide better explanations for their beliefs that are backed by reason and experience.


Shepherd read
Guidance from wise religious leaders who encourage people to follow their conventional way of life.


Always wear black
Advice to non-believers to follow the symbolic way of life that represents their rejection of the magical way.




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