Happy Birthday
Stoop Kids Lyrics

I forgot your fucking birthday two years in a row
I failed to remember your special day for two consecutive years.

the first time it happened, didn't want to watch porn alone
On the first instance, I didn't want to feel lonely so I engaged in watching pornographic films.

we were in different zip codes, called your cellular phone
We were physically distant at the time, so I made a phone call to acknowledge your celebration.

you were sipping patron, candles already blown
You were drinking patron and had already blown out the candles on your cake.

of course you were pissed, you shouted out "what the fuck is this?"
It was expected that you would be angry, and you expressed it by shouting, 'What is happening here?'

"it's my birthday bitch, don't be calling me horny and stupid"
You pointed out that it was your special day and I shouldn't bring up inappropriate topics.

shoulda dumped me then, signed me up for ok cupid
You would have been better off breaking up with me and signing me up for dating sites.

i don't why but you kept me on the line to my surprise
I'm uncertain why you continued to interact with me, which surprised me.

and then that second time, we'd already broken up
On the second time I failed to remember your birthday, we were already separated.

shows how much i'd already fucked up
This indicates how much I had blundered the relationship.

scrolling on my newsfeed, when all of a sudden you popped up
I was casually browsing social media when you appeared on my screen unexpectedly.

and your friends i'd seen when i visited you for a week,
I recognized some of your close friends from the time I spent with you during my visit.

showered your profile with keyboard smiles, "i love you"s, and "haven't seen you in a while"s
Your friends filled your page with love messages and greetings since they hadn't seen you in a long time.

and a wave of denial hit, like a pile of bricks
I got hit with an overwhelming wave of denial, as if a pile of bricks had fallen on me.

all i could do was sit in a pool of my own bullshit
I was left sitting in a mess of my own lies and excuses, with nothing else to do.

and all the lies i had equipped for a moment just like this
All the lies that I had prepared for such a moment wasn't useful anymore.

they weren't of any help as I felt guilt settle into myself
My lies didn't aid me in escaping the feeling of shame and guilt that settled within me.

we talked about love, we talked about divinity
We discussed the complex concepts of love and the divine.

if i could talk to you now, it'd be to get rid of me
If I had a conversation with you right now, it would be to get you to forget me.

i'm sorry
I regret my actions and their consequences.

i can't love you anymore
I've lost the ability to feel love for you.

i've written a thousand verses, slung a thousand curses
I've composed numerous verses and hurled countless curses.

all of them sound like the same sermon at the same churches
All of them sound the same, repetitive and have a monotonous effect.

same flow, same rhyme scheme, same ending line
The same rhythm, rhyme, and finishing lines appear in every composition.

same beginning and same subject every time
Each piece begins with the same thing and is about the same thing.

it's a crime the way i design what's mine
It's a crime the way I decide what's mine.

i make identical mistakes, never learn after the ninth fucking time
I continuously repeat the same mistakes and never learn even after numerous attempts.

i make promises after i get high, i'll never smoke again
I promise while under the influence that I will abstain from smoking, but fail to keep my word.

and then two hours later, shrug it off, say, "i'll just smoke with friends"
Two hours later, I give up on my promise and decide to smoke with friends.

i'm a piece of shit, how the hell did you put up with it?
I'm a vile and horrible person to deal with, and I'm unaware of how you managed to bear it.

i made you feel ugly and ashamed yet said i was the victim to the game
I caused you to feel unworthy and dishonored, yet I acted as the victim of the game.

looks like i've opened the same fucking vein
It seems like I've made repeated mistakes and followed the same negative pattern repeatedly over time.

i hope i die in vain and you forget my name
I pray that my endeavors are unsuccessful and that you forget my identity.

cause I'd say you're beautiful, you're so mesmerizing
I would state that you are beautiful and extremely captivating.

but i need a trophy wife so this isn't good timing
However, I require a partner who can boost my ego, so now isn't the appropriate moment for us.

i'll say you're perfect, and yes, you're the only one
Despite it all, I will concede that you are flawless and the best among all.

but i need to fuck a girl or two before i can put the ring on
But my goal is to have casual sex with multiple partners before settling down.

and over and over, and on and on till everyone i've ever loved is gone
I repeat this behavior over and over, until I've driven away every person I have ever loved in my life.

and all i have are my shitty songs
All I have are my terrible songs.

when compared to my vices, i'm just a witty pawn
AGainst my vices, I'm an insignificant and lesser player.

so on this february 3rd, i'll wish you a happy birthday
And so, on February 3rd, I'll convey my greetings for your birthday.

and i'll be gone
But then I'll leave you alone and never see you again.

now baby, don't be sad
Don't be sad, my dear.

i can't love you
I cannot love you as you deserved.

i won't love you
It is logical not to love you.

i don't love you
I cannot force myself to be in love with you anymore.

anymore
It has already passed, and I cannot change things now.