Ready Any Time
Stiv Bators Lyrics


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Uniforms of catholic girls
Give me such a great big thrill
Achieving airlocks the only way to think
Hollywood high school yards
Makes my bag of candy hard
Got a ball point pecker loaded with inedible ink
And I'm ready anytime
Call me day or night
Waiting over here for you
Cause I'm ready anytime
Sitting in my hotel room
With ecstatic elastic tickle your womb
It's a corduroy condom
A groovy kind of love
Now I'm not afraid to die
Cause I know there's sex after death
Everyone gets laid in coffin
Am I right? right!!




I'm ready at the sperm of the moment
Thanks for mammaries

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Stiv Bators's song Ready Any Time are provocative and absurd. The song seems to be about sexual obsessions and fantasies of a young man who is aroused by the uniforms of Catholic girls and the Hollywood High School yards. He talks about achieving airlocks which could be interpreted as a metaphor for sexual intercourse and how it is the only way to think. He then mentions how he gets hard just by thinking about the high school yards and has a penile erection that is loaded with inedible ink. It's a bizarre and graphic description of his arousal.


Later in the song, he talks about sitting in his hotel room with ecstatic elastic tickle your womb, which could be his way of describing masturbation. He then talks about a corduroy condom which is an obscure reference to a type of condom sold in the 70s. The line "Now I'm not afraid to die cause I know there's sex after death" could be interpreted as him saying that he is not afraid to die because he believes there is an afterlife where he can continue to have sex. The song ends with the line "thanks for mammaries" which is a play on words of the phrase "thanks for memories."


Overall, the lyrics of Ready Any Time are nonsensical and obscene. They seem to be a representation of the sexual desires and fantasies of a young man in the 70s. The song is a reflection of the punk rock movement that was popular at the time, which was all about rebellion, anti-establishment, and breaking social norms.


Line by Line Meaning

Uniforms of catholic girls
I find joy and pleasure in the sight of catholic schoolgirl uniforms.


Give me such a great big thrill
Seeing these uniforms excites me.


Achieving airlocks the only way to think
In order to be successful, one must think strategically and be willing to take risks.


Hollywood high school yards
I am reminded of high school when I see the yards of Hollywood High School.


Makes my bag of candy hard
The sight of these yards arouses me.


Got a ball point pecker loaded with inedible ink
I have a penile prosthesis filled with indelible ink.


And I'm ready anytime
I'm ready for sexual activity at any time.


Call me day or night
Feel free to contact me any time of the day or night for sexual activities.


Waiting over here for you
I am waiting to engage in sexual activity with you.


Cause I'm ready anytime
I am always ready for sex.


Sitting in my hotel room
I am currently in a hotel room.


With ecstatic elastic tickle your womb
I have a flexible and durable condom to provide pleasure.


It's a corduroy condom
The condom I have is made of corduroy material.


A groovy kind of love
Sex is a fun and enjoyable experience.


Now I'm not afraid to die
I am not afraid to die because I believe in life after death.


Cause I know there's sex after death
I believe in the possibility of sexual activity after one's death.


Everyone gets laid in coffin
Sexual activity can occur even in a coffin.


Am I right? right!!
This is something to laugh at.


I'm ready at the sperm of the moment
I am always ready for sex, even at the last minute.


Thanks for mammaries
Thank you for the breasts.




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Written by: BATORS SECICH

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