Ode to the Bouncer
Studio Killers Lyrics


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Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

No, I haven't had no dope
Lift up the velvet rope
Mr doorman stop teasing
I'm freezing out here
See, I've got friends inside
It's my birthday tonight
And I'm not wearing trainers
Not to mention knickers

It's futile to debate
With St Peter at the gate
Made of protein milkshake
And low carb intake

'Cause all in all you're just
Another prick at the door

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
Bouncer, bouncer

Bouncer, empowered and aroused
I see it in your trousers
And in the way you browse her
Look she's in!

What? Her dress is up to waterline
That bitch is clearly borderline
Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight

We stand in awe in front of
Another prick at the door

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
Bouncer, hey bouncer
Bounce bounce bouncer

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

So you can play karate
You thick illiterati
I'm a black belt in life
So go home to your ugly wife

You forgot in your wisdom
The window to the ladies room
A whole new possibility for a cat like me

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer, hey bouncer,
Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer




I just gotta dance right now, it's critical
Bouncer, hey bouncer

Overall Meaning

The song “Ode to the Bouncer” by Studio Killers is a fun and quirky track about a partygoer demanding entry into a club from the bouncer. The lyrics offer a witty take on the frustrating experience of waiting in line and dealing with a stern gatekeeper. The song starts with the singer pleading to be let in and promising to dance immediately, showing the urgency and excitement of the moment. She argues that she has friends inside and that it's her birthday, as she tries to rationalize her way in.


However, the bouncer is unimpressed and seems to be mocking her, making jokes and playing around with her. The singer calls him out for being a “prick at the door” and tells him she'll get physical if he doesn't let her in. In the pre-chorus, she makes fun of the bouncer's posture and empowers herself by calling him a “thick illiterati” and claiming to be a “black belt in life”. She then reveals she knows a secret way in through the women's bathroom window and includes that in her plea to be let in.


Overall, the song is a humorous and relatable take on a very common experience, with catchy beats and quirky lyrics that make it hard not to dance along.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh, let me in or I'll get physical with you
I'm desperate to get inside this club, and I'm willing to use force to make it happen


I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do
Dancing is incredibly important to me at this moment, and I need to do it as soon as possible


No, I haven't had no dope
I'm not under the influence of drugs or alcohol


Lift up the velvet rope
Please move aside and let me enter the club


Mr doorman stop teasing
Stop taunting me by not letting me in


I'm freezing out here
It's incredibly cold outside and I want to get inside


See, I've got friends inside
I have friends already inside the club


It's my birthday tonight
Tonight is my birthday


And I'm not wearing trainers
I'm dressed up and not wearing sneakers


Not to mention knickers
And I'm not wearing underwear either


It's futile to debate
Arguing with the bouncer is pointless


With St Peter at the gate
It feels like I'm trying to get into heaven rather than a nightclub


Made of protein milkshake
The bouncer is really muscular and intimidating


And low carb intake
The bouncer is really strict with his diet and exercise regimen


'Cause all in all you're just
At the end of the day, you're just


Another prick at the door
You're just another unpleasant bouncer guarding the entrance


Bouncer, hey bouncer,
I'm addressing the bouncer directly


Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncer
You're bouncing people from entering the club


Bouncer, empowered and aroused
You're feeling powerful and turned on by your position


I see it in your trousers
Your arousal is visible in your pants


And in the way you browse her
You're checking out the women who are trying to enter


Look she's in!
One of the women has been allowed to enter the club, and you're excited about that


What? Her dress is up to waterline
You're making a judgement about the woman's outfit


That bitch is clearly borderline
You're insulting the woman and accusing her of being unstable


Nose as white as Snow White's, in moonlight
You're accusing the woman of using cocaine


We stand in awe in front of
We're intimidated by


Another prick at the door
Another unpleasant bouncer blocking our way


So you can play karate
You're trying to act tough


You thick illiterati
You're stupid and uneducated


I'm a black belt in life
I'm experienced and skilled in navigating the world


So go home to your ugly wife
You should go home to your unattractive spouse


You forgot in your wisdom
You failed to consider in your decision-making


The window to the ladies room
That there's an alternative entrance to the club through the women's bathroom window


A whole new possibility for a cat like me
This presents a new opportunity for me to enter the club


Bouncer, bouncer
I'm again addressing the bouncer


Bouncer, hey bouncer
I'm still trying to persuade the bouncer to let me in


Bounce bounce bouncer
I'm using a catchy phrase to try and convince the bouncer




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: CHUBBY CHERRY, DARREN STOKES, GOLDIE FOXX, PHILIP LARSEN, TEEMU BRUNILA

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@johnsjohnson6881

Cherry:
let me in
LET ME IIIIIIN

@newmachines6777

Miss Marie 😂

@newmachines6777

Miss Marie The song in nutshell

@dayglobetty

I actually laughed aloud at this omg

@ianlemus786

Omg this Is so funny

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@redjack2629

Everyone's talking about Cherry's chest, and I'm just here wondering how Mynk hears anything with his headphones that far below his ears.

@aesthetic4829

Minks are very interesting animals is all I've got to say

@FractalPrism.

dat off ear monitoring

@JayWinderciasucks

turn the volume so high up you can hear it without the headphones on your ears

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