Crooked Figurehead
Stuck Mojo Lyrics

You lied, connived and pressed flesh till 1600 was your address.
You were deceptive and used cunning tactics to become the President of the United States.

The chameleon at the podium whose words cause pandemonium.
You are like a chameleon, changing your words to suit your political needs and causing chaos among the people.

A nation under stress, you must confess about an executive mess.
The country is in crisis and you must admit that you have mismanaged executive affairs.

You want me to believe; like Copperfield only tricks up the sleeve!
You expect me to believe that you can perform magical feats like David Copperfield, but in reality, you have only tricks up your sleeve.

Once a ho always a ho, you keep wheeling and killing at will.
Once someone is dishonest, they will always be dishonest. You continue to manipulate and deceive people without any remorse.

Ever since you took oath you keep feeding the people fake hope.
Since you took the presidential oath, you have been giving the people false promises and hope that you cannot fulfill.

Your platforms weak, plus you're a thief, you need to be impeached.
Your policies are weak, you have stolen from the people, and you should be removed from office through the impeachment process.

Mysterious deaths, illegal funds, oh what a mighty web you've spun!
You have been involved in shady dealings that have resulted in untimely deaths and illegal unexplained funds. You have created quite a tangled web of deceit.

(Chorus) Crooked figuredhead. Who do you think your fooling? Crooked figurehead.
You are a corrupt leader who is fooling no one but yourself.

No screening for cabinet members, they just hire family members, suicide.
You do not properly vet your cabinet members, and often hire people based on their family connections, which has led to disastrous consequences.

A tight white lie from the CIA to the FBI.
You have told a small, insignificant lie to intelligence agencies in order to cover up bigger, more significant lies.

Janet Reno to the rescue, protected your boss with a flaw in the law.
Janet Reno came to your aid and used a legal loophole to protect you and your actions.

Chelsea's fled the nest, Hillary's pissed, her daddy runs the biggest gang. Better resist.
Your daughter has left the country due to all the controversy surrounding you, and your wife is angry with you because you are corrupt. You should stop before things get worse.

I heard 55.50 for a ride on Air Force One and have some fun.
There are rumors that you have charged exorbitant amounts of money for a ride on Air Force One, which is meant for official business only.

Can I rent a room at the white house, invite all my friends and party out?
It seems like anyone can rent a room at the White House, and there is no respect for the sanctity of the Presidential residence.

You've given phat deals to Camp David, but you have to be crime-related.
You have made lucrative deals with Camp David, but they are only offered to people who are involved in illegal activities.

Diplomats get the welcome mat 'cause when you're finished in office your living.
Diplomats are welcomed with open arms, because when you leave office, they will still be able to take advantage of your wealth and connections.

(Chorus) Crooked figuredhead. Who do you think your fooling? Crooked figurehead.
You are a corrupt leader who is fooling no one but yourself.

Manipulated the youth through MTV.
You have manipulated young people through MTV to gain support for your policies.

Smooth. Smart. Move for the T-O-P.
Your tactics were smooth and smart, and you were able to climb to the top of the power hierarchy.

Adopted Republicans' Foreign Policy, you make it look real bad for the Presidency!
You have adopted the Republicans' foreign policy, which is a bad look for the Presidency and has caused more harm than good.