Gaston
Studio Beauty And The Beast Cast Lyrics

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston
It upsets me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps
You seem sad and miserable

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
All the men here want to be like you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps
Even when facing challenges or obstacles

There's no man in town as admired as you
No one in town is more respected than you

You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone loves you

Everyone's awed and inspired by you
You impress and motivate everyone

And it's not very hard to see why
It's easy to understand why

No one's slick as Gaston
There's no one smoother than Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston
No one is faster than Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
Gaston has an impressively thick neck

For there's no man in town half as manly
No one in town is as masculine as Gaston

Perfect, a pure paragon
Gaston is flawless and a model of excellence

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
You can ask anyone and they'll agree

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
They'll tell you they want to be on Gaston's team

Who play cards like Gaston?
Who can play cards as well as Gaston?

Who break hearts like Gaston?
Who can break someone's heart like Gaston?

Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
Who is more than just their individual qualities like Gaston?

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
I am intimidating as a physical specimen

My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Gaston is truly an impressive man

I needed encouragement
I needed someone to cheer me up

Thank you LeFou
Thank you, LeFou

Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you
No one is easier to lift up than you

Too much?
Was that too much?

No one fights like Gaston
No one fights better than Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston
Gaston can put out lights easily

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
Gaston is known for his biting in wrestling matches

When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver
When I hunt, I silently approach with my quiver

And beasts of the field say a prayer
Animals in the field fear me

First I carefully aimed for the liver
I aim for the liver first

And I shot from behind
I shoot from a concealed position

Is that fair?
Is that ethical?

I don't care
I am indifferent to fairness or ethics

No one hits like Gaston
No one can hit as hard as Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston
No one can match Gaston's intelligence

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
Gaston is the best at spitting

I'm especially good at expectorating
I am particularly skilled at spitting

Ten points for Gaston
Gaston earns ten points for his spitting

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs
As a child, I ate 48 eggs

Every morning to help me get large
To help me grow big and strong

And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
Now that I'm an adult, I eat 60 eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge
I am now very large in size

Who has brains like Gaston
Who is as smart as Gaston?

Entertains like Gaston!
Who can entertain like Gaston?

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston
Who can come up with as many great phrases as Gaston?

I use antlers in all of my decorating
I adorn my surroundings with antlers

Say it again
Repeat it

Who's the man among men?
Who is the most impressive man?

Who's the super success?
Who is the most successful?

Don't you know? can't you guess?
You should know who it is

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
Ask his followers and close associates

There's just one guy in town, who's got all of it down
There is only one man in town who has it all

And his name's G-A-S-T
His name is spelled G-A-S-T

I believe there's another T
I think there might be another T in his name

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
I just realized that I cannot read or write

And I've never actually have to spell it out loud before
I never had to say his name out loud before

Gaston
Gaston