Bartender and the Thief
Stereophonics Lyrics


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When you think about it
He's watching every word you say, yeah
Say yeah
And when he's sussed you out
He calls her up and out she comes and hustles
Us

Long digging
Gone fishing
Love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

He watched the lesbian talk
She kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust
Crushed
He couldn't make the call
His eyes were gripped on licking tongues
Enough's enough
Failed for once

Long digging
Gone fishing
Love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

Long digging
Gone fishing
Love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

Saved what they stole to meet at the altar
Place where they first set eyes on each other
Flew to the sun to start life all over
Set up a bar and robbed all the locals

Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo




Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo
Doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of the song "Bartender and the Thief" by Stereophonics tell the story of an unlikely love affair between a bartender and a thief. The first verse describes how the bartender has some sort of connection with someone who is spying on him and reports to her when he is suspicious of something. The next verse describes how the thief steals what they need and behave like siblings. The chorus proclaims that they met in church and took things to a new level by robbing graves.


The second verse tells the story of the thief watching a lesbian proposition a bartender and getting in on the action. However, the thief couldn't make the call himself because he was too busy watching the action. In the final verse, the two main characters save the things they have stolen, meet at the altar, and fly off to start a new life together. They open up a bar and proceed to rob everyone in town. The meaning of the song is unclear, but it could be about a dangerous love affair or people who are willing to go to great lengths to get what they want.


Line by Line Meaning

When you think about it
Reflecting on the situation


He's watching every word you say, yeah
He is very attentive to your every word


Say yeah
Agree with him


And when he's sussed you out
When he has figured you out


He calls her up and out she comes and hustles
He calls his accomplice and together they perform their theft


Us
Their potential victims


Long digging
Struggling for a long time


Gone fishing
Taking a break


Love drinking
Getting drunk together


The bartender and the thief are lovers
The two criminals are in love with each other


Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
They will do anything to get what they want from their victims


Met in a church a night to remember
They first met while committing a crime in a church


Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered
They have robbed graves and stolen from the dead


He watched the lesbian talk
He observed a conversation between two women


She kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust
One of the women was sexually explicit


Crushed
He was disappointed


He couldn't make the call
He couldn't execute his plan


His eyes were gripped on licking tongues
He was focused on the sexual communication between the two women


Enough's enough
He decided to give up


Saved what they stole to meet at the altar
They stored their stolen goods to exchange at a later time


Place where they first set eyes on each other
The location where they met for the first time


Flew to the sun to start life all over
They attempted to start anew but were ultimately unsuccessful


Set up a bar and robbed all the locals
They established a bar and continued their criminal activity




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: Kelly Jones, Stuart Cable, Richard Mark Jones

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@jackt.ripper7272

The Bartender and the Thief

When you think about it he's watching every word you say, dazed
And when he's sussed you out he calls her up, and out she comes and hustles us

Long digging, gone fishing, love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers, steal what they need like sisters and brothers, met in a church a night to remember, robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

He watched the lesbian talk, she kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust, crushed
He couldn't make the call, his eyes were gripped on licking tongues, enough's enough
Failed for once

Long digging, gone fishing, love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers, steal what they need like sisters and 
brothers, met in a church a night to remember, robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

Long digging, gone fishing, love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers, steal what they need like sisters and 
brothers, met in a church a night to remember, robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

Saved what they stole to meet at the altar, place where they first set eyes on each other
Flew to the sun to start life all over, set up a bar and robbed all the locals

Doo-doo-n-doo-doo-doo



@me-pn5lu

When you think about it he's watching every word you say hey dazed
And when he's sussed you out he calls her up and out she comes and hustles us 

Long digging gone fishing love drinking 

The bartender and the thief are lovers 
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers 
Met in a church a night to remember 
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered 

He watched the lesbian talk she kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust crushed 
He couldn't make the call his eyes were gripped on licking tongues enough's enough 
Failed for once 

Long digging gone fishing love drinking 

The bartender and the thief are lovers 
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers 
Met in a church a night to remember 
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered 

Long digging gone fishing love drinking 

The bartender and the thief are lovers 
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers 
Met in a church a night to remember 
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered 
Saved what they stole to meet at the alter 
Place where they first set eyes on each other 
Flew to the sun to start life all over 
Set up a bar and robbed all the locals



All comments from YouTube:

@Boabywankenobi

I spent about 3 hours in 1998 waiting for this song to come on Donna Air's MTV show so I could record it on VCR. The song that turned me on to Drop-D tuning. Many years later, the great Chris Cornell said Kelly was the best singer he'd heard in years. That's enough sign off as you'll ever need.

@paulonline123

ahah I used to do the same thing! MTV Select with the delectable Donna Air.

@omadamadao4429

Drop d, i thought it was only use for metal riffs,

@raulvegafonseca4334

The (main) tuning of Soundgarden by the way. Those are my two favourite bands!!!! I do love them

@jharri7908

I stole this album from hmv Brent Cross

@Boabywankenobi

@@omadamadao4429 Ironically, it was an issue of Metal Hammer that had the tab for this, that's how I found out.

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@TheIkaraCult

First two Phonics albums are absolute gold

@brianlaudrupchannel

So are the rest

@TheMusicalElitist

@@brianlaudrupchannelnot really

@cliffschofield6230

21 seconds build up to an okay tune song - wonkrs u an' all

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